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girlinlavender · 2 months
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i adore the yellowjackets fandom because everyone is so chill about straight up atrocities. it is fucking hilarious.
“she literally killed and cannabalized several people, was in a psychotic cult that worshipped an evil, eldritch entity and she hunted her friends for sport multiple times.” ummm yeah but have you considered that she’s just a girl ?? that she is just a girl in the world ?? jesus h christ women REALLY can’t have hobbies these days :/ grow a spine buddy these here are batshit lesbian cannibals and we LOVE them
like. it’s just so wonderful
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girlinlavender · 2 months
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listen, I understand the intense, thought provoking and angst filled implications of lottienat: the prophet and the non-believer, the psycho and the only one who understands her well enough to call her out, two freaks, different but the same, against the world.
but i also find it just so fucking funny. it’s just-
lottie: already, we’re going to take some deeeeeeeep breaths. natalie: umm i’m breathing already, bitch. that’s why i’m not dead.
lottie: here, let me do a lil protection ritual and stare lovingly into your eyes as I tell you how much I care about you 💘☺️ natalie: sorry I don’t care about your woo woo bullshit. gonna go hunt a deer :/
lottie: let the spirit of the wilderness guide you. natalie: fuck you
lottie flirts like, “I love you 🥰 here have some tea 🙃 you’re so beautiful 🤩 you should be the leader of our lesbian cannibal cult 🤭 let me bow to you and kiss your hand 😍
and natalie flirts like: you’re fucking stupid
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