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Haters Anonymous Pinned Starter Sentences 4
Snake! For this mission, you’re going to have to kiss me on the mouth.
No fat asses in Journey to the West? SAD. Well, there’s other asses.
Call me Earth the way I make that pussy quake.
I became trans by way of geological forces. Like a tectonic plate movement.
Having some of the worst poop ever.
Do you have a titty snake video on you?
My tits are so big because they’re filled with feminism.
I need to make you into a fucked up person.
They rejected me because they were afraid of my swag.
I mean this in the most loving way possible, but sometimes I want to be atomized when I hear something you say.
Your poor, poor eyebrows. They’re on fucking life support.
You, sir, have won the internet.
I can drink anti-freeze, captain!
Can we throw pipe bombs at royal families together?
You guys are always on about killing your dads, but what about killing your moms? #Feminism.
I showed you my neurotypical masking. Please hire me.
NEO LONG ISLAND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. YOU’RE IN A PICKLE NOW HEMORRHOID VIGILANTE.
I took Ambien and now I want to touch LEGO boobs.
LOL. It doesn’t even hurt that bad. Well, it does. I just don’t show pain. LOL.
I forgot what I was going to do because I got distracted by transgender gnomes.
My creative abilities are being suppressed. I want to make a website that will give the user a seizure, or diarrhoea.
I am beaming socialism and love into your mind.
That Wonka sure had a great idea for a nightmare factory of ironic punishments. I'm taking notes.
I should be customizable like a Sim. Only a five foot wide head would ease my bodily dysphoria.
What if I was radioactive, but instead of killing you, I just made you 1mm shorter and the effect grew exponentially?
Professor, enough about archaeology! We have to see cum documented!
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nsfw meme for fey + arik tho
put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer | ACCEPTING
*We’ll set this towards the beginning of the Blight
How interested they are in having sex with them: I’d say he wouldn’t be opposed but not desperate either. so like. A nice in between area.
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: he’s a poor warden he doesn’t have that kind of money.
If they would rather bottom or top them: How good they think they would be: Arik is A TOP. He tops. And I think with their personalities, he definitely tops. He’s not quite sure but he thinks more than decent of a shag.
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: my gut is telling me wall sex out of those options.
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: somewhere between sex and love. Arik would be tender with her until she’s a bit more comfortable with being a bit rougher.
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: Zevran or Morrigan. Probably Zevran. Seems like he’d be more down for it.
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: At the beginning of the Blight a few weeks after they first meet? I don’t think he’s thinking about the possibility.
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not having a computer for like a year and now i fucking emotionally nut everytime i log on and can actually bold something unlike when i just had a tablet. it feels so fucking good man. Ultimate Formatting is bolding small things like this i feel so alive
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Vanilla Sunday Meme
For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic.
Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!
Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?
Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?
Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?
Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?
Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection?
Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?
Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?
Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?
Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?
Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?
Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?
Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?
Where is your muse most sensitive?
Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship?
Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?
Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?
Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?
Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner?
Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run?
Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?
Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?
Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?
Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?
Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?
How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?
Do they have sex frequently, occasionally, or rarely?
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ALFRED WRIGHT BI ATTORNEY Sentence Starters
Things are terrible here too. It's a fucking wreck. Like my life!
They're saying there was a murder.
I think that's cat piss in the corner. We don't even have a cat! Who pissed in here?!
Are you a stand user?
I'm pogging out! I'm pogging out!
Can I be a teenager for like five seconds?
Okay, Jesus Christ. I don't know what's going on here.
The fuck did you call me you wannabe Gem looking ass bitch?
Your card went in my EYE.
If you're cringe, then I'm fucking weirdchamp.
Bitch, you're in JAIL.
Oh, honey. The eyelash. Oh, Jesus. Can I fix it?
People be killin'. People be committing crimes, what can I say?
ARREST HER. YOU ARE A COP.
We don't have to fucking talk about this here. We don't have to do this.
The body was found right over here. In fact, you're standing on it.
I wish you would blow my noggin.
Is that a new term, "givin' me noggin"? "Use your noodle"?
She be using the left and right brain, you know what I'm fucking talking about? I be grinding to the center, call that shit brain-doggin'.
LET ME HAVE THIS. I'M A 25 YEAR OLD MAN. I'M SINGLE. I'M GAY.
You're over here simping a Kentucky Derby contestant, bitch.
I could not have been less prepared for a JPEG of a tiger.
