Y2K LANNES Y2K LANNES!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday to you :D
For Lannes's birthday artwork, I decided to try something different, so why not attempt to make a Y2K inspired poster for him. I quite like how it turned out!
Let's Judge The Signatures Of Dead Frenchmen - Marshals of the Empire Edition
plus some bonuses at the bottom
This is a shitpost I've just wanted to do ever since I noticed Masséna's signature.
I know signatures are not meant to be legible, god knows mine isn't, but look at it, it's all the same letter!
I'm lazy so I'm only going to judge the ones on wikimedia and a few extra from letters, sorry to Marmont and others who did not get their signatures scanned and then made transparent for osme reason who is going to forge a dead frenchman's signature
Of course Bessières has a nice one:
Berthier is also pretty nice:
Loopy! Wait as has been pointed out to me, that could be an Alex. Did anyone ever call him Alex or Al
I love Lannes' because he circles his name!
A fancy guy like Murat's gotta have a fancy one, right?
Nice but not as loopy as Berthier's, honestly not the fanciest here
Davout has a nice legible one
Let's look at Soult's-
Woah, he's taking up a bit of space there! Where are you going with that t, champ?
Augereau is nice and straight I'm in awe as someone physicalyl incapable of writing in a straight line even on lined paper
Mortier is also really nice!
but also Ed Mortier. He called himself Ed. Do you think his friends also called him Ed or perhaps Eddie
MacDonald is Massena tier
can you guess who this next one is
hint: not french
Lefebvre's goin for the loop:
Jourdan is all classical:
Cant find Bernadotte pre-kinging but dude why is your kingograph so large who transcribed it like this
@phatburd linked me St Cyr's and
Very nice!
Victor lets see
I think I see a V in there. And a treble clef.
Oudinot:
I can kinda make it out!
But anyway I've been saving the best for last.
I have no words for this artistic masterpiece by Marshal Michel Ney.
Is that an umlaut or an emoticon? What are the two lines doing - error of transcription or part of the actual signature? Why do the loops just keep on going????
Is he just self conscious of how short his name is?????
Bonus!
Eugène de Beauharnais how's your-
he just didnt know when to stop.
Junot:
circle! pretty circle! napoleon did say he has pretty handwriting
Duroc:
Man he turned that c into an underline
This was fun! Next I'll rate all their coat of arms of something
Took a while because i had to redo the sketch multiple times but here is the sketch of the upcoming murat painting. Thanks again @joachimnapoleon! Your excerpts of the Letters really helped a great amount and i hope youre content with this version ^^ the background will be added on the painting later on
SINCE WERE NOT GOING TO APPEAR FOR AGES IN THAT OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT AND THE EMPEROR JUST GOT ROYALLED FUCKED THERE BY A VANISHED ROAST BEEF
HERES A BALLOT JUST FOR US MARSHALS OF THE EMPIRE!!
IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHO WE ARE WE'RE THE TOP MILITARY COMMANDERS PROMOTED BY NAPOLEON HIMSELF
AND WE HAVE REALLY BIG HATS
VOTE FOR WHOEEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WHETHER THATS THE BEST OR THE SEXIEST OR THE MOST PATHETIC I DONT CARE
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR ME THOUGH!!!
GO AHEAD AND POST ALL THE PROPAGRANDA YOU WANT, THE ADC WILL SHARE IT IF ITS FUNNY
SORRY TO MONCEY, JOURDAN, BERNADOTTE, BRUNE, MORTIER, KELLERMAN, PERIGNON, SERURIER, VICTOR, MACDONALD, OUDINOT, MARMONT, SUCHET, SAINT-CYR AND GROUCHY, MAYBE WELL HAVE A PITY POLLE LATER
napoleonic is really over for me and as a farewell I say thank you to Lannes - not only as a person i was interested in for a long time, but also as an example in moments of fear (it happened so i’m afraid of almost everything) that courage is to act despite of fear which perhaps always will be there
and for all those suddenly interested not only in fandom, within I drawed, but also in art of mine in general - now i dwell here t.me/mm_boshetunmai
Just spent two hours copying descriptions of auction listings and using dodgy machine translation on them and now I have a document full of excerpts from a bunch of letters written by Lannes scattered between 1800 to 1809, pretty much entirely to his wife, most of them going "why don't you write to me more :( i love you and the kids", one or two going "I am going to retire for real I swear I need to spend more time with you and the kids" (one of those written two years before his death on the job, ouch oof)
but look at these excerpts
6 July 1804
"I LOVE BONAPARTE, I DEFEND HIS INTERESTS OF HEART AND SOUL, I ONLY SEE HIS GLORY. I HAVE ALWAYS SPILLED MY BLOOD WITH PLEASURE FOR HIM."
January 14, 1809
"I have just spent two weeks in good pain, my dear Louise, I followed Her Majesty pandering all the time, without a servant, nor having enough to change my shirt once, so I was loaded with vermin. I do not remember ever having suffered so much, it must be added that I was still suffering from my fall from a horse. I swear, my dear Louise, it takes more than dedication to Her Majesty to have endured all the fatigue, no one has even noticed that I suffer."
Really interesting to me is this one
April 8, 1807
I am very worried about your health, take good care of it. I think the horse will do you good; if I find someone reliable, I will send you the black mare you like to ride; in the meantime, I urge (…) to buy a good horse; I am very pleased that you tell me that the one Bessières bought for me is beautiful.
You don't tell me about the second one. It must also be very beautiful, at least it costs me as much. I think the air at Maison will do you a great deal of good, you will have a lot of pleasure in arranging the English garden (…). I am quite well but I am not satisfied (…). It seems one must sacrifice for people who love no one; I confess it takes a lot of courage to endure all the harm they wanted to do to me; you know the affair at Stettin. What treachery, what diabolical politics. I am not at peace; I am outraged, my dear Louise, when I think that at the moment when I was sacrificing my life for his glory, he was trying to ruin me, and always in a revolting way (…)
1. Bessières bought him two horses as gifts? Bessières? That Bessières? The one who he had a friendship breakup in 1801?
2. Him complaining about the emperor at the end is some spicy stuff right there, loyal but sometimes very bitter
fun letters! He does seem genuinely quite fond of his wife in these, I think