Best Christmas Quotes & Captions for Instagram
Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
I can be instantly healed by changing the way I view Christmas sales. You may have a blessed family, a blessed job a blessed business but do you have a blessed wallet to maintain the budget?
The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.
If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?
Often especially as women (not that men aren’t caring also) we leave ourselves behind the selfie photos because naturally we assume a caring role. You really have to give yourself an awesome makeup and a precious dress to remember yourself.
If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.
I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.
Your Christmas greeting card can become your prison or your passport! Grammatical checking of your message is a good habit, right up there with brushing your teeth, combing your hair, getting dress etc.
What mess up your Christmas season? Your weird friends, who are you connected with? My girlfriend is my main connection and she can change my perspective if I allow her to.
You never want to be the wisest friend in all your circles especially on Christmas because only you will remain stagnant, but you also have to share your stupid ideas so it’s simply a matter of being balanced and not fanatic.
Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
Sweater Weather is Better Together.
Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.
May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas.
Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on.
Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch
Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas
I focus on the wrong things sometimes and become weak in my spirit but the beauty of continually serving God is spirit and in truth is, He always finds a way to redirect you whenever you lose focus. Give up anything else but never give up on your faith in God to see you through.
See the good thing about holiday seasons is that they keep changing but once we are prepared and wear the right garments, we will be able to face them all! Best garment is the garment of praise.
The best life to live is a selfless life. There’s a saying that good people always gets the messy end of the stick. Maybe that’s true but when you bless someone you never look out for that same person to bless you back.
Some people just lock others off when they believe they’ve become superior in whatever way to their friends or family but aren’t we supposed to help others when we advance? Balance is such a difficult quality to attain but the more you understand that your life changes are never to make only you better, the faster you develop humility.
Life works in our favor when we know that no matter what the mistake we make in life, it can and will be turned around for our good once we don’t allow it to define us! We sometimes make one mistake and live the rest of our life with regrets, but this only keeps you back from becoming the butterfly the caterpillar if you were supposed to transform into!
Mistletoe, sunshine, and good times.
Baby, its cold outside
There’s no place like home for the holidays.
It is the Season to Sparkle.
When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida
I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
Dear Santa, define “nice.”
There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf
Bah humbug!
Why the jingle jang not?
Green Eggnog and ham
What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper
Merry Elfin’ Christmas
‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.
Fizz the Season
Winter Wonderland
I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
Make it a December to Remember.
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
Merry Elfin Christmas.
I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Merry everything and happy always.
“Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing” — The Santa Clause
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
Just Think of us as Santa’s Social Media Elves
Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
Dear Santa, I Want New Owners.
Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?
OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year. Most of the Time. Once in a While
I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas
Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.
Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
The children have nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now, let’s just savor this moment.
About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch
The calm before the storm …
Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!
This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.
Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.
Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite
Time for the big show!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it?
Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided.
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The 5 best types of photos Kevin Love posts with his dog Vestry
Kevin and Vestry forever.
Do you follow Kevin Love on Instagram? If you don’t, I’d strongly suggest slapping the follow button to see Love’s fits, his wild vacations, but most of all, his dog Vestry.
Meet Vestry. She’s right here:
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A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Jun 20, 2019 at 8:30am PDT
She’s a Vizsla that Love and model Kate Bock brought home on Christmas 2018. Vestry is a very sporty dog who is VERY attached to Love.
You’ll know when Love is about to post a video of her because he’ll start the caption with “SOFT POST:” and then elaborate on how many days he’s been gone and how she’s missed him.
What I’m trying to say is that Vestry is a very important part of the NBA family. This is her first full season and we should welcome her appropriately, with a blog.
Let’s recap the best type of Vestry posts for now.
When Love comes home to Vestry
These are some of the most wholesome posts that often start with “soft post”.
Here’s one when Love was gone for two days:
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WARNING: SOFT POST. There are few better feelings in the world. Was only gone for 2 days but my little shorty and I were happy reunite in the city. Excuse my subtle puppy talk—just understand she is still a puppy...so I have a few more months. Love to @vikkicicak15 & @guadango for sneaking the video .
