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ebonyheartnet · 10 months

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Me: Okay, I really want to get things done, but I’m sitting down as soon as I get up. Brain, what’s happening?

Brain: Alright, so you know how there’s the ADHD thing?

Me: Yeah, but this doesn’t feel like it’s just that.

Brain: You’re not wrong, but I don’t think you wanna know.

Me: It’s not gonna get better if I don’t figure it out.

Brain: :/

Brain: I’m gonna add them, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

-Hips has entered the chat room-

Hips: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: Oh my god, kick them! Kick them now!

Brain: Sorry, they have admin access.

Me: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THEM AN ADMIN?!

Brain: *shrugs*

Brain: You ignored them for so long that this was the only deal they’d take.

Hips: YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME, MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ALL OF US!

-Shoulders, Spine, and Ankles have entered the chat—

Me: Bullying!

-Abdomen, Calves, Thighs, Knees, and Scalp have entered the chat—

Me: Brain, do something! This is bullying!!!

Brain: Sorry dude, but I can’t go against the union. That’s scab behavior. :/

Me: UNIONS DON’T JUMP INNOCENT PEOPLE!

Hips: K

Shoulders: U

Knees: N

—Several body parts are typing—

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