Advanced Tomfoolery is what I majored in in college.
I'm all about trickle-clown economics.
[name], if you can hear this, you have to shit faster.
This is what I sound like when I jack off: [squeaky clown horn]
The circus is for everybody, large and small. Don't fucking judge me.
I know that you're very anxious right now, did you hear about that murder that happened? You know when someone got clobbered over the head and died, can you tell me about that?
It was funny. Laugh. Please don't call me cringe.
With movies, TV, and bowling, the three main forms of media, there is just too much competition.
You were born without a sense of humour. And a small penis, too, I bet.
I caught a peek of the crime. I watched it happen, I did nothing to stop it.
The swift hand of justice will surely kill this man.
I will take you to prison, you will become a shiv.
FBI just donated 3 dollars.
Fuck everything else, this monkey is the best.
Game over. Monkey killed you.
Did Diddy Kong knock me unconscious?
You look like a dollar store Bratz knock-off.
The monkey has been added to the court record.
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Haters Anonymous Pinned Starter Sentences 3
I had a dream you told me I smelled kind of bad.
I’m going to have sex while watching Pixels with Adam Sandler.
Your mom makes bread by sticking wheat together with duct tape.
Why do you have trauma?
Don’t go near it. It’ll blast you into Canada.
I am perfectly camouflaged against this brick wall mural advertisement for Charleston Chews.
I forgot you weren’t wearing a shirt and got jump-scared by your nipples!
Have you seen the Muppet with massive tits?
Okay, now I’m just going to try and kill as many people as possible.
I loathe to take human life, but this time, it’s necessary.
Why do pussies growl?
About to go to the top surgeon and have them put my tits back on me.
Hey, if you eat an entire thing of digestives, do you shit?
I’m being plagued with visions of men with fat asses.
You look like a small Victorian boy possessed by the spirit of SpongeBob, but I mean it in a nice way.
GIRL HELP. THERE’S NO HRT FOR GHOSTS.
Are the cars from Cars sexy?
No chairs here. Our asses can withstand the earth.
Sorry I thought about breaking your spine.
I’m saving myself for divorce.
With great gun comes big boom.
Sometimes the side chick isn’t even a side chick. It’s Tien Shinhan from hit manga series Dragon Ball.
I saw two first graders fighting, so naturally I stepped in. They didn’t stand a chance against me.
Hurry the fuck up and give a quick honk on that bobo.
Do not distribute the waffle sandwich.
Cracking trauma, Gromit.
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Hey Alfred, Watch This! Starter Sentences 2
Remember when Claire Redfield was in Super Smash Brothers Melee?
I have approximately fifteen percent comprehension as to what that means.
Everyone knows Skyrim came out on everybody’s birthday at the same time somehow.
Here’s my question as an avid gamer: when’s the part where I rim the sky?
Like this post if you were born in two-thousand-nothing.
I was about to say “Miyamoto’s butthole” so I’m glad I stopped.
Partition.org is where I get my hard-drive tips.
It’s a snow day and I’d love to play Bomberman 64 with you.
Friends don’t stalk each other.
I was cool and chill with you until, once again, you took your fist and hit me across the fucking face and slapped me off of a building.
I can eat with no head. I still have a throat hole.
Every zombie in here is spring-loaded with a Vine reference when you kill them.
I want everything in here except you to die.
Oh my God, [name] I’m a fucking accomplice! Why did you fucking do that?!
You sound like you’re laughing like you’re angry at me. Like your face is fucking pissed off and you’re laughing in my face.
Shoot him! Why are you running?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
He was going to try to propose to you! He was on his knee!
Oh, now I’m a potential customer you’re being all respectful!
THIS MAN EATS BULLETS LIKE FUCKIN’ MINTS!
You’re like Otis’s dad in Barnyard, waiting for the coyotes to come.
If this man pops up, I’m gonna jump really high in the air.
I cannot hear. I swear, I cannot hear!
What you’re looking for has been here the whole time… right in front of your eyes.
She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts. She’s cheer captain and I’m the bleachers.
You can’t eat ass cheeks that are concrete.
Oh my God, that hurt me! That hurt my physically, [name] you just did twenty points of psychic damage!
My dad sounds like that when he comes in in the middle of the night. He’s got big work boots.
Stop shooting my dad!
I tried to jump through a mirror when I was five years old so I could go to the ChalkZone.
