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relax bro ain't nobody taking him from you
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We’ve seen rabid lado’s girlfriend but what about rabid Lando about his girlfriend
Hi hello welcome back to the universe of feral!reader
Y/n’s Biggest Fangirl (Lando’s Biggest Fangirl Part 3) (LN4)
Summary: A look into the times when Lando was feral for his own girlfriend.
Warnings: suggestive comments, language, the drivers being scared and nervous for the sanity of lando and y/n, Alex says “kms” once and its very loosely used plz don’t do anything like that ever ty
Note: Here are the links to the other parts! Part 1 Part 2 also there is no face claim for this its just blonde, faceless women but you can imagine anyone <3
landonorris if i speak….
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y/nnn oh! so j to fill everyone in, i sent this to him (one of my friends took it on a girls night) he responded back with some very… um… not safe for work messages
- Mclarensgirly leak them.
- landonorris she leaks them and my entire career is ruined fr
- f1fan2024 y/n. leak. them.
- y/nnn guys. yall know how crazed i am but even i wont leak these texts.
- Mclarensgirly 😟
- f1fan2024 🤨📸
oscarpiastri you are aware this is your MAIN insta account right?
- landonorris yes.
mclaren calling the psych ward brb
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landonorris who wants to guess where i wish my hand was
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oscarpiastri THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUCKING INSTA ACCOUNT
danielricciardo mate…
maxverstappen man wtf im just trying to enjoy my winter break
- f1fan34 MAX 😭
y/nnn lando i sent this picture to you out of kindness….
- landonorris and you think I’d do what with it??? Keep it in my camera roll??
y/b/f_username there’s something off balance in your brain but im happy you know how hot your girlfriend is 🔫
- landonorris SMOKIN. DROP DEAD. MOUTH WATERING. DELICIOUS. EXQUISITE. GODDESS. BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING. GORGEOUS. GOURMET.
- y/nnn why am i a meal
- landonorris cause i wanna eat you up
- alexalbon this interaction has made me want to rip my skin off #vomiting 🙁
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landonorris mommy
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alexalbon #kms
- oscarpiastri #😟
- danielricciardo #maininstaaccount
- landonorris #mygfishot
y/nnn alr babe that’s enough screen time for you today
- landonorris no <3
mclaren can we live?
Mclarensgirly uh…..
- op81andln4 ok but like… i want him to call me mommy
- Mclarensgirly that’s weird (I’d kill for him to call me mommy)
- oscarpiastri see what you’ve done landonorris?
- landonorris I don’t see a problem.
- maxverstappen GET THIS MAN TO THE ER JESUS CHRIST
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landonorris prettier than the Trevi Fountain 🫶🏻
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y/nnn i got the notification he posted, got terrified, then opened it and my heart warmed ☺️
- Mclarensgirly HER INSTA NOTIFS ARE ON FOR HIM 🤭
- landonorris so are mine for her tf
mclaren this works
- landonorris I’ll be back at it again soon dw
- oscarpiastri i will never get a chance to experience what true peace feels like.
F1fan2024 get you a man who will call you mommy and prettier than the trevi fountain on separate occasions in the span of a week
alexalbon i like this one!
- landonorris that’s my gf back off bitch.
- alexalbon damn.
y/nnn dw guys i just sent him another pic of me getting ready to go out with the girls
- landonorris BARK BARK
- danielricciardo #whereisthenearestbombshelter
- maxverstappen #itsover
- oscarpiastri #landomakesmescared
- landonorris #youwishyouwereme❤️
#mclaren#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 fic#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fluff#lando norris imagines#lando norris fic#lando x reader#lando imagine#lando norris#lando norris x you#lando norris edit#lando norris fanfiction#lando norris oneshot
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alex is a tumblrina and has been here since 2010 and made magnus watch supernatural with her. we know this. here is how I think it would go:
1. both hate it. not that kind of love-hate relationship that everyone with any semblance of critical thinking skills has for the show. I mean hate. they love to hate it but hate it they do.
2. Alex is a dean-coded casgirl. I literally don't make the rules okay. magnus is a cas-coded samgirl. I think this one is pretty self explanatory.
