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@sketchy-tour
Dandy, want to go for a ride? ❤️
#welcome home art#welcome home au#sketchy sketcharoo#Dandy Leon#welcome home oc#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#oc fanart#THEIR COLORS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHERRRR#AAAAAA#SKETCHY WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THE FLOWERS WITH YOU#SHE’D LISTEN ALL DAY#❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨#She says you are absolutely beautiful/handsom#Man I’d love to know what gender they are#OR ARE THEY BOTH#MWHAHAHAHAHA#sending with love#You are so good at art#I can’t even handle it when I see you make stuff#I blush and then die
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more incorrect wednesday quotes bc im a heathen and clinically obsessed
these are both wyler and wenclair friendly :) im sorry wavier you will get ur turn I promise.
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Enid: you should treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Wednesday: killed without hesitation
Enid: nO-
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Tyler: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Wednesday: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship .
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Wednesday: My middle name is danger.
Enid: Wrong, your middle name is cutie-pie.
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Bianca: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Wednesday: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Tyler: i would die for you
Wednesday: i would die for you too
Tyler, suddenly very emotional: please don’t do that
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Enid: I won.
Wednesday: [raising an eyebrow] I have you pinned to the ground.
Enid: I know.
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Tyler: Wednesday you listen to me
Tyler: I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed
Tyler: But that’s why blunt force trauma exists
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Ajax: I love how unproblematic firefighters are. They just want to put out the fires.
Bianca, gazing darkly into the distance: I used to think that.
Ajax: That was so ominous? What the fuck did firefighters do to you?
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Tyler: Wednessay, please, we need to take you to the hospital
Wednesday: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?
Tyler: ......
Wednesday: No? I didn't think so, stay out of it.
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Xavier: What should I be for Halloween?
Bianca: A better person.
Xavier: Fuck you
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Bianca: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Enid?
Wednesday: Have you ever played a team sport with Enid?
Bianca: No…
Wednesday: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Enid, chasing Tyler around the field: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Wednesday: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents.
Wednesday: Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Bianca: You're all losers
Ajax, Xavier, Yoko and Kent: Well then why do you hang out with us?
Bianca: Because I don't have any other friends
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Ajax: I'm a firm believer in, "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly"
Enid: ...that doesn't answer my question. Why are you covered in custard and glitter?
Ajax: Because I failed spectacularly Enid
Enid: ...okay then
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Wednesday: I've never had a best friend before
Enid: I'll be your best friend!
Wednesday: .........
Wednesday: I've also never had a girlf-
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Enid: Try thinking postive for a change!
Wednesday: We're all gonna die one day
Enid: N-
Wednesday: Hopefully soon
Enid:
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Yoko: Who accidentally drops their cellphone into soup?
Kent: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
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Yoko: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they’ve been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Bianca: Oh, for fuck's sake.
Xavier: Hold on, hold on, she has a point.
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Tyler: Are you mad?
Wednesday: No.
Tyler: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Wednesday: Yes.
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Xavier: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silenece*
Xavier: Man, y’all depressed as f*ck.
Bianca: You didn’t clap either.
Xavier: Shut up.
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Ajax: what did you guys do?
The group: .....
Ajax: you're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again
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Tyler: I've been expecting you, Wednesday
Wednesday *surprised*: How did you know that it was me?
Tyler: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people that came in weren't you
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Xavier: If being hot was a crime I’d be serving a life sentence.
Bianca: For a crime you didn’t even commit?
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Bianca: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free
Kent: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Bianca: I was trying to insult you
Kent: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack
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Wednesday: What do you mean a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress me out?
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Tyler: I wanna get run over.
Enid: Oh come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Tyler: I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
Enid: …
Enid: Not what I meant, but I’ll take it!
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Enid: Do you really have to blackmail me?
Wednesday: How do you expect me to get your attention?
Enid: Uh, ask?
Wednesday: And risk judgment and rejection? God no
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Tyler: I seriously get so embarrassed doing anything. i wear sunglasses when it's sunny and i'm like "this is so humiliating"
Tyler: Walking downhill? embarrassing too. like ooooh look at me doing a little trot like a stupid horse
Enid: are you okay?
Tyler: I wish i was dead
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Tyler: Did Wednesday just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Enid: Yeah, she did.
Tyler: And did I just do finger guns back?
Enid: Yeah, you did.
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Enid: *calls Tyler*
Tyler, answering the phone: hello?
Enid: i'll call you back later okay?
Enid: *hangs up*
Tyler: ?????
