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When was the last time you really established your favorite tv show? >> I never bothered establishing a favourite TV show, because I don’t have a reason to. There are a lot of shows I like and I don’t see any point to ranking any above the others.

Write one lyric that really explains the way your life is going as of now? >> ---

Do you ever have any fantasies that involve certain celebrities? Who? >> No.

What is your favorite brand of shoe? Where can you buy these shoes? >> I don’t have a favourite brand of shoe, but I covet Frye shoes every time I see them at Macy’s.

Does anyone ever judge you for something you naturally cannot help? >> I’ve experienced that. But that’s not my problem.

Do you support homosexuality in general? Why do you or why dont you? >> “Support” is a weird word to me. I just don’t have any reason to think about it too hard, there’s no cognitive dissonance or religious dissonance or whatever to work through. Someone telling me they’re gay is about as remarkable to me as someone telling me they have a pet, or something.

Look into your closet. What is the major color of shirts you own? Why? >> Black. Because I like black shirts.

If you had your own personal dance crew, what would you name it and why? >> I wouldn’t do this.

Do you like any other kinds of food from different nationalities? Which? >> I like a lot of foods from a lot of different cultures.

Has anyone ever called you an exact replica of one of your parents? Agree? >> No one has ever called me that.

Do you like watching television on the weekends when you're home alone? >> I’m not home alone on the weekends. Anyway, I watch television whenever I feel like it.

Where do you work, if anywhere? Do you like this job or not so much? >> ---

What would you consider the most important aspect in your entire life? >> I’ve never considered it.

Do you have a significant other at this moment in time? What's their name? >> Her name is Sparrow. I also have Can Calah and King Crimson, who are not to be discounted in either their significance or their otherness.

Have you ever claimed to be in love when you knew you really weren't? >> No.

If you had the chance to meet an annoying celebrity, would you still do it? >> Why... would I want to do that...?

Do you ever lie in the grass during summer or are you afraid of ticks? >> I don’t lie in the grass during the summer because I just don’t take the opportunity, not because I’m afraid of anything.

Does it bother you when you see slutty girls getting all the cute guys? >> ...

In winter, would you rather wear jacket or hoodies? Why is this? >> I wear whatever suits the weather (while taking into account my tendency to overheat).

Are you old enough to legally drink alcohol? How old are you exactly? >> Yeah. 32.

Would you consider yourself a good singer or are you tone deaf? >> I think I’m comfortably somewhere between “tone deaf” and “skillful singer”.

Who was your best friend in the fourth grade? Only if you remember. >> ---

Does anyone fully understand your personality? Who is this person? >> I don’t know.

Can you touch a window from where you're sitting at this moment in time? >> No, I’d have to stand up and lean over.

When was the last time you walked to you destination? Why was this? >> I don’t remember.

What is the highest level you've ever gotten to on guitar hero? >> Expert.

Are there any holes in the walls right now that you were the cause of? >> No.

Do you sometimes feel sorry for serial killers or do you have no mercy? >> I think the pathology of serial killers is interesting and sometimes the nature of their crimes is interesting, too. I have a couple “faves”, as in ones I particularly like reading or watching shows about. But I don’t feel anything about them, positive or negative.

When was the last time you were sick? What exactly were you sick with? >> I don’t remember.

Would you like to see someone right now? Who is this person anyway? >> No.

How many times a day do you tell someone you love them, on average? >> Zero.

McDonalds. Would you consider that place gross or delicious? Why? >> It is gross because the conditions at individual McDonald’s restaurants can sometimes be deplorable, it is unethical and unhealthful because of how the ingredients are obtained and how it is processed, and it is delicious because it is engineered to be.

Do you have an ipod touch or iphone? If so, how many apps do you have? >> No, I have an Android phone and I’ve installed about 10 apps.

Does your mother or father let you normally use their personal credit card? >> ---

When was the last time you ordered something offline? What was it? >> I ordered more CBD a few days ago.

What grade are you in, if you're still in school, that is? Ever failed? >> ---

What would you consider your most prized posession? Who gave it to you? >> I don’t have a prized possession.

Do you ever buy your own clothing or does someone else do that for you? >> I do buy my own clothing, but I also get clothing as gifts.

What is the one thing in life you wish you could just take back? >> ---

Do you think regrets are better left unspoken or should they be out loud? >> I have no opinion.

Does it ever make you angry when people dont even try to use good grammar? >> No, it makes me annoyed when people are obsessed with what they believe to be “good grammar”, because I don’t see language that way.

Does anyone who is a bit younger than you try to flirt with your bf/gf? >> ---

What color is your remote? Does it have any special/interesting features? >> Black. Not that I’ve noticed.

Have you ever fist fought someone before? Did you win this fight? >> Yeah. No.

Does anyone ever tell you that you're too negative or too positive? >> I don’t think anyone’s said either of those things to me in years. When I was in my early twenties a few people said I was “too negative”, which was true because I was pretty damn depressed at the time and didn’t have much self-awareness about how that made me behave.

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