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 30, 2019 at 11:08am PDT
Here’s one when he was gone for 11:
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CAUTION: SOFT POST. Got home from an 11 day road trip and this is the love I get. It’s like pressing the reset button. We don’t deserve dogs.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Apr 6, 2019 at 9:12am PDT
Here’s one where he just came back from a game:
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When Daddy got home from his game
A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Dec 25, 2018 at 5:33pm PST
And here’s a sad one when Vestry knows Love is leaving:
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Showing so much love this morning—she’s not into the idea of me leaving again after being separated for just 24hrs.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Oct 29, 2019 at 7:56am PDT
Love and Vestry nap
These are an increasingly popular form of Love and Vestry post. Vestry seems to always settle on his chest and just knock the heck out.
Sometimes on the couch:
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Emotionally Supporting. (Watching Euphoria)
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 22, 2019 at 6:42pm PDT
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Apparently my end to the long weekend.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on May 28, 2019 at 8:19am PDT
Sometimes on a plane:
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Time Flies—Hell of a trip though!!! Now back to the Big .
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 11, 2019 at 10:27am PDT
Sometimes in the car:
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A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on May 6, 2019 at 8:37am PDT
Sometimes while Love is getting a massage:
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WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️SOFT POST: This is what a Sunday treatment looks like now that Vestry is back from training. A different type of healing—Velcro.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Sep 15, 2019 at 8:15am PDT
Sometimes in bed:
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There’s been something driving a wedge between us for months @katebock
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 17, 2019 at 9:42am PDT
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Pretty jealous of this Polo Bear sandwich. #thesnuggleisreal IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN?!
A post shared by K A T E B O C K (@katebock) on Aug 23, 2019 at 8:15pm PDT
And sometimes at the doctor:
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Helping Daddy through his Dr’s appointment
A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Jan 2, 2019 at 1:58pm PST
So what’s Vestry so tired from?
Vestry is a the sporty dog
Love and Bock were smart to get a Vizsla for their high-intensity vacation and travel lifestyle. Vestry doesn’t slow them down for a minute (except swimming, she is not a good swimmer but she tries — OK?)
Vestry races on the beach:
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Saturday Living—“...Gotta be quicker than that.” Vestry’s first intro to the sand & ocean. Slow and Steady couldn’t shake her.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Aug 10, 2019 at 12:03pm PDT
And hikes in the snow:
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Pt. 2—Twin life jackets. She got her ass snatched up trying to jump in the freezing water. ♂️ ♂️
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 10, 2019 at 12:03pm PDT
She (kinda) swims:
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WARNING: SOFT POST. I spent the morning of July 4th teaching my dog how to swim—Here is her first attempt in deeper water. I have no idea what I’m doing...but there’s a big difference between “winging it”, and “seeing what happens”. Now let’s see what happens... And side note, all that “baby talk” is @katebock guiding her to safety. So the audio is worth listening to and making fun of her.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jul 4, 2019 at 12:15pm PDT
She rides on helicopters:
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T R A V E L D A Y. what up. ✈️✈️✈️ LAX. ALSO, it’s V’s first birthday!! Doesn’t she look gorgeous?!
A post shared by K A T E B O C K (@katebock) on Oct 19, 2019 at 9:31am PDT
She works out:
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A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Jun 3, 2019 at 3:49am PDT
She takes a drink from the public fountains:
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Central Park Sunday.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Sep 22, 2019 at 11:19am PDT
And of course, she hoops:
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Handle is
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jun 12, 2019 at 5:42pm PDT
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Babe loves ball
A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Jun 24, 2019 at 10:09pm PDT
Vestry is also a model
Vestry is athletic as hell, but she cleans up nice for pics, too.
You can’t teach this:
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Vestry Love. #nationaldogday
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Aug 26, 2019 at 2:36pm PDT
Or this:
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A post shared by Vestry (@vestryvizsla) on Jun 20, 2019 at 8:30am PDT
She rocks a bandana:
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Trashed my sneakers in this week of doodoo brown weather...Summer Solstice finally brought sun to the city. Nothing better.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Jun 21, 2019 at 4:01pm PDT
She’s game for being part of Love’s winter wear:
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That unconditional love. Vestry is officially a year old as of today—so here’s a picture of us for her birthday...back when she was small enough to fit in my jacket.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Oct 19, 2019 at 1:51pm PDT
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Merry Christmas from one Filthy Animal to another.
