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MONDAY DINNER
#socpens#rtvs#radio tv solutions#dj khaled#monday night#monday dinner#monday stream#nature valley crunchy bar#Mine
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this school is back on a kick of only giving me fried potato products and corn. i feel like that dude from the martian. if i ever see another potato in my natural lifetime i will incinerate
#food tw#dot kam potatoes#at this stage i am physically unable to bring myself to consume the potatoes#genuinely literally cannot do it#living on nature valley crunchy granola bars and spite
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Kink: I eat a crunchy nature valley bar while standing over you and watch the crumbs fall on you
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okay if stewy was in that ep we wouldn’t have the same effect of kendall losing LITERALLY EVERYONE in his life by forcing them away or retrospectively clinging so hard he chases them away. but that is not to say i didn’t want stewy in the ep. i wanted him to piss on logan’s grave or like eat a nature valley crunchy bar during Roman’s meltdown
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I want to eat your art. I feel like it would be crunchy, like a really good nature valley bar.
I personally feel like it would be a really bad nature valley bar, like I'm allergic to it. But I would eat it anyways.
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Your design for Satanas is just adorable I wanna pet him if he allows me . But honestly, I love all of the designs for the characters 🖤🖤
Thank you 🥰
I'm in the middle of making character sheets for everyone, so here's a little WIP.
There is a chance you would be able to pet the Old One, but it would depend on a few things.
If a sibling comes seeking His Dark Eminence, they must knock three times on the wooden door of His old stable on the church grounds. If there is no response, the sibling is not invited to enter. If they go inside His stable without an invitation, they will likely not come back out.
However, if the sibling hears a soft 'enter' behind their ear in a disembodied whisper, they may come in.
Now, this is where it gets a bit complicated. The way the interaction with Santana's is going to go is dependent upon the form He is showing himself in.
He will some times choose this based on the needs of the sibling. For example, if the sibling is in distress or emotionally vulnerable, He will likely show Himself as a goat laying in the hay. He will rarely speak like this, but He will listen to the sibling and allow them to touch his coat if they wish. He's very warm, and His fur smells like burning oak and frankincense. It is common for younger siblings and children especially to fall asleep against Him after they cry to their Lord, soothed by His pseudo heart beat.
If Satanas presents Himself to the sibling in the shape of a man- as The Unblessed Archbishop Inimicus, you are to bow before entering and address him by his full title. His horns are crowned in an array of flowers that Primo would some times have the privilege of arranging when speaking with the Old One. His robes are so black that his head may even appear to be floating depending upon the lighting in the stable. He is one of the more unsettling Lords, as he reaches nearly the full height of the stable as he towers within his altar space. His presence is so indescribable, but the best way that I can attempt to explain it is uncanny, but not always unsettling. He is a higher being.
This is the form he takes when interacting with the high clergymen. This is the form that terrifies the church. So, getting to pet him like this isn't very likely. But the funny thing about Satanas, even as a grumpy, tired old goat, is that he likes to keep you guessing and surprise you. Archbishop Inimicus may allow you to pet his nose and feed him treats. But the goat may charge you and impale you with his horns. This has happened not only to siblings before, but to one of the other Lords as well. I'm not naming names. A sibling should not assume their Lord's intentions, nor should they even attempt to come into His presence if their own are ill. Even if Satanas appears to those who are evil, those who are truly deserving of it, will have their blood spilled at his hooves.
He really likes sweet wines and oats, but specifically Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars. He would definitely let you pet for those bitches.