3. magnus hates Dean with a real and virulent passion. he is sitting there all of season 2 like "bite him sammy kill him!" and cheers everytime dean dies.
4. Alex hates Dean but sometimes its like. "hear me out-" "no." "listen if you think about it-" "wow! good thing I won't be thinking about it." "no because he was kind of right-"
5. it's the dean-coded in him 😔
6. they ruthlessly eviscerate how inconsistent and disrespectful the shows lore is
7. they get to the episode in s5 where a bunch of pagan gods try to eat sam and dean and laugh their asses off
9. "ODIN'S A GRANDPA????" "OH MY GOD LOOK AT ZEUS- LET ME CALL ANNABETH HOLY SHIT-!" "magnus what is it?" "LOOK UP SUPERNATURAL ON NETFLIX GO TO SEASON 5 WATCH THE EPISODE WITH PAGAN GODS YOU'LL THANK ME LATER" "*wheezing*"
10. they are both shamelessly down bad for sam. they want the man with badonkadonks to win every fight without fail.
11. Cas is Alex's poor little meow meow but Magnus just sees him commit war crimes and goes "he's just like me fr :0"
12. they buy matching gaudy merchandise from shady back channels and threaten each other for months with the naked sam and dean bedsheets on amazon
13. it activates magnus' remaining braincell and he does so much critical analysis it's not even funny. maybe I'm projecting maybe I'm not who knows not you!
14. Alex just goes hee hee hoo hoo pretty white guys covered in blood bc if she thinks about it more than that she gets really upset. which does spark a couple nasty fights.
15. at the end of the day they enjoy hating it together and both go insane about it at the same time in mostly compatible ways that makes the whole ordeal intolerable to everyone else.
#yes i did make the same number of headcanons as there are seasons of supernatural#whos going to fucking stop me#its my niche post make it how i want to#the fandom overlap here is near 0 but this is important to my heart okay#i post for me#magnus chase#alex fierro#mcga headcanon#mcga
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clicks onto the dash wearing kitten heels n coyly holding my bang....... hi. me again. it took me so long to select a gif to use on cricket’s intro n i settled on this one bc he looks so unsure abt his smile n it’s rly his essence <3 u can find his pinterest board here n his (work in progress) spotify playlist here. hmu to plot!!!
* alex wolff, cis male + he/him | you know cricket donahue, right? they’re twenty-two, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, all of their life, on and off? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to should have known better by sufjan stevens like, a million times this year, which slipping on wet leaves to photograph a tree struck alight by lightning, delivering a tedtalk to your own reflection to hype yourself up to buy groceries, hiding your hands inside of your sleeves in case you grew an impromptu megan fox thumb overnight thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is october 1st, so they’re a libra, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nai, 24, gmt, she/her )
HISTORY:
cricket ws born to a couple tht lived in lilac ridge. their trailer was tucked closest to the woods n always fell under the shade. it was like the leaves wanted to pretend they were a perpetual hanging cloud on the family n that was kind of fitting. their only reason fr having him in the first place was a kind of shrugged like........... we’re under the income bracket we’d get child benefits so why not! may as well try it to rake in some extra cash! needless to say they didn’t rly think it thru or anticipate all of the responsibilities tht came w children n wound up seeing him as an extremely large burden n boy didn’t he know it!
(child neglect & abuse tw) i’ll try to keep this part vague n brief but things were Not Good for cricket growing up. people in lilac ridge didn’t like his parents n it was for a gd reason. he remembers foggy things. being little n wandering around combing the grass with a stick to search for wrappers to suck on bc he was hungry. feeling uneasy when the front door opened. finding out his name was cricket bc the insects used to crawl into their trailer thru the vents n his parents liked to squish them into the carpet -- his mum told him as much once. i think this says a lot. to excessively trim the fat of the story he wound up entering the system at around 8 after his latest and most serious hospital visit. his parents hd to deal w the authorities n last he heard they bounced to evade charges.
