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I'm still upset that we didn't get to see Richard's full character arc in D*cke T*tten because Frau Kruspe?? I need her.
ANON, YES! SERIOUSLY, I WAS SO INVESTED! (ꈍ⌓ꈍ) Gosh he had no business looking this good. I'm sorry if I sound like a broken record but he's the man of all times. I'd give everything to get my hands on a Frau Kruspe drama movie or miniseries! 🍿
And then... we could also have a crossover with Frau Schneider! 👀
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how on earth do you listen to rammstein and the weeknd at the same time
Oh Anon dear, don't be silly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I never listen to them at the same time - too chaotic - but rather one song after another. ✌🏻(ゝ∀･)✨
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Listen I don't want to come across as creepy but I went down a rabbit hole and ended up going from blog to blog to blog to blog and I found your post on how to reduce stress (it's on your Reesh blog) and I was wondering if I could request a Paulchen edition? 🙈
Don't worry, Anon! You're not creepy at all! ❤️ In fact, I'm glad you enjoyed my post enough to want a version with Paul! (∩U▿U∩) I really hope you will like this one as well!
So let's see. What do we need to do according to google to reduce stress?
Get enough sleep! 😴 💤 Good sleep improves your brain performance, mood, and health!
Stretch! 🙌🏻 Standing up for a quick stretch can relieve muscle tension and help you relax during a stressful workday.
Cuddle With a Pet! 🐶 It leads to the release of the "happiness" hormone in both animals and us. It can also boost self-esteem! 🐕 🦘
Create a Zen Zone! 🌊 Make (or find) a space that’s completely free of stress where you can go to relax. 🌞 Set up a comfortable chair or light some incense and disappear there for a few minutes until the tension dissipates.
Exercise! 🤸🏻♂️ It increases your overall health and your sense of well-being, which puts more pep in your step every day.
Laugh! 🤡 🗯️ Laughter can stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation, both of which can help reduce some of the physical symptoms of stress. 😁
Eat healthy! 🍽️ 🥗 It provides the extra energy needed to cope with stressful events.
Okay okay maybe I wouldn't eat confetti and a piece of ceiling -- that only works with Paul. He's built different. However, if you follow all the points, I'm sure you'll be able to reduce stress! (｡•̀ᴗ-)و✧
#paul landers#rammstein#näd replies#till lindemann#richard kruspe#christoph schneider#flake lorenz#oliver riedel
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If Richard had let his hair naturally gray, he'd look a lot like Alain Delon! He already does, right?
Anon honey forgive me but I don't see the resemblance! (/ω＼) I'm sure of one thing, though: the day he decides to grow his hair naturally gray is the day I die. ( ｡￫ˇ艸￩)❤️ He has given us glimpses of gray in the past and he looked so gorgeous! (´▽`ʃƪ)
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Stay, 'cause this boy wants to gamble 🎲
Stay, love's more than he can handle, girl 🦄
Oh, come and stay by me forever, ever 🥰
Why does he go on pretending 🦖
That his love is never-ending, babe? 💔
Don't let him steal your love from me (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
You're no good, can't you see? 🔎
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie 🙏🏻
I'm in love, set you free ❤️🔥
Oh, she's only looking to me 👀
Only love breaks her heart 💔
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie 🙏🏻
Only love's paradise 👼🏻
Oh, she's only looking to me 👀
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie 🙏🏻
Oh, she's only looking to me 👀👉🏻
Oh, let it, Louie, she is undercover 🐱👤
Brother Louie, Louie, Louie 🙏🏻
Oh, doing what he's doing 🎭
So leave it, Louie 🚯
'Cause I'm a lover 👉🏻👌🏻💕
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Do you happen to have that clip of Paulchen saying “mein Tillie!” Bc I cannot find it anywhere and I fear I may fade away without it (/exaggerating ofc)
Hi! You can find it here! Also, I don't think you are exaggerating! This clip from the 1998 ECHO Awards is an indispensable life source! 💚◝(✧▽✧)◜
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DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE OF RICHARD GROCERY SHOPPING OR SOMETHING??? I'm looking for a very specific photo of him, I'll try to explain it!! I think he has a Tangled backback or tote bag?? Gray shirt, and a little bit of a stubble, and he looks like such a dad, my gooooood
Anon dearest! Is this the picture you were looking for? (๑°́_°̀๑) I really hope so. Gosh this man is so pretty no matter what he does. (◡∀◡ )💘 Also I love this shirt in general, it suits him very well!
I had the cropped version (without the man on the left) saved on my computer pretty much right under my nose all along but for some reason, I pictured something else entirely and so I kept skipping it! (－vლ) Which is why I have to thank my dear @marimayscarlett, who based on your description recommended this to me! 💕 Photo by Fabian KEP @ Prenzlauer Berg Kiez, Berlin, Germany, 06.08.2016.
Complimentary here's another photo of Richard grocery shopping, sort of!
... and more photos of him wearing that shirt!