#the band ghost#the band ghost au#praeteritum au#the band ghost oc#satanas#the old one#siblings of sin#asks answered#asks are always appreciated
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currently losing the "get crumbs fucking everywhere" challenge to a crunchy nature valley granola bar
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cravimg one of those crunchy ass nature valley granola bars truly Nothing hits like those fucking thangs
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TOP TEN ACTIVITY LISTEN TO BOB DYLAN WATCH THE MONKEES DO ARTS AND CRAFTS AND GET YOUR HANDS COVERED IN PAINT EAT NATURE VALLEY CRUNCHY BAR 🌈🧡☮️🕊️✌🏻🌻🙏🏻☀️🌎🐛🌼
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qhen im in a fuckign crumb competition and im up against nature valley crunchy bar
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those crunchy nature valley granola bars are dog girl snacks
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Copia is going to die choking on a Nature Valley Crunchy Peanut Butter Granola Bar
#because i almost did#the shards of granola goddam#everything wants to kill me apparently#papa emeritus 4
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Courtney gets mad at Barney and eats nature valley crunchy granola bars on his bed
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the risk vs reward on nature valley bars is fucking abysmal. they are extremely crunchy but you have to be so careful when you bite them bc of The Crumbs so you can't use your full power. i know best case scenario there will be crumbs on my desk and worst case scenario i will have to actually break out a broom and dustpan and the payoff for this is a granola bar that's just kinda okay. who invented this shit.
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had a dream i ate a croissant sandwich and a nature valley crunchy bar and im really craving both of them now
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So, what does a Teen Advisory Group DO, anyway?
The short answer is that a TAG does whatever the YA librarian needs done at that moment. TAG members can help to create virtual displays, book reviews, or other social media content. If library staff need to spend their funds on stuff like craft supplies or snacks to share during programs, they can ask the TAG for suggestions so that they'll spend those funds on things that teenagers actually want.
The way I ran my TAG shifted when we moved from an in-person to a virtual program several years ago. While I do miss having this program in person, I will say that one kind of participation improved in the virtual space. That's when I need to spend my YA funds on something, I share my screen so everyone can see all the choices we've got, I scroll through the options slowly and ask questions, and our teens type a running commentary in the chat. THEN I save that chat so that when I do my shopping, I can incorporate their suggestions!
At yesterday's TAG meeting, I needed our teens' input in some shopping decisions. While I can't recreate the whole meeting, I can share the most important part of it. Just imagine that I'm sharing my screen and talking out loud while asking questions like:
Do you want to vote on craft kits or do you want to vote on snacks? [Guess what? They went for the snacks. SHOCKING, I know!]
Should I bother getting healthy snacks, or are teens not going to eat them?
Do Funyuns even count as a food group?
What kind of juices do you recommend?
Then our teens typed their answers, which I thought were both enlightening and entertaining, so I decided to share them with you. ENJOY!
snackss
im kinda hungry
Yes
lol
Snacks
Chips
those veggie chips are so good
Doritos
yea doritos
the sea salt ones are really good since theyre not that salty
I don’t really eat junk food so I really don’t know 😂
my mom gets healthy chips
We used to get sun chips at school
my friends and i lowkey hate the sun chips because the school gives it to us
Cape cod brand is okay
deep river is a really good chip brand
pringles are also really good
ghost peppers are really spicy
I know teens love takis
the honey bbq fritos are so good
Funyuns are so good 😱
dill pickles chips taste weird tbh
funyuns is good
the blue takis are so good
the voodoo chips might be good for halloween
grandma's cookies are so good
i also vote for oreos
Chips ahoy
chips ahoyyyy
milanos alright
Mothers cookies are way too sweet
yea mother's cookies are really bad
Peanut butter is bad
i hate them
there are muffins in packages that are really good but i cant remember the brand name
Little bites?
yea those
I don’t drink coffee
iced coffee sounds good
Teens love caprisuns
the bottle starbucks are good
the french vanilla ones are the best
cant go wrong w apple juice
yea mott's is good
Capri sun for sure
i think that the wider variety of the caprisun is good
natures valley is the best brand in my opinion
cliff bars are definitely really good
I like chewy bars not the crunchy ones in my opinion
byeeeee
byee have a good dayy
#Teen Advisory Group#TAG#teen programs#virtual programs#What Do Library Staff Do All Day?#Kingsbridge Library#NYPL
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