KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)

Hanekoma gushing about Beat in the Secret reports is me IRL

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How would the Blitzkrieg Boys/Neo Borg + Kai deal with a s/o who is blood cousins with Tyson and is basically a rough housing tomboy and a ittle pranking shit, always getting into trouble but not legal trouble. She steals all of Tyson's left shoes, or pulls out all the shoelaces. Things that just irritate the absolute crap out of people. She mainly targets Tyson but no one is really safe. You're doing amazing sweetie! 😘

TALA: He’d probably see surprised that she’s related to Tyson since many of her antics resemble that of Bryan’s. Luckily for him, he’s developed a tolerance for wild and eccentric behaviors and at times he finds it endearing. There are many times when Tala prefers to get serious and strays away from anything that requires even an ounce of emotional energy. However, the vibe that I’m getting is that she’d probably bring him some much needed life. In truth, she probably allows Tala to let loose and Tala silently appreciates someone who gets him out of his own skin every now and then. What I mean by this is, sometimes we need distractions in order to avoid our trauma, intrusive thoughts, or disenchanted emotions. She comes as a nice surprise; however, I see Tala having to daddy up every now and then if she’s going a little too far. Even if he enjoys her company, he can’t pass up a good scolding. But hey, isn’t it hot when he’s flustered? If she points it out, things might transition into something less disciplinary. 

BRYAN: He loves having someone who can get into some weird shit with him. Usually he has to force Tala or sweet-talk Spencer, but when it comes to her, all he needs to do is voice the chaos before they both ignite it. I imagine they started off as friends before becoming lovers. Bryan would most likely hit her up when no one else felt like entertaining his wild ideas. When they’re together, she definitely gets his blood pumping, but sometimes he gets so excited that he almost gets the cops called on them. I imagine that she tries to be the angel on his shoulder in that case - if anything to remind him that his team would be worried. She often reminds him of what’s at stake and what he has to hold on to. Most people would let him get hurt just for the laughs, but he appreciates that she genuinely looks out for him. They establish a pretty strong loyalty; although, I do imagine that her relations with Tyson cause a few tensions, so he aims to steal her away from that group.

SPENCER: To Spencer, she reminds him of his youth. Although much of it was corrupted by Boris, he does remember a time when he could actually play with his friends when the great wolf’s eyes weren’t looking. She exudes the same actions and energy of those fond memories. Although others might grit their teeth at the thought of being the latest victim of her pranks, he can’t help but crack a small smile out of amusement. He probably doesn’t give her the reaction she’s looking for, but there’s absolute endearment in his responses. Spencer is probably the least hardest on her and will even come to her defense if someone’s irritation is excessively evident. Spencer wants to cling to the fond feelings that she’s awoken within him. Although he knows that sometimes he should put his foot down, it’s a little hard. He’s a big softy that cracks in her presence.

IVAN: He can’t get enough of the chaos she instills, especially when that chaos is aimed at Tyson. When she’s around, he always laughs and has the biggest smile on his face. On occasion, he’ll invite himself into her pranks and assist her with taking things. I also imagine them play fighting and training together. They’re honestly a really active pairing and he pretty much insists on doing everything with her. Ivan is the type to fall pretty hard and pretty fast, so once she’s got him, he’ll remain loyal forever. He hardly gets irritated with her and actually takes the fall for her if anyone attempts to show outrage over her actions. He’s pretty protective, because he likes having someone around that makes him feel validated, free, and like he can laugh without any guilt holding him back.

KAI: I imagine he’s rather hesitant around people related to Tyson (rightfully so - do we remember Hiro and his bullshit?). However, she’s drastically different from the energy that Tyson and Hiro exude, causing him to be slightly confused. Despite being on the edge, he can’t help but be amused at her targeted pranks towards Tyson. He doesn’t exactly show it, aside from the usual snide smirk and snarky comment, but that’s mainly because he classifies outward emotion as juvenile. The problem with Kai is, he’ll enjoy her pranks from afar, but might not appreciate being the victim of them. Although Kai tolerates high energy, she’d have to be careful not to press too many of his buttons, as he mistakes that for crossing boundaries. But, if they’re together, I imagine she totally gets that and her presence serves as a favorable distraction from his own egotistical goals. She serves as a nice escape and for that he’s quite grateful.