(anxiety & violence & trauma tw) cricket sustained a few lifelong injuries from his time in lilac ridge. his knee didn’t heal right which meant he had (n still has to this day) a limp n he’s partially deaf in one ear. he’s always been an incredibly insecure n anxious person so this mde him rly self conscious going into a strange n new environment tht wld b difficult fr any kid to adjust to, nvm w these added worries. he jst felt like something weird to ogle at honestly. he probably wld have felt like that no matter where he was or what he looked like. he cld be in a huge hall of 200 people all wearing the same uniform n he’d still feel like the odd one out. needless to say this didn’t rly help him make friends
cricket’s coping mechanisms were romanticising the things tht other people found ugly or embarrassing or painfully ordinary. he liked it when the rain hit clunky drops against school windows n forbid everyone from playing outside bc he could feel the vibrations through the rubber soles of his shoes n it was a little bit like hearing all of the world at once fr just a moment. he liked medieval fantasy lore about stout gnomes w crumbs in their beards n cheeks red from ale. he liked fallen nests with the remnants of hatched eggs still dirty from the branches n soil they’d hit on the way down. he liked the way the sunlight leaked thru the leaves of the trees in the woods and how, when he sat very still, he could tune into the ringing that was always in his ear n pretend it was coming from the same place, that light thru the leaves, that the angels were trying to talk to him.
he spent a lot of time in the red room at his high skl (i’m begging u this is not a 50 shades reference) (after googling i jst realised it’s called a darkroom bt i’m leaving this fr the sake of sexy bimbo authenticity) n felt quite at home in there. he borrowed a camera whenever he cld (maybe he did yearbook) n photography became his way of immortalising the world as the romanticised version he wanted it to be. his memories were bad bt his photos were beautiful. maybe if he took enough they’d paste over n bleed into each other. maybe bad cld be replaced w beautiful if he tried his very best.
he got placed into fostering w a family once bt apparently didn’t meet the vibe check of their tastes so he wound up returning to the group home he’d initially been placed in. overall this is where he grew up n he aged out the system rather than getting adopted. there was a sense of floundering/isolation/not feeling gd enough in tht bt cricket made do the best he knew how.
that said there were some gd points! (shocking i kno bc his life hs been so fking bleak so far bt please it’s ok........) (is it?) (🤔). basically he interned as an assistant at this local photography studio during high skl working under this kind of whimsical yet endearing old man. suspected wizard possibly in cricket’s eyes, as an avid fantasy genre reader. for one of his bdays said old man / his boss bought him his very own film camera n cricket cried bc he’d never been bought a bday gift. this ws rly embarrassing bc this old man didn’t know how to emote n neither did cricket so he ws jst sort of sat wiping his eyes n sniffling saying he wasn’t crying as the old man pretended to suddenly clean his lenses. when cricket graduated he offered him a full time position there. they do like. wedding photographs n family portraits n all kinds of things...... pay isn’t huge bt it’s something n he Loves taking photos so it’s sexy <3
PERSONALITY:
SUCH an anxious person it’s actually unreal. overthinks absolutely everything he’s ever said. one morning he might hv put green socks on n for the rest of the day he’s nervously looking around like omggggggg they’re all looking at my socks probably thinking im a little green sock boy thinking i’m a fool n a jester this is all everyone’s probably thinking about i hv to hide my green socks..... even tho literally no-one cares
once saw a girl eating a chicken wing n in his head was like ok she likes chicken good future gift idea..... n turned up at her house with an entire rotisserie chicken
probably thinks WAY too hard abt what to write in bday cards n googles like generic ideas that he can use.... u open a card from cricket n it always says smthn weird like “Warmest wishes and love on your birthday and always!” or “You deserve everything happy. Wishing you that all year long!” tht he got off google
nervously fiddles w things a lot. literally anything. his hair. the cuffs of his sleeves. a thread on his bag. u name it
struggles w eye contact sometimes............ it’s like. he wants to talk to ppl n make friends bt he’s honestly so bad at it. he’s fumbling thru life like a nervous headless chicken
ALWAYS has his camera on him. like always. will tke a photo of u bc he thinks u look nice then be like im so sorry im so sorry...... bowing his head shakily holding his camera bc he doesn’t even kno what possessed him he jst thought it’d be a nice photograph bt boundaries exist. probably breathes very heavily over this later in his room panicking thinking he nw seems like hannibal lecter
probably more confident online bc he has time to think abt what he says more.......... i can see him hving a group of online friends tht he’s more confident w. honestly he’s pretty witty at heart he jst has a hard time verbalising things so ppl overlook him sometimes bt once u get to know him more / he’s more comfy he can b a funny little man.....
