#nothing more comforting than the 70 year old neighborhood watch guy who talks to ghosts | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

talentforlying · 6 months

Text

constantine: i don't have a job, occult detecting doesn't count also constantine, every halloween: well, i guess it's time to punch in. don't talk to me i'm on the clock. racking up that overtime tonight

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#he already doesn't know peace on the daily but he Especially doesn't know it on halloween #least responsible man alive assigns himself duties for 24 hours. is shocked when shit goes off the rails #and the question of the day is do things go off the rails Because he's out there trying to help or In Spite Of. who can say #idk it's very funny to me that he thinks he has a job exactly One night a year #and he does get very formal about it. calls it his 'patrol' night. has a diner he hits up before trawling the synchronicity highway #november 1st isn't a day to him because he just spends it sleeping from sunrise til dusk #and yes he Has tried to avoid getting involved in anything. sitting out the whole day. locking himself in. does Not work #everything ends up coming to him anyways so he's decided he might as well make an official night of it #nothing more comforting than the 70 year old neighborhood watch guy who talks to ghosts #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

8 notes · View notes