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mieeaahhh · 3 months

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All for the game headcannons (so so so many)

(might delete because I’m embarrassed)

-Aaron and Andrew hang out at least once a week because bee said they should give it a try and then once they graduate and live separately they call once a week instead.

-Aaron has a slightly stronger southern accent than the rest of the foxes and they like ‘mock’ him by repeating what he says sometimes. (idk if that makes sense and I’m not American so idek if he’d have a southern accent I just saw other people saying the foxes would😰)

-the foxes usually go to Aaron if Abby isn’t around when they have like a small ache in their arm or something along those lines.

-on Valentine’s Day since Eric lives so far away and Seth is yk 💀 the foxes do small things to try make nicky and Alison’s day better. Matt and Dan invite them to tag along their plans sometimes, Andrew and Neil leave them extra ice-cream in the freezer, Renee makes gets Allison flowers and sometimes takes Allison on a walk if she’s up to it, Aaron and katelyn let Nicky watch movies with them sometimes, and they also just hang out with each other and somewhat ‘bond’ about being by themselves on Valentine’s Day 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

-Aaron had piercings before meeting Andrew without his mum’s permission which obviously made her absolutely furious, so then Andrew had gotten them as well because he knew she hated them. (And he thinks they’re cool)

-the twins share a lot of their shoes. Like they’re is only one pair and it’s neither Andrews or Aarons🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

-Neil named sir and king because when he suggested that Andrew should name them, Andrew just said something lazy like “cat one and cat two”.

-Katelyn’s personality is like Nicky’s and Renee’s combined. Also I like to think that Aaron is an absolute MESS around Katelyn and the foxes do NOT leave him alone about it.

-Randy is like one of those mums that’ll ask you to invite people you are barely friends with over for tea and she started doing it with Matt about Aaron. (I like to think that Aaron and Matt end up becoming really good friends)

-Aaron doesn’t like sleeping by himself and will sometimes awkwardly ask whoever he’s with if he can sleep in their bed with them (only if he trust them like A LOT and is obviously like close with them??) and most of the foxes are aware he does this but never bring it up as they all do things that are a little childish to make themselves feel better(safe)

He’s slept In Nicky’s, Andrews and obviously Katelyn’s bed the most.

-Matt always gives people those double high-fives after good games (like this🙌) and one time turned towards Andrew for one without thinking and then put them down with a quiet apology while Andrew stared at him. Andrew silently set his hand out for Matt to give him a high five and he hesitantly did.

-there is a photo of Seth (that Allison picked) on the foxes photo wall with a metal plate thing next to it that has his name, exy position and t-shirt number.

-they take a ‘team photo’ every year for the photo wall and it’s probably the most awkward looking photo in the world.

-Katelyn is an accessory girly🤞 she constantly has hair clips and jewellery and whatever else on and when she gets sick/annoyed if having a hair clip in around Aaron she will wordlessly clip it somewhere onto him. His jumper, his hair, his bag, his shoe etc etc and a lot of the times he doesn’t even notice.

-Katelyn has videos of Aaron singing his absolute heart out while drunk and she reminds him of it whenever he’s being difficult

-a lot of the foxes sing while drunk so it often leads to a mini concert when they drink together

-Wymack has a mug signed by all the foxes that he uses every day because they got it for him on Father’s Day as a joke (Kevin’s name is the biggest)

-the twins have both been caught standing on countertops soooo many times trying to reach stuff but nobody is brave enough to mention it.

-Andrew helps dye Renee’s hair and Renee helps paint Andrews nails.

-Aaron’s septum is ALWAYS squint and it drives Katelyn mad so she always just fixes it for him and he just kinda stares at her in confusion because he honestly forgets he has piercings sometimes.

-jeans new hobby is drawing (I saw Nora say he picks up a new hobby and I’m hoping, wishing and praying it’s art related)

-Jeremy has a habit of doing this 🤙 all the time in photos.

-Kevin and Wymack start going out for lunch once a week after the books take place.

-Andrew fiddles with his piercings and picks his nail varnish when he’s bored/anxious.

-Aaron’s glasses are bent slightly from always falling asleep on them at his desk

-Neil is the only fox who isn’t afraid of spiders so he’s the designated spider remover whenever they see one.

