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#my mom left the charred corpse of the easy mac on the stove for days as a reminder
whimsyprinx
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my family never let me have a single candle growing up because they didn’t trust me not to knock it over and start a fire
#whimsy whispers
#you ever so accident prone that your family nana you from lighters and candles and literally cooking itself
#i wasn’t allowed to use the microwave for years
#but ig in my families defense for that one i did accidentally catch easy mac on fire in the microwave
#but it’s my moms faul for asking a half asleep 10 or 11 year old who’s trying to play poptropica at near 12am to make her a cup of easy mac
#like ma’am make it yourself and you wouldn’t have had to put out a fire while i flailed around like a sim to the right of you
#if anyone is curious I forgot to add water and also didn’t remover they foil packet that contains the cheese
#my mom left the charred corpse of the easy mac on the stove for days as a reminder
#i woke up my sister panicking
#and as I said I wasn’t trusted to cook for years after that
#like idk yeah I get it they’re worried I’m a walking disaster so
#i like almost ‘killed’ my friend Marianna like several times in 8th grade
#the first time I allegedly was the reason she sprained her ankle on the risers in chorus
#both we were both fucking around on the risers when we shouldn’t have been and she took a step back and started to fall and the guy behind
#her saw this and moved out of the way and because of that her ankle got caught between the risers and hurt so technically it’s three peoples
#fault
#then I almost ‘poked her eye’ out with rolled up presentation paper (I forgot the word for the big thick paper you use for projects)
#and then I gave her a chocolate i didn’t want not knowing it had peanut butter and she ate it then immediately realized it was peanut butter
#and was like ‘crystalline why are you trying to kill me?!?’ like im so sorry but like I’m a danger to myself and others at this point
#I’m half asleep rambling again oh my god but I’m not tired enough to be able to sleep and I hate it here because we’re leaving the house at
#like 8 tomorrow and it’s 2:49am as I type this AHHH
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