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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 1 year

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i had the dumbest fucking dream yesterday where pei ming and feng xin were sharing a flat that looked like a penthouse off the sims 3 late night and they wanted to keep other ppl from moving into the building so they kept having obnoxious parties but then feng xin started dating mu qing, who was playing the role of Responsible Girlfriend like in a shite comedy film to feng xin's Average Guy main character and pei ming's Slutty Party Friend so there was drama and bickering and such and it finally culminated in feng xin asleep on a chaise longue and pei ming trying to wake him up to open the gate and mu qing got so sick of it that he jUMPED INTO THE SWIMMING POOL FULLY DRESSED WITH SHOES ON climbed out the other side and picked up the still sleeping feng xin to carry him away

what the fuck is wrong with me u lot

edit: ok i caved and fixed the hinge thing BUT I WON'T FIX ANYTHING ELSE >:V we all have to accept my mistakes and SUFFER TOGETHER 😤

edit the second: OK NOW IT IS FIXED FOR REALLY REALS. I DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE FIXING IT AGAIN. WE LIVE WITH OUR MISTAKES NOW. THAT'S IT. that's it

#birb still draws #I AM MENTALLY ILL #anyway #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #pei ming #tgcf #i was so confused when i woke up i s2g #i just lay there in my bed staring at the ceiling and wondering how my life has led me to this #when i was born my mother did not expect me to become this kind of person #she probably hoped i would be a doctor or a teacher or a rugby player #and yet here i am #a birb 😔#f in the chat for birb's mam #no i don't know why pei ming is wearing that #i just thought it would be funny #i know its scribbly shite work but I HAD FUN OK????#i did it for the craic #is this still an art blog?#birb's comics #tgcf fanart #天官赐福 #tian guan ci fu #mu qing looks like ur friend carrying their toy home in a huff bc u've had a quarrel over ur game 🤣#also i've made pei ming very shiny bc u just kNOW he would oil himself up and lay out in the sun all day if circumstances permitted #i don't even LIKE modern aus why did i DREAM of one??? ;A;#one day i will be a real artist #one day ;A;#i just noticed i've forgot one of the hinges on the gate pls pretend u do not see it

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wuxianxkexing · 10 months

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Part 2 of Mu Qing x Reader: Stop Fucking With My Cat

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Mu Qing was left with no other options but to make an announcement in the communication array. The only other female official he knew much about was Ling Wen but he doubted that she had the time to get up to such nonsense, nor would she be inclined to do so if she did. He couldn't go around interrogating every single female Heavenly Official individually, people would think that he had way too much time on his hands and it would make him look terrible in comparison to Feng Xin who was always busy in the mortal world. He went back to his palace to fetch Echo and settled the two of them in his meditation garden next to the koi pond before entering the communication array. Like usual it was bustling with conversation, most of it meaningless but interesting nonetheless. Pei Ming was currently sharing a story about one of his recent sexcapades. Mu Qing listened politely, albeit feeling very awkward, but he couldn't but wonder how Pei Ming ever got anything done when he seemed to have such a one track mind. Honestly it was something he never quite understood, the obsession everyone seemed to have with sex. It felt like Xie Lian and Feng Xin were the only two people in the entire Heaven's who he could reliably talk to without the topic ever coming up. Even if his cultivation method didn't require chastity he still wouldn't want to hear about other people's romantic private lives. It was gross and not something he wanted the mental picture of. Thankfully he was only catching the tail end of the story and when the laughter died down he cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. "I was just wondering if anyone knows who keeps on buying things for my cat Echo?" He asked as he held up Echo for everyone to see, pointing at the pretty pink pearl collar that was once again on his neck. He was met with an awkward silence until Feng Xin spoke up.

"It wasn't me." A round of noise erupted as everyone who was present denied having any knowledge of it.

"Perhaps our General Xuan Zhen has a secret admirer?" Pei Ming teased good naturedly. Mu Qing went red.

"Why would a secret admirer buy things for my cat and not me? They must be fucking dumb." He couldn't help but bite back with an eye roll.

Feng Xin spoke up in Mu Qing's defense. "I agree that Mu Qing doesn't have a secret admirer." Feng Xin paused, before continuing "If anything they probably just feel bad for his cat so they bought him something more normal to wear." A couple of other Heavenly Official's murmured their agreement.

"You've been putting your cat into weird outfits for like a month. What, is the collar not pretty or weird enough for you?" Shi Wudu snorted. "Take the fucking hint. Cats shouldn't wear anything more than a collar, if even that. It's not like he can get lost up here."