-Neil likes holding Andrews face a lot and sometimes Neil will squish his cheeks slightly too annoy him.

-we all know Andrew has a resting bored face but I think Aaron has the worst case of rbf knows to man bro. Like he will look at Matt or something and Matt will feel the need to apologise.

-Dan, Allison and Renee invite Katelyn for girls nights and slumber parties because they know it annoys Aaron and they actually just really like her.

-Aaron likes the smiths

-Kevin has dimples

-Aaron and Andrew have freckles on their nose, Neil has freckles all over and Jeremy has freckles on his cheeks

-Aaron apologises whenever he cries (trauma response??) and when he lived with Andrew and Nicky they’d always try tell him that he has nothing to apologise for which made him cry even harder

-Neil wears caps and Andrew hates it so whenever Neil wears them Andrew flicks them off his head

-Katelyn is the tallest out of Neil, Andrew and Aaron

-Dan always sends the photos she takes to the person in said photo so that they have a copy of it as-well as it being on the wall.

-Dan and Matt have soooo many matching clothes it’s ridiculous

-Andrew has smoker lungs💔

(he coughs so much it’s concerning sometimes)

And his voice is like raspier than Aarons is

-whenever the twins say something or do something at the same time they just automatically say something like “shut up” or “stop” as if the other did it on purpose.

-the twins always sit weirdly because if they don’t they’re feet will go numb from not being able to reach the floor.

-Dan made a group chat for the foxes that barely ever ended up getting used but after everyone graduates and goes on with their own lives it ends up getting used a lot more for calling/FaceTimes each other

-Nicky sometimes tags along in the twins weekly hang outs/calls

-after that big sleepover the foxes had after getting Neil back they start doing things like that regularly. Having sleepovers, trips, movie nights, baking, board games/game nights, etc because they do start realising that maybe they do care about each other more than they say they do and it should be shown towards one another a lot more or it could be too late🤷‍♀️

Sorry bro there is so much and I can’t think of any more right now 💀

#you’ll never guess who my favourite character is #all for the game #aftg #renee walker #allison reynolds #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #neil josten #dan wilds #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #seth gordon #kevin day #coach wymack #headcanon #HELP #IM SCARED #this is cringe bro pls don’t bully me

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lliminall · 2 years

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Hello hello I am the same feitan loving anon from before!! I just had to let you know that the line “power wash 3000 sloppy toppy” absolutely killed me and I was reading this in the car with my mom 💀 I forced myself to read it multiple times because it made me giggle so damn much 😭😭😭 also loved Paku and Machi 🥺 they wouldn't treat me right but I love them anyways 💙

I figured since I'm here I might as well ask this too: how tf would yanderes deal with a darling during their period 😔 feel like feitan would just be so mean about it! Mocking my pain and pawing at my boobs even though they hurt 😭😰 mean, mean man right there

Anyways, periods are homophobic and I hate them but lovely writing as always!!

anon!! thank you for the kind words, I’m glad my dumbass sense of humor landed well with you lol 😭

the power this question holds…our brains must be syncing because I’ve been thinking about period sex with the yans lately, so I had to take this as an opportunity to write out some headcanons for some of my faves hehe

Feitan is absolutely an asshole about it but he’s also very, very into it. Firstly because it allows him to indulge his sadistic side a bit more, given how sensitive your body is. You’re absolutely right about the boob thing, he’d be kneading the tender fat on your chest and pinching your tits just to see how your face twists up underneath him.

He also loves how needy you become during that time of the month. You can try your hardest not to show it, but he’s more than aware of how good an orgasm feels when you’ve been miserable in bed with cramps all day. Maybe he can even pat himself on the back for it later, when you’ve come three times and the endorphins have numbed your poor body enough that you can finally drift off to sleep. Good boyfriend behavior if he says so himself, you should show a little more gratitude to him for it tbh. (not that he’d ever EVER call himself something as sappy as your boyfriend but you get the point lol)