A post shared by Kevin Love (@kevinlove) on Dec 25, 2018 at 2:47pm PST
And while these are all great, there’s one type of Vestry-Love picture that’s better than the rest.
Love and Vestry pose for “Don’t Talk To Me Or My Daughter” pics
Do y’all know the “Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again” meme?
Anyway, they pose for these with Love playing the role of the overprotective dad. If you don’t understand what I mean, you will now:
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Eggs, coffee and this eye contact ... the best way to start the day. ☕️☕️☕️
A post shared by K A T E B O C K (@katebock) on Oct 23, 2019 at 7:29am PDT
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Ughh miss these two already ... but how can you not when you get to wake up to that every morning.
A post shared by K A T E B O C K (@katebock) on Jul 21, 2019 at 11:25am PDT
There’s your recap on Vestry and her greatness. Please send me any and all Vestry content as the season progresses so we can appreciate a wonderful NBA dog in action.
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These Christmas Couples Captions Will Make Everyone Hate You Betches
The holidays are an… interesting time to be one half of a couple. (Or like, a third of a throuple, or whatever. I’m not judging, it’s 2018.) Whether you’re figuring out if your fling is serious enough to buy a legitimate gift or trying to coordinate time with each other’s families, the whole thing is a season-long struggle. If there’s one holiday thing you definitely shouldn’t be f*cking up this year, it’s your Instagram captions. Here are 7 captions to avoid if you want to enter 2019 with a group of loyal followers who don’t hate you.
“Baby, All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Please be honest with me for a moment. When you type “Baby, all I want for Christmas is you” as an Instagram caption for a photo of you and whoever you’re banging, what are you hoping to accomplish? Like, what kind of a response are you anticipating? Do you think people are going to be like “lol, love that song!” Because let me tell you, it’s not going to happen. Also, not to get too pedantic, but you already have the person you would want for Christmas, so really, the lyric doesn’t even make sense in this context. IMHO, you’re better off throwing down a Christmas tree emoji and calling it a day.
Something About Being On The Naughty List
Um, ew. Do I even need to explain this one? Joking about being on the naughty list all by your single self is cringeworthy enough. Do not drag your poor, innocent prisoner partner into it, too. Keep that private, please.
Anything About Sitting On Laps
Just… don’t do it. I have nothing else to say about this.
“Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal”
If you’re feeling tempted to refer to your significant other as a “filthy animal”… maybe, just don’t. No matter how you try to angle it, it just feels icky. Also, I’m still not convinced that half of the people who use this caption actually know where it comes from, and there are plenty of Reddit threads and Quora questions to prove my point. If you don’t get the reference, you don’t deserve to use it as your caption. Those are just the rules of Instagram.
Elf Quotes
Particularly the phrase “cotton-headed ninny muggins.” I’ll admit, I’ve definitely done this before but… we all have. Which is why it is now officially deemed stale. Unless your photo has a true Elf hook, don’t shoehorn this true Christmas classic into your photo of you and your beloved making out. However, the one Elf quote that is acceptable for everyone to use is “So, good news. I saw a dog today.” That’s it.
“The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year”
Did the single sip of eggnog that you had just for a photo op in front of the tree suddenly send you back to 2015? Yes, most of us still say “lit” ironically in daily conversation, but that does not mean that it is relevant enough to serve as an Instagram caption. It’s kind of like “bae”. We still say it, but we do not utilize it in public-facing communications. I don’t make the rules, I just observe them.
“Meet Me Under The Mistletoe”
Okay, not to turn into one of those psychos who pushes their Christmas traditions on everyone, à la the people who get up in arms about Starbucks cups every year, but… am I the only one who strongly believes that mistletoe is best used for people who are NOT in a relationship? Like, that’s boring. It’s more fun to grab a CONSENTING crush and be like “lol, guess we have to kiss now!” This is not an excuse for committed people to practice PDA! (I would like to take this moment to again highlight the importance of CONSENT! Do not be creepy!)
Really, when creating your couples Instagram captions this holiday season, it’s best to keep in mind that all your single friends are rolling their eyes and sh*t talking you to their other single friends. Guess we’re just jealous! Or tired of seeing every single couple post the same picture, thinking they’re original. You decide!
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