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Absolutely: A True Crime Story Sentence Starters
It’s a fucking video game.
We can’t all be heroes.
Well [name], this is a pretty open and shut case. We know you did it. We’ve got the knife you used to kill the victim. It’s got your finger prints on it. And your blood. And your spit… and your semen(?) We’ve got three witnesses who watched you do it. We’ve got a video of you stabbing the victim fifteen (15) times. We’ve got you walking into a police station saying: “I [full name], have committed a murder.”
If you’re thinking of talking your way out of this one, you’d better have a pretty good explanation.
Yep, just a normal day. Pushing my massive supply of uncut drugs onto addicted local school children.
Hi there, [name]! Not doing any stabbing today I see!
Sell me a dime, would you please?
Hell yeah! I’m gettin’ fucked up tonight~!
It’s the lack of stabbing that makes NoCrimesVille the kind of city I’m proud to live in.
Sorry if I look sad today… season 7 of Game of Thrones is out today… but I can’t afford HBO.
Let’s just navigate over here to thepiratebay.org/GoTs07e01-07. Oh, and we should also get you season 6, just for a recap. You know how complex the storyline is.
You like tentacles, [name]?
Well, let me explain how decentralized P2P works.
I’m doing a murder right now!!
Nobody gets away with crimes in my town.
Destiny claims yet another victim…
I heard you beat up twelve robbers at Sears!
Maybe you can help me. I’m in a tricky pickle right now.
Maybe some time in the slammer will sort your shit out.
After a hard day of making the world a better place, a nice cold one would sure hit the spot.
I think deep down… all of us are broken, in a way.
The real lesson here today, is: If you truly need to punish someone, let them go free.
He WILL stab you.
But you forgot one crucial thing: you killed a murderer. And that makes you responsible for all of the murders they committed.
Aspiring to anything will only get Keanu Reeves killed.
Every time you wish for something, Keanu Reeves is sent to the electric chair.
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Hey Alfred, Watch This! Starter Sentences
My favourite cosplay that I never got to do for UNDERTALE was the stick that gets stepped on in the very beginning of the game.
Hey, what are you doing. What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey! Hey! STOP.
That’s Mr. X. He drives a Bugatti.
Finally, a fucking drink. ( The muse is sipping out of a gas nozzle. )
I hate cars! Fuck Henry Ford!
I’m so wet in the rain.
Do I think? No. That’s been the problem since the beginning.
This is a graveyard for poor people. Look at these fucking tombstones, they’re just sticks. They didn’t even bury those ones!
Hello, welcome to Intuition Graveyard where the job is yours.
Are you going to eat my legs?
My dad once said you should always try everything once. And if you try something twice, you’re a piece of shit.
You farted and shitted and now the house is on fire!
Didn’t you know that Resident Evil 2 spelled backwards is UNDERTALE 2?
Look at how fucking sopping wet this boy is.
So basically I’m monky?
You turned him into Nickelodeon Gak! He’s Nickelodeon slime at the Nickelodeon kid’s choice awards! What have you done?
Don’t meow at me.
Talk about a low-budget flight! No food or food?
Who just fucking broke my bones, dude?
Oh my God, that was all of my lecture papers! I put them in order!!
Sorry to disorganize your homework, lads.
What is that level called with the purple water? What is it fucking called with that Barney juice, dude? Stank-Ass Toilet Zone?
You should be in Mamma Mia! The ABBA musical.
No? Did you just say no to me? I don’t feel like I’m being respected.
Something happened and I immediately shitted myself.
I earned this big boy with his large penis gun.
We’re gonna say “hey, [name], you wanna play Mario Kart 8?” and then we’re gonna tie you to a chair.
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Haters Anonymous Pinned Starter Sentences 2
Why don’t you ctrl+c ctrl+v some bitches.
I broke my last laptop trying to download Meet the Robinsons.
Me and the boys only pee when we touch dicks.
A “fruit roll up” is when me and my homies make a blanket burrito to get cozy.
Logging into fucked up evil Facebook to play Harmville.
Stop threatening to kill me with appliances.
Girl help, I’m falling into the acid vat.
I’m not a shopping list... I’m a ghost!
*throws a beaker at you that is filled with a potion that makes you bald*
When I was a kid, I was afraid the guy next door would come in and take a crap on my bed.
I’m going to focus on your facetious use of the word “dude”.
The man asks about gay snakes and you tell him to die?
