You know what's on my mind?
Dark casually walking into a kebab shop and eating a durum roll.
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In the distance I heard an ambulance siren. Then it stopped. Then it went off again. Then it stopped again.
I wonder what the conversation was.
"Help help my friend was just hit by a car!"
"Oh wait no he's fine."
"Oh God no there's blood everywhere!!"
"Wait no- that's just our groceries."
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*Transforms into a tiny grey kitten to avoid the responsibility of my heinous actions that are otherwise unforgivable*
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Brothers, I have tasted Fiji water.
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Woo I got my main laptop back and it's workin'.
Nothing's gonna really change content-wise since my Win7 is actually gonna keep being used for the art.
But hey I can finally make calls on Discord and my friend already zapped his nutsack on call. Lesgo!
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My ass be making headcanons for my own stories only to have the naive realisation that I get to do whatever I want with my story.
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Alright ladies, one at a time. 😎
(my mommy found it in the attic :D (yes it works))
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I was offered 2.33 $ to draw SC giving birth.
Tempting...
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I am actually on so many drugs...
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There's a joke in here somewhere if I draw AvA.
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Where tf did Nesi go now?
Idk man I'm fuckin, coding websites now. I nevr knew how to do that.
I'll prolly open a bakery any second for no reason too.
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HAAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAH HAAAAHHAHAHAH
Heeheeheeheehheehehhhehh
AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
N OO T
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I am having a mental breakdown over everything.
(idk why my messages separated. Both are me)
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I can't fucking believe it. I come back to my computer to see I have a tab on a Discord server open I don't visit and in a call in my groupchat.
I was devastated to find out that my fucking cat jumped up on my desk, started a call, and one of my friends joined and actually held up a conversation about the Yugoslavian war.
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Whoever makes it possible to like posts by double tapping just want to watch the world burn.
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One day I woke up and chose to master poaching eggs ever since my first try.
Fuck drawing I'm gonna go cook fancy little dishes for rats in the alleyway.
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