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Please, I need to know, as high priestess of the temple of Landers Chaos, what are your top five horrible little gremlin moments? When he’s giving absolute peak Paule energy?
Dear sister of the temple of Paulchardism, you have given me an arduous task, but I will do my best. As you can imagine, his deeds and feats are too many to contain in five points only, so I will take some liberties to showcase why I worship this devilish but also angelic entity, Paul "coccolino" Landers the God of Chaos.
Sacramental confetti: Unlike the usual customary procedure of other religions, ours preaches that God Paul ingests the confetti-host directly, blessing all his followers, without the need for us to ingest it as well. It suffices to simply observe the act! [e.g. 🎊, 🎉]
Holy zoomies: Since two different entities, the angelic and the devilish, dwell in our God Paul, they occasionally come into conflict causing a sudden release of energy. We followers can consider ourselves lucky and blessed when it happens before our humble eyes. [e.g. 🔫 , 🚐, 🌪️, 👉]
Divine decluttering: While the current pope calls on his followers to fight the disposable culture generated by consumerism, our God Paul invites us to throw away anything that has outlived its usefulness, to avoid the unnecessary accumulation of items. [e.g. 💅🏻 , 💥 , 🎀, 🎤, 💨]
Celestial mockery: Every so often our God Paul teases or provokes the other Gods, even if they are bigger than him. He fears no one and we followers aspire to be like him. [e.g. 🤡 , 🗣️, 🐸, 🩰]
It must be said that sometimes he overdoes it and thus his fellow Gods lose their patience. They have to scold him and put him back in his place every now and then.
Godly screech: And finally we have the godly screech, that only those who are worthy to be followers survive! For those of you brave enough willing to try and pass the test, you can listen to it here 🔊. Good luck!
#näd replies#paul landers#till lindemann#flake lorenz#oliver riedel#christoph schneider#richard kruspe#rammstein
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why so much paul landers
Oh, this is a tough one! Let's see...
Yeah, no. Sorry, no clue.
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crawling on my hands and knees like someone in a desert searching for water please...blond Paul....i need him...help a girl out...
Dear travelling Anon, fear not! You have reached the Landers temple. Here we have enough food and water for everyone. We'll have you back on your feet in no time! 🥛 ☕️ 🥯 🥖 🍫 🌽
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that thing he does with his arms y'all............
Dear Anon, I don't know what "thing" you're referring to exactly, but I feel you! I really do! Richard's arms are a lot to take in (╯°□°）╯Especially when he's directing our hormones... Let us admire how majestically & mesmerizingly he moves his arms, armpits, hands, and fingers to collectively make us lose our minds.
The mostest man. Let us hope he continues to direct our hormones only and not road traffic, though. We risk a flood of accidents because people could get distracted by Richard's immeasurable beauty!
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Has a Richard’s lips appreciation post already been done? 👁️
Hi! While we have commented on his gorgeous smile 😊 💋, I don't think we have dedicated a post to his lips yet, but I am more than happy to do so! Every inch of this man is a masterpiece! ꈍ︹ꈍ
I would love to give him kisses 24 hours a day for the rest of my life. 😘 To be fair, I'm sure almost everyone would like to kiss him, even Richard himself.
Anyway, let us zoom in on his lips for science! 🔍
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Everybody's talking about RZK poppin' pussies when Paul Cockolino Landers and his Secret Weapon is literally RIGHT THERE
To be fair, dear Anon... 👀
Both PCL 🍆 & RZK 🌭 can make that pussy rain, often ☔️
Often, often, Anon, they do this often 🙌🏻
Make that pussy poppin', do it how they want it 🕶 Often 🎵
Same goes for Flake, Oliver, Till & Schneider 😌
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Rostock 1994 - Till stroking through Paul's hair against the grain
YES! 💚 (*pωq*) So precious! One of the endless moments that live in my head rent-free. In fact, I would even pay rent for Rammstein to be in my head forever ngl. I'm a little offended that they did this concert when I was only 3 years old! (ꈍ⌓ꈍ✿) Oh well! At least, we have footage of it! 📺
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Have you ever noticed how Reesch has a habit of holding onto a tit as opposed to simply placing his hand on his chest? I can’t blame him but goodness Richard! Everyone can see you! 🗣️‼️
I did, I did. 👀 And hey, I totally get it! Holding your own boobs is so comforting! If I remember correctly, it is even scientifically proven to have a positive effect, so. ( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)
However, while holding your own boobs is great and all, I bet holding Richard's must be even better. Paul and Till agree, btw.
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Baby Paulchen Baby Paulchen Baby Paulchen
Cutest tiniest most precious smol bean! Honestly, he was super cute back then, still is super cute now and forever will be super cute! (✿˘̩̩̩̩̩̩ᗜ˘̩̩̩̩̩̩)
You can find more baby Paulchen here: 🍯 🍼 🌞 🤏🏻 😈 🍬 🍪 🧁 😴 🎸 👶🏻 🎹 ☕ 🥔 🍎 🐣
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