You will wish for my smell and you will die.
Baby, I’m about to be accused of regicide.
Died from eating some bad pussy.
If you hit me, I’m making a callout post.
Ma’am your vagina alright?
Give me my fucking fingers back, dickhead.
This in no way enriched my life! Thank you.
You kids wait right here. Papa is going to go buy some gender.
Did you just kill someone? That’s kind of epic.
Please explode and die.
I’m sexual.
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Haters Anonymous Pinned Starter Sentences
There is something very sexy about divorce.
Fail husband from my cringe marriage.
So who’s the eeby and who’s the deeby?
Look at my fat LEGO ass.
Stop posting the cock gif!
In my opinion, piss and shit makes us more familiar with each other.
Woe is me, my ass is fat and I need two hundred dollars.
I’m literally going to get a restraining order.
I’m living deliciously and sexily.
I’m living sluttily and fatly.
I heard you’re finally out as gay, wig.
Did I fucking ASK you to post a photo?
The best character is whatever that guy’s name was.
You look like you’re giving homosexuality one last try, but if you can’t find the man of your dreams, you’re going to retire to straighthood.
You wish you were me, punk.
I feel like the white Eminem.
No more tits! We’re trying to play Fall Guys!
Fuck anybody that knows about ctrl+z.
I am going to cry. I am going to sob.
I’m smart and I have huge meat.
Sorry for pooping. Didn’t mean that.
I take it back. I want to injure you for making me look at Arin Hanson.
I want Mario to date my mom.
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The Bloodglob Scarepants Spooky Starter Sentences 2
I hate the random little creaks and wobbles in this room.
You fucking know what you did.
Are you killable?
No, I don’t wanna turn on Sticky Keys! I wanna turn on “I want to live” keys!
THAT’S DIFFERENT IN A WORSE WAY! WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Honestly? This dude was more effective when he was just using his hands.
I am going to cause problems on purpose.
You shouldn’t compare people to others. That’s really rude. You’re gonna instil a lot of self-doubt and self esteem issues in me if you keep doing that, man.
I’m here for chicken nugget.
So, what did we learn? Don’t waste all of my fucking handgun ammo.
Please just know that I am doing my best.
I’m really stressed out. If you’re mean to me, I’ll cry.
Yeah, I knew it. I knew one of you had a case of “still being alive”.
That’s your ultimate sickness, that you’re just not fucking dead.
I don’t know. I just, if you haven’t seen Grand Budapest Hotel I don’t know if we can really talk about film. I don’t expect your taste to be quite on the same level as mine.
Bitch. Back up.
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I’ve used all your ammo on real small shit, not knowing that this was coming!
I feel like you should take into account the fact that we are absolutely not prepared for this kind of an encounter.
Sorry for being a lesbian on main.
Oh, you’re naked and powerful! That’s how I’m trying to be.
I’m just a little guy! I’m just a little fella!
I’m hiding here. If you kill me now, all my hiding would have been in vain.
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send me 👀 + a character name and i’ll bold all that applies
i would compliment them / i would hug them / i would hold them / i would lift them / i would let them lift me / i would nuzzle them / i would caress their cheek / i would wrestle with them / i would stare into their eyes / i would admire their body / i would kiss them on the cheek / i would kiss them on the lips / i would kiss them on the neck / i would sit on their lap / i would let them sit on my lap / i would rest my head on their lap / i would let them rest their head on my lap / i would steal their clothes / i would let them steal my clothes / i would cook food for them / i would steal food from them / i would let them steal my food / i would share a drink with them / i would talk to them all night / i would laugh at their bad jokes / i would play footsies with them / i would cuddle with them / i would spoon with them / i would sleep next to them / i would hold their hand / i would pet their hair / i would let them pet my hair / i would give them a massage / i would let them give me a massage / i would bath or shower with them / i would make out with them / i would give them hickeys / i would let them give me hickeys / i would pin them / i would let them pin me / i would touch them / i would let them touch me / i would have sex with them / i would be gentle / i would be rough / i would let them be gentle / i would let them be rough
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Penny’s On The Move! Starter Sentences 2
Did I tell you about my My Little Pony fanfiction?
What if a GPS was a pony? Buck Around and Find Route.
Greetings, Champion of Cyrodiil. Have you heard of My Little Pony?
Science is the best friendship anyone could hope for.
Friendship is hard.
Good news. I figured what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core that kept me from writing MLP fanfiction.