loves photographs where he cuts something out of them. loves missing spaces n voids. thinks it’s a rly interesting concept when something that isn’t there becomes the focus of a photograph where everything else is. probably loses his mind fr a collage like a front row 1d stan. likes experimenting w light n perception. pretty artistic honestly hs probably made a stop motion film in the past bc that’s just an extended form of photography in his mind bt i doubt he showed anyone
ummm...... very sweet bt like. he reminds me a lot of this quote. “he had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.” feel like tht sums him up quite nicely
WANTED CONNECTIONS
someone he met at a wedding: cricket probably ws forced to photograph a wedding fr his boss one time n it cld b interesting as a place to meet from that....... like. i can imagine either it being rly awkward maybe he accidentally spilled a drink on ur muse n was stuttering rly apologetic n it ws just a train wreck. or mayb they took pity on him or even (in a shocking turn of events) a shine to him n invited him to drink n dance. omgggg the thought of cricket trying to dance makes me wna die n probably mkes cricket wna hyperventilate bt idk maybe he went wild n let loose. mayb they wound up damaging the camera somehow. mayb they had to scramble to get another one n ur muse covered the cost n it was a strange late night excursion tht cricket thought about a lot since. cricket probably vowed to pay them bk somehow no matter what. idk. we can work things out. lots of diff options here. doesn’t have to b a wedding either can b any event tht required a photographer
ppl he went to school w: pretty self explanatory i suppose...... maybe they were frm completely different worlds..... mayb ur muse was popular n cricket was definitely not but they got paired fr an assignment n had to work on a project together....... mayb cricket asked ur muse on a date one time n it was completely embarrassing bc he didn’t realise they had a bf n it haunts cricket at night still bc he’s rly dramatic.... mayb ur muse felt sry fr him n ate lunch w him n inducted him into their group like a lost puppy finding a home.... world’s our oyster
neighbours from his brief time at lilac ridge: not to reference taylor swift but i’m gna reference taylor swift n say we cld do a seven inspired plot here. sighs a little..... then sighs a lot. he was here ages 0-8 so idk. we cld work out childhood plots perhaps....
sickening simp: i mean.............. cricket probably gets crushes on ppl so easily like just. anyone who’s the slightest bit nice to him.................. he’s a disgrace. ok i take it back. bt also please get it together freak............... i didn’t say that. he’d probably b extra nice to this person n try n pay close attention to things they liked so he cld get them little gifts. just a bit embarrassing n lovestruck bless his heart. wldn’t expect anything back tho honestly that just isn’t something he tends to do.
let’s go gays: cricket’s bi but he probably was rly in his head abt liking boys n tried to sort of squash it internally during his younger yrs...... i think he’s more comfy w it now MAYBE idk bt back then i picture him having a friend tht ws kind of like. similarly loserish as him perhaps (no offence to ur muse potentially filling this plot or cricket bt let’s face the facts) n they’d hang out n play games a lot n one time it jst kind of happened n he was like............. *struts in looking around sharply* What going on here? except not. bc it’s cricket. more like *shambles in looking around anxiously* What’s, uh... What’s... the happenings? S--... I’m sorry. (immediate apology for saying what’s the happenings bc nobody talks like that n it was an impulsive panic bc he didn’t know what else to say)
those who grew up in the system w him: maybe at the group home or i’d also like the family that fostered him n said sayonara. honestly i imagine the parents just thought he ws a bit too much of a handful / had too much baggage which is rly quite merciless n terrible but. if u think that aligns w ur muses home situation hmu......
um. can’t think of more bt just anything honestly. jst go wild.......
#irvingintro#abuse tw#neglect tw#trauma tw#anxiety tw#violence tw#DOES A LITTLE JIG#admittedly i didnt include a formative moments section like my other intros bc idk what kind of superpowers i was inhaling the fumes of#for those intros but#i'm a mere mortal now.
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I challenge you to answer ALL the unusual asks. (If not just answer the ones you want to)
(thanks)
1) Spotifiy, Soundcloud, or Pandora?
