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curiosityschild · 1 month

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On the website for my county government for some reason and all five of our county commissioners look like supervillains. Like. It looks like someone travelled across the multiverse to pluck five supervillains from five different genres and got them all together to govern my county for some reason.

#if I were smarter or more creative I could come up with a premise for each of them #we have (1) the evil nerdy tech guy. I keep thinking of the villain from despicable me #then there's (2) doug dimmadome looking motherfucker #who looks like he makes a habit of kicking poor hardworking families off the land that they've been farming for generations #(3) is...... the MOST business major man I have ever seen in my life (derogatory) and taking a look at his bio I am right #he is a villain in a movie about a union and he ends up killing someone with factory machinery or something #(4) is hard to get a read on. maybe like a military movie where he's a celebrated high ranking official #but ends up betraying his men #(5) runs rigged boxing matches or something. mob boss esque.#(3) is literally looking down his nose at me I have never seen a more smarmy and punchable face #oh my god the tech nerd is catholic and writes alternate history novels

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