And of course the blood is nothing he’d shy away from, if anything it’s an added bonus. Not only because it works as a natural lube, but also because it creates such a raw, carnivorous experience for him. Cutting people down is a hobby of his. He’s done it for long enough that the smell of blood becomes exhilarating, and to smell it while he’s driving his hips into yours only gets him that much more worked up. It paints such a striking mess across your torsos, smearing down your thighs, the sheets, and everywhere his hands touch after he fingers you to climax. It’s Feitan lmao I hope y’all weren’t expecting it to be wholesome 😭

can I be extra gross and say that he’d even be willing to eat you out, if you got him riled up enough? hm maybe another time lmao

Chrollo doesn’t mind the blood. It isn’t particularly off-putting or attractive to him. What he loves about period sex is the opportunity it gives him to prove how well he can take care of you. Your cramps are keeping you up? And the painkillers aren’t working? How unfortunate. Lucky for you, he knows just the thing that will take your mind off of it :)

You just don’t have the energy to talk back and refuse him when you’re like this. And…it does make you feel better. He’s so gentle with your body, asking you what feels good, what hurts, bringing you to climax as many times as you’ll allow him. He’s basically a dream boyfriend through all of it. It’s confusing and frustrating, and 100% intentional on his part. He wants to show you how good he could be to you, how prepared he is to give you everything you want (minus a few minor things like, uhh your freedom) if you’d just behave for him.

He’ll take care of you in any way you’ll let him. Ordering in comfort foods, bathing you, throwing a heating pad in the microwave, putting on any dumb show you want to watch and cuddling on the couch. In the beginning I think he would offer all of this himself, but after you two have been through it a few times and you get used to it, I can see him being a little shit and making you ask for it yourself. You’re looking at him all expectantly and he just plays dumb. You’re going to have to ask for it and he wants you to be very specific. Tell him you want him to fuck you or it’s not happening. Ugh

Machi feels a little bad about it, but she comes to almost look forward to your periods. She’s a high-level nen user and hers don’t bother her much, but the same sure can’t be said about you. You just look so pitiful lying on the bed with your heating pad clutched to your belly. So when she comes to offer you help, she can act like she’s doing it for your benefit, obviously. If it’ll get you to stop moping around then fine, she’ll finger you a bit, if she must 🙄✋

It lets her feel like she’s doing something good for you. Getting you painkillers, bringing you a hot pad, refilling your pads and tampons without being asked. She feels more guilt than she’d like to over forcing you to be here with her, and providing for you like this soothes that ache a bit. Of course, she’ll never admit any of it. You’ll probably feel like you’re a burden to her, like she does it all out of begrudging obligation. Maybe someday you’ll be familiar enough to see through the act.

Don’t call her bluff though. It’s humiliating enough to be so wrapped around your finger, but for you to become aware of that fact…it might be more than she can gracefully handle.

#thanks for the question this was so fun to think about!!#mwah kiss for you #hxh.ll #chrollo.ll #feitan.ll #machi.ll #asks.ll #my works.ll

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paulinawoodpecker · 19 days

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Max finally hurts his feelings while Jack and Pickles kept hurting their feelings and Reena and Jasmine heard that they’re about to hurt their feelings and they have to stop them before it’s too late!

(Takes place when pickles and Jack kept hurting Ramirez and Victorias feelings)

@jakkiisthatboy2

Max enters

Tad: what do you want max?

Max: well if you’re the bravest hero, then maybe you should start to learn what it’s like when people hurt your feelings. For example, you hurt Ramirez and Victorias feelings…

Tad: 😨 how did you know that?

Max: it was told by an old friend of yours…

Tad: what?!

Max: also you took her away from me! And you made her your girlfriend! How could you! She was always mine.

Tad: not anymore!

Max: and you destroyed the museum and the Mona Lisa!

Tad: that wasn’t me! How is this my fault!

Max: and also this is what you get when you hurt us! We get to steal someone who you love!

Tad: 😨😨😨😨

Tad: then where are the other two?

Max: busy hurting the ladies’s feelings

Tad: what?

Max: so I might do the same thing as my daughter Tiffany!

Tad: what? Tiffany is your daughter?

Max: so it’s time for “operation: break man’s heart!”

Tad: no…no no! She taught you that?!

Max: and the other gentlemen…

Max: so what’s the matter vomit mouse, aren’t you going to throw up on me?