Spotifiy
2) Is your room messy or clean?
Messy. very. very. messy.
3) What color are your eyes?
blue/green.
4) Do you like your name? why?
Not really. I got bullied for it in third and fourth grade about it, so Ive kinda disliked it since, but at least its not generic.
5) What is your realationship status?
in a relationship.
6) Describe your personality in 3 words or less.
Really fucking annoying.
7) What color hair do you have?
Blonde, but Im thinking of dying it.
8) What kind of car do you drive? color?
I cant drive, but my mom car is a green 2000 Toyota Camry
10) How would you describe your style?
All over the place and completely random.
11) Favorite Social Media Account?
Probabaly my Facebook, cause thats where I talk to most of my family.
12) What size is your bed?
Twin, I think.
13) Any sibblings?
I have two half sisters and two half brothers on my fathers side, and a twin brother.
14) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why?
Mars cause I want to go to Pigfarts Probabaly like the Oregon coast. cause I like cold weather and the West Coast
15) favorite Snapchat filter?
I dont use Snapchat, soooo.
16) Favortie makeup brand(s)
I dont wear a lot of make up, but I do like e.l.f.
17) How many times do you shower in a week?
On a good week, 5-6, on a bad week, 2-3.
18) Favorite Tv show?
Rick and Morty, or NCIS
19) Shoe size?
sometimes I wear a 5, others a six or seven, it varies depending on the style of shoe…
20) How tall are you?
5′1″
21) Sandals or Sneakers?
Sneakers
22) Do you go to the gym?
Nope.
23) Describe your dream date.
probably just like, picnic by a lake or at a park.
24) How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
I dont have a wallet, but I have a jar of pocket money with $83
25) what color socks are you wearing?
Im not wearing socks but earlier I was wear black socks.
26) How many pillows do you sleep with?
I only have one for my head, but I have 12 pillows on my bed.
27) Do you have a job? what do you do?
does being annoying and sad count as a job?
28) How many friends do you have?
12, but only half are close friends.
29) What is the worst thing youve ever done?
In third grade I gave a kid a black eye…
30) whats your favorite candle scent?
Spring Rain.
31) 3 favorite boy names?
Max, Alex, Jake.
32) 3 favorite girl names?
Raine, Sage, Autum.
33) Favortie actor?
Lenardo DeCaprio
34) Favorite Actress?
Emma Watson
35) Who is your celebrity crush
Dont have one.
36) Favorite Movie?
Rent
37) Do you read a lot? what is your favorite book?
I’ve actually been trying to read more, I love Sparrow Road, If I stay, and Shadow.
38) Money or brains?
Brains, teach a man to fish.
39) Do you have a nickname?
Moxie Clean, Moxanne, Molly Molly Moxen Free, Marshmallow, mo, mox.
40) How many times have you been to the hospital?
Once, when I was five, when I cracked my forhead open I Have a Scar I am Harry Potter
41) top ten favorite songs?
Thats What You Get~Paramore,Thnks Fr Th Mmrs~ Fall Out Boy, Misery Business~Paramore, Whatsername~Green Day, It Ends Tonight~All American Rejects, Be my Escape~Relent K, 21st Century Breakdown~Green Day, Always~Blink-182, Ignorance~Paramore, A Drop in the Ocean~ Ron Pope.
42) Do you take any medications daily?
Zyrtec, and Asprins.
43) What is your skin type?
No clue, kinda dry I guess?
44) What is your biggest fear?
Probably abandonment having no one care about/like me. or being a disapointment.
45) How many kids do you want?
probably just one. three max.
46) What is your go to hairstyle?
I just leave my hair down.
47) what type of house do you live in?
I live in an apartment, that is super tiny, and hasnt been updated since the ealy 90′s…
48) Who is your role model?
the woman my mother works for. and my Grandmother.
49) what is the last complement you recived?
one of my friends told me he liked my rant about depression.
50) What is the last text you sent?
‘bro, did you die?!?’
51) How old were you when you ofund out Santa wasnt real?
I was 5, I still put out cookies, but now they’re for my Grandmother and Grandfather.
52) What is your dream car?
I dont know yet, maybe just a Pale Green VW bug, or something that costs less.
53) Opinion on smoking?
