#my thesis is that Nostramans would be so instinctually offputting to normies that it'd be low level uncanny valley | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nevesmose · 2 months

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I've been doing a bit of folklore/urban legend research for another Night Lords lore post since people seemed to like the first one, and apparently I stopped watching Adventure Time just before this particular episode.

Go and be a teacher on Nostramo, they said. Help to bring the light of the Imperial Truth to the kids. It'll be fun, they said.

0845 - 0900 Registration (of the previous night's deaths)

0900 - 1100 We Love the Night Haunter

1100 - 1115 Interval (gang violence to be kept to an appropriate minimum)

1115 - 1245 Nostraman Poetry

1245 - 1345 Lunch (pupils are sent into the underhive to hunt rats and/or each other)

1345 - 1400 Evidence Disposal (pupils who didn't survive lunch are fed to the school crows)

1400 - 1500 We Still Love the Night Haunter

1500 - 1530 Basic Human Anatomy

1530 - 1600 Criminal Accountancy (including Principles of Tax Evasion)

1600 - 1615 Colours (pupils attempt to imagine colours other than black and grey)

1615 - 1645 Beefs (the day's gang feuds are resolved)

1645 - 1700 Expulsions (underperforming pupils without sufficient underworld connections are sent to serve the VIII Legion)

1700 - 2000 Minecraft (in the adamantium mines)

#it's s7e19 “blank eyed girl” btw #my thesis is that Nostramans would be so instinctually offputting to normies that it'd be low level uncanny valley #even ignoring their “delightful” culture and personalities #i like to imagine the second gif is First Claw as kids tbh #that's Uzas rolling in on the lower left #a rubik's cube would blow their minds like in spider verse #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #night lords #adventure time #nightlordposting

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