Tad: if I know how to…

Max: well there you go. You don’t know how to. Well I can see that you’re just a pathetic hero

Jasmine and Reena: *watches*

Max: all you care about is your lame discoveries and you don’t even want to share your spotlight with anyone! Not even the triple team…

Tad: 😰

Reena: *while listening* poor tad.

Jasmine: what can we do?

Reena: we have got to stop them from hurting the triple team’s feelings.

Max: and for the crystal, I bet that you won’t be able to make it! Sooner or later, it’ll be destroyed and you’ll never get cured!

Tad: *tears form in his eyes*

Max: and I got this with me, it might bring you back to that memory of the spider trick…

Tad: spider?

Spiders come out

Tad: AAAAAH!

Max: *laughs*

Max: Tiffany was right. They’re so much better than this!

Tad: AAAAH!

Tad: MAX! You’re gonna pay for this!

Tad: *finally smashes the spiders*

Tad: 🥺😰

Reena: we have to do something.

Jasmine: like what?

Reena: follow my lead…

Jasmine and Reena entered

Jasmine: what’s with the crushed spiders?

Tad: Reena? Jasmine?

Jasmine: max!

Jasmine: how dare you break his heart! You hurt his feelings, I might do the same as you too!

Jasmine: help is on the way max!

Max: huh? Oh no..

Jasmine: help is on the way!

Max: *screams and runs away*

Jasmine: there. Now that’s what I call a prank.

Reena: dude? Are you okay?

Tad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tad: *broke down*

Tad: what did it took me back time to when Tiffany did that same trick on me?!

Tad: *broke down sobbing silently*

Reena and Jasmine: *hugs him to cheer tad up*

Tad: *hugs them tightly* thank you ladies…

#tad the lost explorer #tadeo jones #tad the lost explorer 4 #tadeo jones 4

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alyhollywood · 8 months

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Omgzz I literally was talking last night about how badly I’ve wanted a corpse bride costume and upset no one has truly made one that was even semi decent. I have only seen one prior and it was horrible. This is the first one I’ve seen not only meet my expectations but surpass them! The only thing it doesn’t thrill me on is the price 😭😭😰😵‍💫

If you are wondering what my standards are for a costume to qualify as passable good,it is pretty simple. They must be as accurate as possible to the actual outfit the character wears in the film/comic strip/book illustration as possible. I want to feel like I have transformed into that character stepping into their shoes and walking their stride enveloping the specifics in how they speak and organically move bringing it all to life in real time! I guess some would call it cosplay these days. Ive just always felt that way when I put on a costume I am no longer myself, I become whoever I’ve decided to métamorphosiez into. I am that character❣️

So back to this costume. I am so torn disheartened at finally having found the costume and it being wayyy out of my budget. Let alone let’s not forget the accessories!!! I mean do you see those amazing platform heel shoes of grandiose greatness!?! And can’t be the Corpse Bride without the veil. Though I wouldn’t mind finding some cheap one at goodwill or some random hole in the wall outdoor mall shop lol. At that point though if you are buying the shoes and dress I mean might as well say fuck it and get the veil. Gahhh……

Well if anyone wants to gift me this Halloween costume I’m an xs and shoe size 7 ( they only run whole sizes I don’t typically wear a 7 lol) or if you want to help me afford to buy it myself my cashapp is $AlyHollywood so feel free and put a note what it’s for when 💸💸 so I can easily keep tally on what goes towards it. I wish cashapp had a savings option to make some funds be put aside to save for a specific item but hey it can’t be exactly like the big banks right!? Lol.

I mean this costume is perfect. My hair is like those shades of blues and purples and whatnot. I truly before seeing this was starting to consider making my own costume and keeping my eyes peeled for used slightly damaged wedding dresses for sale at really discounted prices especially since then being damaged I figured would make it easier to get at a affordable price. Then factoring how to paint, dye, treat, etc the fabrics and alter to make look like hers including the tear with exposed ribs though the corseted torso. I loved this character from the first time I saw the film and can never get tired of this movie. I think she is such a poetic tragedy and beautiful in an unusual way. Decaying beauty. I also adore how she when finally at peace transforms into those beautiful rebel of butterflies 🦋 which are like the well established symbolism of transformation into becoming anew and moving forward onto the future. It was just so perfect and quotes I could really relate to such as

“I’ve been in the dark for so long I forgot how beautiful the moonlight is”

Not that I have plans but I’m sure I could find some lol better question is if I did rock this costume who would be my Vincent!? Lol. I actually found a decent costume for him but his outfit wouldn’t be that hard to recreate from real clothes from not costume shops lol.