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Enid: [About Wednesday] Look at her with her stupid straight leg pants and dumb tight fitting button up shirts.
Enid: I have to have her.
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Tyler, sweating: Wednesday, there’s something I need to ask you-
Wednesday: Finally! You’re proposing!
Tyler: How’d you know?
Wednesday: Tyler, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Wednesday: I even picked it up once.
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Wednesday: I’m still trying to figure out why you guys are so desperate to hang out with me.
Enid: Because you’re so sweet and funny, duh.
Wednesday: Well, Bianca told me that I’m spiteful and incredibly annoying, so one of you is lying to me.
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Wednesday, holding a piece of paper: hey, what’s this?
Tyler: my to-do list.
Wednesday: it just has my name on it?
Tyler: …yes.
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Ajax: I never had a brother, but I know four guys who did. And they would have fights and squabbles, but in the end? They would always have each other’s shells.
Yoko:
Yoko: Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles?
Ajax: Of course I’m talking about the Ninja Turtles!
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Enid: It looks like you've got a plan.
Wednesday: Yep.
Tyler: ...Have you got a plan?
Wednesday: Nope.
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Wednesday: I told Enid that her ears turn red when she lies.
Ajax: Do they?
Wednesday: No.
Ajax: Then why did you tell her that?
Wednesday: Because I can do this.
Wednesday: Hey Enid! Do you love us?
Enid, with her hands over her ears: No.
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Doctor: *holds up a spine model* This is your spine--
Ajax, looking absolutel terrified: Put it back in, what the fuck?
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Eugene: What would Enid think?
Wednesday: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?
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Wednesday: We're alive!
Enid: Good!
Enid: Because now… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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Enid: Did you know that when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died.
Tyler: No...
Wednesday: It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks awake to make sure you’re still alive.
Tyler: I don’t know which one is worse!
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Kent: *Hits Wednesday on the head with a ball*
All of nevermore hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s ok she’s gone you can come down now -
Kent, still shaking: She’s not gone, she’s waiting.
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Xavier: Money absolutely does not buy happiness
Bianca: You’re probably just spending it wrong. Give it to me and I’ll show you how it’s done
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Enid: I’m gonna stop being so nice all the time!
Wednesday: How are you gonna do that?
Enid: Well to start, I ate all your candy last night.
Wednesday: Wow, Enid, that’s so cold I’ll need a sweater.
Enid: I’ll knit you a scarf to apologise.
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Kent: Can I have some?
Yoko, blank faced with a mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Kent: You guys, this can't be happening. Maybe we're all in a coma?
Bianca: Together? We're all in a coma together?
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Enid: Hey, do you wanna get lunch?
Wednesday: Oh, I already ate with Tyler, but what do you want?
Enid:
Enid: Loyalty.
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Wednesday: I am so small and bitter, I’m like a human espresso.
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Okay thats it :0 this one is even longer than the last one so well done if u made it to the end
#back again with my wednesday Tyler and enid being besties agenda#y'all will never get rid of me#mwhahahahaha#I just think they are neat#anyways#wednesday addams#tyler galpin#enid sinclair#bianca barclay#xavier thorpe#yoko tanaka#everyone else#wednesday netflix#wyler#wenclair#it feels illegal to put those tags next to each other#oh well
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Be prepared >:)
#harry potter#hp fandom#severitus#pro snape#severussnape#mwhahahahaha#in actuality tho I’m really slow at drawing and don’t have a drawing tablet- so I have no idea how long it’s gonna take to finish this#you’ll get little headcanon scraps too keep all y’all fed tho >:)
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STOP BEING SO SWEET THIS INSTANCE >:[
ARRGGGG if i had the words to thank ypu properly IT WOULD BE OVER FOR YOUUUU!!!
Genuinely, thank you so much for the birthday wishes and the lovely comments hfhfhfhfhf. Gonna explode now.
No. I don’t think I will stop.
Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎂🎊🎉🎈🎉 AND HEY EVERYONE GO WISH THEM A HAPPY BDAY
Fr though I have only said what’s TRUE! And buddy you thought I was done?
YOU FOOL!!
I ONLY STOPPED REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE 4 AM!! AND I WAS EPPY!!
THERES MORE!!!!
