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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price as Prince Prospero - The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman

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lxvvie · 6 months

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ᴀʟᴇx ᴋᴇʟʟᴇʀ x ᴘʟᴜꜱ ꜱɪᴢᴇ ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

@shadofireshinobi, you have asked and I'm here to say LAWD HAMMERCY. NSFW begins below the cut.

Alex thinks you're the softest fucking thing he has in his life, boss.

He absolutely, positively loves the way you feel against him, all supple curves pressed against hardened and battle-scarred muscle, especially at night when you're asleep.

It's not uncommon to turn around and see Alex ogling you, especially if you were/are bending down.

Hates the way you belittle yourself, boss. Fuck you mean your hips are too wide? All the more for him to grab and love on you.

Alex loves to rest his hands on them by the way. Other times, he'll wrap his arms around you and pull you flush against him just so you can understand how much he loves you. You feel how fucking hard you make him? You see how much he desires you? Like fuck will he let you slip between his fingers, boss.

And when you're in the throes of an intense makeout session, best believe those hands are on that plush ass of yours.

Those thighs of yours will be the death of him, whether they're hugging him as he's fucking you or his head is buried between them and feasting on that delicious pussy of yours.

Two words: body worship. Yes, Alex can, and yes Alex will. Fuck around and find out, boss. He'll cover your body from head to toe in kisses. And lovebites. Especially on your thighs, and has no problem telling you how fuckin' perfect you are for him.

Sit on his face, too. You won't hurt him, boss. Not by a long shot. He absolutely wants that pussy and those thighs to smother him.

Remember how he likes to rest his hands on your hips? He likes to grip them like his life depends on it, too, as he's busy impaling you on his dick from the back.

Will also have you in a mating press because he wants to see everything. E-VERY-THING. Don't hide your face, let him fucking see it, boss.

Post-coital cuddles after sex are a given. You're in his arms and he's running those hands all over your body, making you shiver and sigh, and oh, what's that, boss? Ready for round two?

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cinamun · 1 year

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The grab felt around the interwebs 👀 Ayo big dude (Darren), pass me one of them Newports because lawd hammercy! 😩 [Ooooh, this is a lot to unpack...my blood pressure is rising as we speak]...Lol

Ok..so...Miss Ma'am decided to escape run away, like a thief in the night, end up lost & scared shitless on a bench...in the spice district (of all places) where they out here most likely snatching whole adult humans & most definitely sellin' cheeks (the pleasant sisters were literally on the clock)...sending all of her loved ones on a wild goose chase for her ass...and she has the nerve to get sassy!

In the words of our dear sweet baby love Hope Diamond: "Don't worry. I don't have any plans to pull another 'stunt' like that. UNLESS you and dad have plans to make me feel like a failure"...Um...EXCUSE ME! UNLESS...Oh, so we grown enough to give our PARENTS an ultimatum now. You & Your pre frontal vortex (or whoever) got me fucked up too...because what?

Now, Imma have to come back and finish my thoughts (I shouldn't have tried to catch up on the story knowing I had an interview to go to) but that damn sassy ass comeback just took me out.

to be cont...

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE CHAE!

#story stuff #I'M TAKING MY PIE AND GOING TO BED!#dkjflkdsjfiesswkj

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poohbea · 1 year

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OH GOSHSHWJSHSS POOH THE EDIT IN UR NAVI😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩 LAWD HAMMERCY IM GOING INSANEENWNWNWNWK he doesn’t have to look that good bc what’s up w these wild ass facial expressions and why are y panties suddenly at my ankles 🤨 anyways im here bc we haven’t talked in a little while and i wanted to check up on you <3 how have you been holding up lately ?

Hehehe 🤭 that’s what I’m sayinnnn he’s just fine for what?? NOT THE PANTIES AT THE ANKELS HAHAHAAAA YESSSS 😭😭😂😂

I’m good, mamas, been enjoying time off uni, working and such. Nothing too special 😂 just really looking forward to Christmas time honestly, i think that’s just me wanting to see family though 🤭

How’ve you been mamas? Last I heard college was beating your booty 🤕

#⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ moots ── sosa ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

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gentlemommyx · 6 years

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Oh lawd hammercy, you are so cute, and you're blog is so authentic, therapeutic, and you're like the perfect mommy. #mommygoals af. It's too bad you live so far away, cause I'd totally ask you out on a date and go bowling or go-kart racing. Would totally love to have you as a mommy. 😍🤗😍🤗😊

Aw thank you so much for the love. 💕 this truly, truly made my day! 😍😍😘😘

go carting sounds so fun right now!!🏎💨💙🏎💨 If only you did.

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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