I dont like smokers Ive been bullied my entire life cause all my clothes smell like cigerette smoke, but I dont really get to voice my thoughts cause most of my family smokes. But I have no plans to when Im old enough.
54) Do you go to college?
No. And I wont be anytime in the next five years or so.
55) What is your dream job?
Chemist/Nurse/Author, or something that does good and pays well.
56) Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Rural Areas. Its nice to see all the stars so clearly.
57) Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
should I not?
58) Do you have freckles?
No, but my mother says that I did when I was younger.
59) Do you smile for photos?
Sometimes.
60) How many pictures do you have on your phone?
I dont have a phone so….
61) Have you ever peed in the wood?
nope.
62) Do you still watch cartoons?
yeah.
63) do you perfer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
I cant afford to eat out. (just for the record, Micky D’s)
64)Favorite dipping suace?
ranch.
65) What do you wear to bed?
it depends, it I dont feel like changing I’ll sleep in what Im wearing, otherwise, just sweats and a tee shirt.
66) have you ever won a spelling bee?
Ive never even entered cause in third grade, my teacher told me not to bother trying cause my spelling was too bad, so I havent entered since.
67) What are your Hobbies?
Is eating a hobby? I like to read, draw, write, and sit around being sad. and kazoooo
68) Can you draw?
Not well.
69) do you play an insturment?
Clarinet, Guitar, and piano.
70) what is the last concert you saw?
a band concert, that I was in.
71) tea or coffee?
Both.
72) Starbucks or Dunkin?
that depends on the day, what planets where seen last night, what color socks Im wearing, when the next full moon is, and weather or not I have money.
73) Do you want to get married?
Maybe.
74) what is your crushes first and last initial?
M.D.
75) Are you going to change your last name when you get married?
maybe.
76) what color looks best on you?
teal maybe? I honestly have no clue.
77) do you miss anyone right now?
My friends from school, and old nieghboirs.
78) Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
normally, I would sleep with my door closed, by my brother broke the hinge, so now it can only be open
79) Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah.
80) what is your biggest pet peeve?
people who only care about others and never help themselves, people who act entitled when they arent, and people use terms they dont know the deffinition of.
81) Last person you called?
@geez-man, in like, June
82) favorite Ice Cream flavor?
mint or coffee.
83) Regular oreos, or golden oreos?
regular.
84) Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
both. yes. all of the above.
85) What shirt are you wearing?
its a leopard with the David Bowie lighting blot on its face.
86) what is your phone background?
*doesnt have phone*
87) Are you outgoing or shy?
A bit of both, it depends who Im with,
88) do you like it when people play with your hair?
sometimes, depends who it is. I have trust issuses with people who touch my hair, cause in fifth grade a girl told to whole school I had lice, even though I didnt.
89) do you like your neighboirs?
I dont know my nieghboirs that well, cause most poeple are only here a couple months and then they leave, so really Im indifferent.
90) Do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
in the mornings.
91) have you ever been high?
nope.
92) have you ever been drunk?
nope.
93) Last thing you ate?
A chicken sandwhich with pesto, chedder and pita chips.
94) Favorite lyrics right now?
“why do we like to hurt so much?”~thats what you get, Paramore;
“The walls start breathing My mind’s un-weaving Maybe it’s best you leave me alone”~It ends tonight, All American Rejects;
“Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right”~Misery Business, Paramore.
“If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever” Ocean Avenue, Yellowcard.
“Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life.”Ignorance, Paramore
“Don’t wanna hear your sad songs I don’t wanna feel your pain When you swear it’s all my fault Cause you know we’re not the same”~Ignorance, Paramore.
95) Summer or Winter?
Winter.
96) Day or Night?
night.
97) Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate. but if you offer me white or dark chocolate, I wont refuse.
98) Favorite Month?
August.
99) What is your Zodiac sign?
Scorpio
100) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I dont cry when Im with other people.
(I probabaly mispelled 50% of this. Im sorry.)