Get comfortable while I boot up Microsoft Word.
My OC’s cutie mark is going to be the quadratic formula.
This is where you have to decide between your own needs or the needs of the people.
What is it that Jimmy Neutron said? “Boutta blast ass”?
What would your Smash trailer look like? Also, have you ever written MLP fanfiction?
We just don’t know if we’re ready to label things yet.
Will you just kiss in front of me please?
If you don’t go hog wild on each other right now, it’s not representation.
If a nob doesn’t get slobbed in the next fifteen seconds I’m gonna go fucking wild.
I screen-capped my tweet at 421 likes.
Unfortunately, it looks like you’re only going to have about two weeks to live.
If your friends don’t smile at you, they’ll be defeated by this stone.
I see you posting on the internet, “oh, feral energy. I need to catch rabies” all this other shit, y’know? I understand.
You’ll see the error of your ways.
How do I put myself off of Homestuck? How do I make sure that I have absolutely no motivation to read the rest of it?
Your eyes are bloodshot and your heart is empty. You have only eaten microwaved burritos for days.
I ain’t collecting taxes, I’m taking home clout. Twitch chat’s got my back, I have no doubt.
If I contort my body and phalanges enough I can make it look like the Batmobile.
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Spider Reviews Starter Sentences
There’s just something so delightfully unnecessary about a plastic spider.
Scary spido!
Oh my God, the amount of lore...
‘Glowing eyes and a squeaking voice’. That’s the feedback I get about myself also.
It has safety warnings... and all three about anal fissures?
Go for the tarantula; more fun.
If, for some reason, you need a rainbow spider -- this is it.
Sufficient. It’s a sufficient giant cardboard spider.
Tiny spiders. I can’t express how much I love these things. I need more.
I’m your tiny spider.
Basic. Not as big or elaborate as expected. Very basic spider.
I have been searching for a long time for a good spider.
This spider SUCKS.
She has it posing with an orange vanilla coke, I assume for scale. It’s a weird sight.
Not just longer legs, but a bigger, BADDER spider!
Big spider. The spider is very large.
IT’S A SPIDERY PIECE OF JUNK!!
People, I was looking for a BIG spider here.
My only issue with the spider was the craftsmanship.
My child doesn’t have friends, so I bought him this spider.
Big, hairy. Very scary.
It’s such a shame to see corporate greed destroying the giant spider industry.
Lame, weak spiders.
The spider is furry, and it feels SO good.
I love ‘skeleton spiders’ because spiders have exoskeletons, so a ‘skeleton spider’... looks like a spider. Just exactly what a spider looks like.
Those feets is such as long and furry.
I was trying to replace my old spider that I had for fifteen years.
My husband likes this for some strange reason.
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Pinned Messages in the Mod Discord Starter Sentences 2
Sorry, I got so mad I insulted his penis.
Soda makes you see faster.
I’ve been on the edge of my ass this entire time.
Oh. Guess I’m going to get banned from this K-Mart.
Waha! Yahoo! Thanka you so much for being my husband!
Own up to your milf-stakes.
My nipples work like a compass, always pointing North.
Technically, you did mention a penis.
I accidentally let my Frillish evolve and it was so fucking ugly that I quit the game in a panic.
Serotonin? Not on my watch.
I can validate the feather, we’ve been over this.
Is breast milk okay for vegans to drink?
I think “lifting weights” is just a ploy. I fear [name] is actually going to steal breast milk.
Whatever just transpired is so far from my idea of reality that, in order to recollect it, I would have to cross over to an entirely different plane of existence.
Quarantine hit me hard. Furby.
Is he being racially profiled because he still has eyebrows?
You don’t have to Fortnite dance to everything that bops. I promise. You can stop. I promise you.
I could have been an entomologist, but instead I’m just fucked.
Sorry, didn’t mean to post heterosexual couple.
Let me beat the shit out of monkeys!
Are you too good for giant gummy poo?
Shut the fuck up! Show me what the bear’s doing!
*does a magical girl transformation in a fart cloud*
I don’t think viruses even exist. I think we’re being fed a lie.
I have a super soaker full of discharge.
You shouldn’t be allowed to have lips.
This stock of celery looks like a wedding bouquet for the vegans.
I will now legitimately do crack because of you.
I learned that hitting someone with a stick gives them the symptom of die.
I’m actually Michelle Obama.
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