"I am not the one who has been dressing him up!" Mu Qing replied defensively. He could already tell that no one believed him. No matter how dumb or ridiculous the claim it /must/ be true if it's about him. He rolled his eyes.

"Well I still think it's cute!" Shi Qingxuan popped in. Mu Qing sighed. Wasn't she supposed to be doing her laundry? He rolled his eyes again.

"Shut up." Shi Wudu snapped, but it was barely heard over the sound of most of the other female Heavenly Officials agreeing that it was indeed cute. Pei Ming laughed.

"Perhaps you should start dressing up your cat after all. It might help you get a girlfriend!" Mu Qing frowned. He could tell that this conversation wasn't going to go anywhere.

"I don't want a girlfriend and I don't want my cat wearing weird shit." He said firmly before dropping out of the communication array. He sat in his meditation garden for a long while just petting Echo and stewing in his own thoughts when suddenly Feng Xin. "What the fuck are doing here? Who let you in." Mu Qing narrowed his eyes. Feng Xin frowned and crossed his arms.

"Why don't you keep your cat inside if you hate him being dressed up so much?"

"Why don't you answer my questions first?"

There was a long silence before Feng Xin finally sighed and said "I'm here to talk to you and I don't know who let me in. It was some guy." Some guy eh? "So why don't you just keep Echo inside?"

"Because he deserves to be able to go wherever he pleases without being harassed." Mu Qing stuck his nose up in the air. Feng Xin rolled his eyes.

"The world doesn't revolve around you and your cat you know."

"Well it doesn't revolve around whoever is dressing him up either! He's not even THEIR cat." Mu Qing looked behind Feng Xin as a young male servant approached.

"General Xuan Zhen, Lady Ling Wen has come to pay you a visit." Mu Qing nodded and motioned for the boy to bring her over. Echo took the opportunity to hop out of his lap and ran off mewing with his hooked tail up in the air towards the peony bush a bit farther back in the meditation garden. Mu Qing let him do his thing and rose to greet Ling Wen as she arrived.

"Lady Ling Wen." Both Mu Qing and Feng Xin paid their respects, which she returned.

"General Xuan Zhen I'm afraid that I really need...Hmm?" Ling Wen spoke but trailed off, staring firmly behind Mu Qing's shoulder. Mu Qing furrowed his brows and turned around to follow her gaze only to see some strange girl crawling between the bushes with Echo in one hand and the other supporting her weight.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Mu Qing demanded in his most authoritative voice. The girl froze and looked over at him nervously. "What the fuck do you think you are doing." Mu Qing strutted over and grabbed his cat back. "This is MY cat and MY garden. Explain yourself now." Mu Qing pulled out his saber and pointed it at the girl with one hand while holding Echo close to his chest with the other.

"Nothing! I was just playing with the cat!" The girl sat upright on her knees and put her hands in the air. "I'm sorry!" Feng Xin walked over as back up but paled when he got a good clear look at the girl's face. Mu Qing realized who it was at the same time Feng Xin did.

"Have you not offended the entire Heavens enough already!?" He squinted his eyes at the girl. "Why are all of your followers so fucking crazy?" He spat back at Feng Xin. Feng Xin immediately defended himself.

"She is not my follower!"

"She fucking prayed at your palace within minutes of ascending. I'm pretty sure she's fucking yours." Mu Qing rolled his eyes.

"I'd hardly call that praying! You can't force someone to pray!" Mu Qing huffed as if he didn't believe him but silently knew that Feng Xin was right.

This was Y/N. When she ascended about 6 months ago she immediately got into a fight with Pei Ming, beat him up, made him go to Feng Xin's palace and physically forced him to kowtow to the statue there until Xie Lian showed up and talked her into letting him go. Apparently she thought the God of Immense Masculinity was the God of Respecting Women and she prayed aloud for the God of Immense Masculinity to teach Pei Ming how to respect women while she slammed his face into the ground repeatedly. Then she claimed to be the God of Immense Masculinity herself, cursed out Pei Ming and Feng Xin for being useless and accused them of not being real Gods, stripped naked to fight a few of Feng Xin's security officers because she "didn't give a damn about making them feel comfortable when they don't give a damn about making people in the human realm feel comfortable" and then got arrested by officers from Jun Wu's palace. Most Heavenly Official's didn't know what to think of it when they heard. Mu Qing thought it was funny and sad that Feng Xin sent his security to deal with her when he could've handled it so much quicker but also wasn't surprised. He would let a naked lady burn down his entire palace before he would personally step in to physically stop her.