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they were having a great time
#another one for the low effort gallery#but the girl's face is too perfect#she's like#this is my world you're all just living in it#puppets for my own amusement#mwhahahahaha#red girls#nier automata
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @atums-apple MWAHAHAHAHAA
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I feel better now >:)
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i can NEVER make a set of two oc's without either making them gay lovers or malewife and girlboss. and i mean NEVER
#it's not on purpose i swear TvT#it's a little self indulgent though#how i wish to be a part of the malewife/girlboss dynamic#but that's not important#what's important is my silly little DRAGONBORN OC'S#I WOULD DIE FOR EITHER OF THEM#MY DEARS FRANCIS BELLAMY#AND THALIA BRIAR#THEY'RE MARRIED :D#and they have the same initials#hehehehehe#MWHAHAHAHAHA#that's enough from me i think
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dri king banana rum, eating potatoes, watching george or the jungle... why cant I find aomebody to share this with... im a catch
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Aah thank fuck for free trials am I right
#gonna get paramount for free and binge Colins show#since c5 are asshats for not showing the rest of the killing kind#gonna use them for a week then cancel#mwhahahahaha
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using ai to do my ai/machine learning homework
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i just chugged a monster so everyone is gonna see some real speed at rehearsal today
#i am everyones problem now#mwhahahahaha#jk if i ever inconvenience a person ever i want to die#anyways#monster
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Hey boss, I can't chat long because I'm on the road right now, going to t̵̨͠ḫ̴̂ě̵̥ ̵͕͘t̸̡͒ỏ̴̗w̷̩̓n̸͈͝ ̷̞̽n̵̞̈a̶͉͐m̴̭̕e̵̲̓d̶͉̈́ ̶͓̉a̷̟̓f̶̩̍t̸͙̏e̶̤͌ṟ̶͗ ̶̩̇t̶͎͑h̷̳̑ė̷̹ ̸̣̑f̶̗͌l̵̨̐o̴͆ͅŵ̴̠e̵̞͗r̵̻͆ ̵̩̊ẗ̴̬́h̸̝̊ä̸̙́t̵̩́ ̵̨̕w̵̢̔å̶̯s̸̻͋ ̷̡̾u̸͕͠s̸͓̃e̴̼̕ḋ̷̡ ̵͚͌ṫ̷̡o̷͍͑ ̴̢̛s̴̢͂t̷̹̃a̸͖̓u̶͗͜n̴̟̒c̵̻̿h̴̞̓ ̶͓̓ẗ̵̘ḧ̵̝́e̷̤͂ ̶̟͝ẃ̴̠o̶͙͆u̶͚̾ń̵̳d̵̺̑s̷̳̽ ̵̤̇ö̶̙́f̴͍͆ ̵̩̓C̶͉͐h̶̥͝r̵̥̕i̶̭̅s̸̗̀t̶̫͑ ̵͎͋. I just had to stop for a bit because my arm fell off and I had to stitch it back on after I hit a rock and I crashed my motorcycle. But I just wanted to suggest that maybe you just need something BIG. You need something that there's no way in hell that he could ever handle on his own. -☠️
Oh don’t worry, my dear friend~ I have the perfect idea~
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i will return on tumblr soon bcs i'm graduating hs soon and acads r done so i have a Lot of time on my hands for now Anyway can i just say am very proud of myself. got into the Top 1 school in my country, top campus, and a vv competitive stem course. yay 😁💝💘❤️🔥✨
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#it's hilarious bcs i got waitlisted for compsci#which i'm actually rlly proud of bcs i didn't take the exams that seriously and most of jhs was online#compsci competitive af man#but i prove my worth both online & onsite ^_^ always straight As baby! even this gr 12 LOL <3#i got into my 3rd choice (2nd choice was psych i am So glad i didn't get in i ended up not wanting it anymore. also competitive asf so i'm#ok w that) WHICH IS the best possible outcome actually bcs it Is my dream course.#i will reveal more another time tho ... >:)) Anyway am just super proud hehe. also of my twin (we both passed & all that <3) ^___^#also my friends !! barely any passed actually and even then i know only like 10-15 of ppl in my whole school who Did pass#and less so for their first choice/dream course or their preferred campus#MWHAHAHAHAHA >:))) ok i'm not shitting on anyone tho i'm just so so so proud and happy#gbye i am busy tho relaxing LMFAO i've been getting 12 hours of sleep the last 3 days. god. school was tiring af#but i'm a weirdo so it's fun B) Amen. i like saying amen despite being this rlly agnostic/atheist person LMFAOOO#upcat i love u. ty for loving me LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAO#so proud idk ig. i knew i'd make it (i hope thsi doesn't come off as pretentious) but i didn't know exactly Where#but the universe did its thing and i got into my dream school dream campus dream course#unsure abt dream school really but it's upd or not up. and also def my dream course ^_^
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I added some shit!
What am I even doing?? Looks dope tho
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