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#no but legit my sister loves my Hanahaki branch au
sarilolla · 4 months
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Tempted to write a trolls fic in Norwegian (my mother tongue), both to practice my fiction writing in my own language and to write something for my sister (who is 9 and finds my Hanahaki au a bit too exciting), but my main reason is that the BroZone brothers have the most dork names in Norwegian 😭
Or, the three oldest do, Branch is just the literal translation “Kvist”, and Floyd is “Falk” which means falcon. So objectively Floyd’s the best one
Clay is “Karse” aka watercress (fitting honestly with his hair-)
Spruce/Bruce is “Barlind/Erling” aka Yew (a species of tree so fitting with Spruce) and a “more mature version” of the name
And John Dory is Jan Didrik. Which is the most dork name ever and doesn’t have a translation as it’s just a name.
So if anyone needed evidence for whatever reason that JD is a dork, just take the Norwegian name as proof-
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