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2016
beginning: 2016 is shiny and new tommy and special k and liam--we drink tea and cuddle sem2 begins, ugh I dislike physics i dislike class idislike work (sorting leaves, grinding dirt) BUT there is late night penguin sliding in the arb, loitering about town, Sammy slamma jamma I grow closer to the mounge people
we are so annoying and terrible as a group (sd io kds sm nm sp sb pl. nb. ss jp ck. ns sd sk sh ab. etc etc) but I like being a part of this and being emancipated from the cove, an increasingly toxic place Lovely lovely people but I think glory hates me and this is an internal barrier i hate physics i dislike class i hate work (I’m not getting paid for this shit wtf) but i keep going bc “It’s all about the experience.” -Sujay Sarah + wilbur, I do not like wilbur for many reasons. i start to feel weird about sarah, my sister figure. she didn’t even tell me. glory definitely hates me, no one wants to own up to it barrier grows: • the fucking tshirts
• the special fucking breakfast club • the fucking group message barrier grows, I shrink. trying to claw my way out. took a risk, made a mistake (to be cont.)
soc anx creeps back in at increasing pace I am failing physics. v day song with Nathan is a seemingly insignificant bright point dark point=all the hours I spent sorting dirt in the lab and the horror and embarrassment that is being a lowly freshman in research time goes on soccer I want to be friends with grace and Hannah etc!! Talk with grace and jon before we all move out and they were like duh we felt the same about you and this makes me disappointed and pleased at the same time, there is hope for next year w these cool people (I’ve regressed to having friend crushes) passed physics, passed everything, survived the anxiety attacks, goodbye for now umich, lessons learned jeez sem2=done, year1=done bordines! I like it there, watering flowers and rescuing snails for money. FL Cameron hates me fr now. Still don’t know why. Picnic w Mack to get back in the groove of clarkston life, she has changed a bit ROCK CAMP ROCK CAMP ROCK CAMP
(june 10 - july 10) I meet ~22 strangers in an Ann Arbor ally and we depart for Wyoming. After 3 days of driving, we arrive as a family. I love it already, minus the altitudesickness. we laugh a lot and have a good time in the mountains. i like these people a lot but especially Brady and jack b and ***MERYN WHIMSY CAMPBELL*** she is a jewel, she is a ray of sunshine, she is a princess in overalls. why did I try to reject her at first? she is so generous with her love that I couldn’t keep her out. I learned the biggest lesson of 2016 from her and she doesn’t even know it. climb a giant loaf of bread in the middle of the night to see the moonrise, barefoot & blind & by myself, a “risky bitch” -Loafie Sutz I see my shadow miles away in the sunrise on that spire thing 3 weeks in: kinda blow up and leave, walk into the wilderness by myself (bad) and swim to an island where I climb a big boulder and make new friends. I calm down. The Grand Nips are the most beautiful place I have ever spent a month, but I never want to see another minivan in my life. I (Pepino) feel at home outside. Caterpillar fights, bfast burritos, stars. Don’t want to leave. back to Michigan to rot. Try to go to mopop with Alaina but sell my ticket to sean during unnecessary study visit to A2 for the class I eventually drop out of. Sushi with sarah (sarah - Wilbur = i’m so happy abt this event that breaks her heart, I am a selfish friend) Calc ii eats me alive, I give up. More rotting. pentwater w fam, Meryn shows up. golf ball incident: I let myself blow up at dad, but Lauren is there and Alan is there and I come back feeling stronger. more rotting in clarkston. sem3! year2! I’m a mentor! so good to see everyone, I begin to appreciate Nicco a lot, become good friends with kastriot (another jewel) and others (matt and jon, etc), trash candy in nicco’s room and HOLY SHIT I love Alex so much, she is another sister figure. It's foreign to have friends who are girls. so excited abt life in mrc, living with Sarah is good and bad. happy. CONFIRMED(co Nicco): glory hates me EXPLANATION: im too friendly(?????) stumble upon ivy and shouri and keilah and I learn more abt this, they hate glory now, I fucking won the battle w my patience and kindness lolol (I hope she's moved on, I feel neutral about her)(drama is foreign to me) get rejected from EH Things are good, hanging out w old crew and rock camp ppl and the boy who i Like and needs to stop acting as though he Likes me too, v misleading sean’s bday @ the trap house / wolf shirts Housing 2017 is a mess, I am a mess :’| this issue is the tip o' the yikesburg FALL BREAK oct 15 -going up to backpack at pictured rocks with camp ppl, but I realized that I