#wishes #corpse bride #halloween cosplay #halloween #halloween costumes #wishlist #so expensive #send me money #help me buy this #drop dead gorgeous #decaying beauty #if you wish on a star #dream it #dreams conceived into reality #dollskill

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soft-cookie-aka-aquadrop · 2 years

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A long post about Humans-B-Gone and some other bug stuff

I’ve been thinking about @humansbgone again since the new episode came out, and it got me motivated to keep working on some fanart that I never got around to finishing. Thankfully, I’ve still got plenty of time to finish it before the fanart contest deadline.

The series’ role-reversal theme was on full display as Rose the tarantula was startled at the sight of a human, just like how we might react to seeing a spider. Well, those of us that aren’t bug and/or spider enthusiasts, that is. I will admit, I used to be much more skittish around them as a kid, and even now, my subconscious mind still isn’t convinced that they’re not threats.

Last week or so, I woke up screaming from a nap because I dreamed that a praying mantis lunged at me. That’s what happens whenever I get too hot while I’m asleep- insects and/or spiders start appearing in my dreams, and they’ll keep appearing everywhere I look until one of them jumps towards me and scares me awake. Usually it’s a spider, but this time it was a praying mantis. I don’t remember dreaming about a praying mantis before. 🤔

Also it turns out that it’s “praying” mantis and not “preying” mantis. I wasn’t sure which one was right because technically both are true- they put their forelimbs together like they’re praying, and they prey on other bugs, so they’re praying and preying mantises.

As for what’ll happen next in Humans-B-Gone, I can’t say. 🤷🏻‍♀️ What I can say is what I’m hoping will happen next. What I’m curious about is if we’ll get to see…

Where Sophodra’s going to bring all the humans she caught in episode 3 to. I wonder if they’re still in her backpack, trying desperately to find a way out?

If the humans have a safe place to take their hazmat suits off.

Even more macrovolutes! I wonder if they have giant luna moths? Luna moths are cute, but I feel bad for them because they can’t eat anymore, so they have to find a mate quickly, because they’ll starve to death within a week. I wonder if that also applies to their macrovolute version, or if they’ve found a way around that? 🤔 On the other hand, I wonder if we’ll see a macrovolute version of… *shudder* antlion larvae?! 😰 I mean, i-it’s fine, it won’t stop me from watching if we do see antlion larvae, I’m not scared or anything… but they are the reason why I can’t bring myself to watch a playthrough of the PC version of SimAnt. 😓

And of course, on the gub side of things, I’d like to see more of the weird mutant vertebrates- besides mammals and birds, I’m also curious about how the reptiles, amphibians, and fish are different from real ones. Especially the fish. We know the sky isn’t safe because of the mutant birds, but what about the water? Something tells me it probably isn’t any safer… 🤨

Gregorsa said that insects and arachnids can become macrovolutes, but other arthropods can’t, not even when they’re the same size as the macrovolutes. So that would mean that centipedes and millipedes can’t be macrovolutes, nor can crabs, lobsters, or shrimp. I wonder what they’re like, then? Are they just wild animals, like the mutant vertebrates? Is there a reason they can’t be macrovolutes? Oh, and that reminds me, there’s still that mysterious “bolecore” that both Gregorsa and Sophodra mentioned. We don’t know what it is yet, but I have a feeling it’s the key to how the macrovolutes “conquered the square-cube law” as Gregorsa put it. That, and the lack of gravity.

What could those ant-agonistic ants be plotting? What is their scheme? What horrors shall they wreak upon macrovolute-kind? They’d better keep their hands- er, legs? …off of Rose’s cute little family, or else I’ll… uh… I’ll…

…frown and dejectedly say “nooooo…” I guess. 😔

So I guess that’s it for now. Who’d have thought I’d be so interested in a series about giant bugs?

#humans b gone #insect #insects #arachnid #arachnids #ants #humans-b-gone

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