If it wasn't for Xie Lian (who was fond of her because she was actually one of his worshippers at Puqi Shrine), Pei Ming (who probably only wanted her to stick around so he could try to seduce her again) and Feng Xin (after he realized how the other two wanted the matter handled) pleading on her behalf she would've been the second quickest to get kicked out of heaven after ascending. It was one thing to beat up another God, Feng Xin and him did it to each other all of the time, but forcing a God to pray to another God and falsely claiming to be a God you weren't were big taboos. Despite being pardoned she had ruined her Heavenly career before it had even started and was a pariah. The one and only time Mu Qing had ever seen her was at her trial, but it was hard to forget the face attached to that scandal. Still it was more fun to claim that she was Feng Xin's though, so he continued to do so just to mess with him. "You need to take responsibility for your followers actions! I knew that you were the one behind this."

Y/N spoke up again softly. "I'm sorry I thought this was a public park and I just like cats. I didn't mean to trespass." She gave what she hoped was an innocent smile.

Mu Qing wasn't convinced. "Bullshit, this place is crawling with guards. What did you do to them?"

"I never once saw a guard, maybe you should get better ones." Y/N pouted and crossed her arms over her chest. Mu Qing knew that was bullshit. His guards would never dare to slack off. Either she incapacitated them or she was able to sneak past them somehow. Mu Qing called over the servant boy and told him to check-in with all of the guards on shift.

"If a single hair on any of their heads is injured you will pay for it." Mu Qing darkly threatened. Why was everyone sneaking into his palace today? It was one thing for Feng Xin to "sneak" in, Mu Qing had told his guards long ago that he doesn't give a fuck what Feng Xin does in his palace and to let him be. He trusted Feng Xin not to steal or break anything and it was a fun part of the little irritating games they played with each other. Y/N though? Definitely an unwelcome guest who should have never made it this far without being challenged.

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Here's the link to part 1! I feel like there is a better way to link this but I guess I'm just too lazy to figure out how to hyperlink properly.

#heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #mu qing x reader stop fucking with my cat #mu qing x reader #mu qing

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deathfavor · 2 months

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@ephemyrals said: ❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜ (xie lian for ling wen)

Ling Wen lifts her head as Xie Lian walks into the grand hall of her temple. The halls are vacant and silent sans for the sound of her brush on parchment, writing by the soft glow of lanterns. His presence is an unexpected and she's assuming he has come in search of information. ( Who, besides Ol' Pei now, came for any other reason? No one. She was alone. ) So the question catches her by surprise, despite how her expression never once wavers.

" You mean in the wake of Shi Wudu's death? " Ling Wen presses her lips together, her throat bobbing subtly. ( She has never lost anyone before. She has never tasted grief so potent on his tongue. No one ever got to her. No one had ever been close enough until Ol' Pei, and later Shi Wudu. ) " Of course, Your Highness. " She replies, brush set down carefully upon the wood of her desk.

" I'm sure you've heard the many remarks made about me. I'm as heartless as a raging blizzard. " It's a title she wears with pride most of the time. But maybe she does have SOME heart, or why else would her chest ache so deeply within her ribcage? She's an expert at concealing her expressions. No one else truly mourned the feared Water God besides her and Pei Ming. The three tumors had now be become two once again.

Xie Lian is not likely to buy her words and she is not foolish enough to believe that he would. She sighs, lacing her fingers together as she regards the other god. " Let me propose this instead. Would it matter if the answer was any different? " Ling Wen lifts her eyebrow towards him. " You and I both know the Heavenly Realm does not care. To many, they see this as an opportunity, like the animals who find a whale carcass. Power, influence, they're all fighting for it. " It's cold and cruel, but all of it is true. " I don't have the luxury to pause in my work, or everything will descend into inane chaos thanks to the ineptitude of the gods here. I'll continue to do my work. That is all that anyone cares about. " Her words are sharpened knives, sparing no one from the cruel reality that she faces. There is no sugarcoating or gentleness. Just harsh, jagged truths.

" So I'm fine. At least Shi Wudu had a nice funeral. I can comfort in that. " Ling Wen exhales, ignoring the almost imperceivably shake in her breath. Soon they'll destroy his palace here in the Heavens and she'll do nothing but watch. " Now, is there something I can help you with, Your Highness? "

#ephemyrals #the brutal realities to face v.v #she needs a break #but doesn't even get one to mourn #᛭ — [IC] she who possesses tundra as a heart [LING WEN]

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