don’t rlly fit w them and also they are s l o w so I split and hike alone for 13 miles in one day, oct 16 ****this is the best day of my life**** screaming and yelling out to Lake Superior in pure joy almost falling off the cliff, seeing aaron on the trail, passing the starburst men, getting lost in a soggy forest after dark (kept my cool), getting picked up by Alan: muddy, bleeding, sweaty, thirsty, wielding a knife (Pepino the Risky Bitch™ is back) high on the sublime beauty of oct 16, 2016 oct 17 - study day, drive around Marquette with my boy tommy, climb around on an abandoned aqueduct, talk about life/love. I am so grateful for this brother of mine. oct 18- south! Pasties are gross oct 19 - bad stats test (50%) (how am I this dumb?) (everything is bad again) (this is the beginning of the descent) I stop going to class bc I can’t get out of bed. I haven’t seen my friends in forever. I don’t have friends anymore. I am trapped in my room/head. I want to die. Dropping orgo Failing stats Dropping/failing friends I want this to end. I want to jump out the window of 479 jo and fall like that raven off the cliffs. I want to pull a Chris McCandless, but I don’t have a car. Alex makes everything better by not telling me that everything is going to get better. she’s been there, she’s failed. I love having her around. Bond with tim and eduardo (woops) and alec and jiten at Chris’s house, but sober erin remembers the barriers I’ve lived on this earth for two whole decades!!(Failed a test on the same day) sad bday churros w Lauren, spent the night on the floor at her place. Meryn brought me oranges and a book about glaciers <33 seds is taking up too much of my time but it’s kinda nice. stubborn boy named haydar tries to bring me pad thai and I say no but we become pen pals anyway, now he knows too much. a good character in my life. Nicco takes an absolute SHIT on me - with one statement he discredits all the friendships I thought I had at umich. It isnt a big deal to him, it’s in the past, but it isn’t for me. barrier is complete. The ghost of glory lives on. Same day- Lauren storms out (why doesn’t she want equality??? I thought she had changed) and Kastriot picks up the pieces Time goes on, erin fails stats sem3=done, but a waste of time/resources. I hate myself. Clarkston grandma is drunk and sad Alan is there with Lauren I am kind of there pickling eggs w Mack– I still love her but man oh man she has changed Royal w tommy and nick new years at konrad’s abandoned ghost house, liam dangles me over possibly the last of the giant ass bonfires, graffiti in the barn loft. learned some stuff about konrad, but he is truly a starfish among urchins. Faith in friendship is restored by him and others and myself. I think I’ll stop hating myself now. 2017 will be shiny and new end
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Conquering a sweet tooth might be much easier than you believe. When you reduce the quantity of carbohydrates in your diet plan, fat supplies the energy instead. To old favorites such as cookies, cakes, pies, candy and soft drinks; if it's filled with refined sugar, it will likely be desirable. Utilize a listening partner and schedule a listening session - Listening collaborations are a concept from Hand in Hand Parenting Developed for moms and dads, where parents take turn paying attention to each other in order to get psychological support for parenting, they're likewise an exceptional tool for softening sugar yearnings. A astonishing 37 percent of added sugars are consumed in sugar-sweetened drinks, while another 18 percent of calories originates from white our (which acts a lot like sugar in our bodies). No difference in between high fructose and high glucose diet plans on liver triacylglycerol or biochemistry in healthy overweight males.
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I'm trying to find out where the ideal 'stopping point' is ... I just understand I'm not there yet! Other than for potatoes and watermelon, most fresh vegetables and fruits rank short on the glycemic index thanks to their fiber content. It took many years for me to see that sugar (which I thought was my go to feel good friend" was really a false support). The statistics held up after they represented total diet plan quality; simply puts, sugar might damage your health even if you're eating and thin reasonably. The Yale Food Addiction Scale (YFAS 13 and just recently the YFAS 2.0 14 ), which is now the commonly accepted measurement tool for studying FA, checks addiction-like consuming behaviours with respect to 'certain foods'. breaking addiction to sugar And if they manage to quit sugar too, you might just be sparing them from future health complications like heart problem and Type 2 Diabetes.
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