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ckamckam · 11 months
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I FUCKING LOVE MR PIBB
It's pibbin' time!
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Do all the odd numbers.
The hardest part of this was figuring out which numbers I hadn’t done yet- anyways this’ll be both of em!
1.
Ralph’s is to jump or just like violently yank away while screaming and cursing- and Pam’s is pretty much the same, with less screaming though.
3.
Ralph’s safe space is his room, he has tons of locks on the door and pretty much everything he thinks he needs, it’s like paradise for him.
Pam’s safe space is obviously the pond, but when she needs to be more secluded or alone, she goes underneath the dock (both in gator & human form)
7.
Both Ralph & Pam are very assertive, and they’ll both speak up about whatever might be bugging them or what they think isn’t right- for Ralph though, he sounds more ridiculous when he does it.
15.
For Ralph, it’s usually the stupid trenchcoat (if he’s wearing it) or the stupid grin.
For Pam (I have been told) it’s that she’s hot tall. Like, very.
19.
For Ralph, he’d consider his lowest point to be his failing to kill Carter, but he’s gotten better about it throughout the years that he’s been at the farm.
For Pam, it would probably be when she abandoned every set of kids she had, even though she feels like she’d be a bad parent she still regrets leaving them.
23.
Ralph’s favourite food is just legitimately Mr. Pibb. Motherfucker LIVES on that and he gets the Curator & Inspirator to help him get a supply of it even though that shit crazy as fuck.
Pam’s favourite food is just raw meat- mainly birds that she kills herself. But when she’s human she’s developed more of a liking for desserts, mainly anything baked by the farmhouse residents- but as a gator, she hates sweet things.
25.
Ralph finds it difficult to focus on stuff that isn’t related to what he really wants to do, mainly building or preparation or fishing, so when he does any sort of chores he usually gets Pam there to encourage or help him through them so they get done.
Pam finds it difficult to say that she really does care about people- like, unless she’s really drunk or something, she’s never gonna admit that Ralph or CJ are like her kids to her or that she genuinely likes Invasion as a person (I know, how is that possible?), she’s just gonna keep that shit inside and mask it with sarcasm.
27.
Ralph is slightly scared of kids, because he thinks they act crazy, but his bff is Ollie so he’s come around to not being terrified of them anymore. He also puts their lives above others, especially in an apocalypse situation.
Pam gets tired with caring for children, which is why she left all of hers, but she doesn’t hate them at all. She has a deep amount of love for the ones that she does know, and does what she can to show that she cares.
29.
Ralph is NOT fucking organized, he tries his best and has his own system of course, but to anybody else his room is VERY messy.
Pam is pretty organized, but that’s cause she lives in a pond so she doesn’t exactly have a lot of stuff, but she keeps the things in the pond decently organized.
33.
Ralph is only shy if a new person intimidates him, but otherwise he’s incredibly extroverted and positive. He basically always tried to befriend people unless he feels like they ‘aren’t right’.
Pam is a little friendly, but comes off as dismissive because she can go from being charming to being an oddly mean bitch really quick, but her charisma is high as fuck apparently and she’s found people to be oddly enamoured by her. She doesn’t get it, but it does feel good.
25.
For Ralph, he literally just likes when people treat him like a decent and nice person. Like just be nice and care about what talks about and he’ll like you to some degree, unless you’re really unlucky for some reason.
Pam likes people who she thinks are whiny, annoying, pathetic, or funny, but have an oddly likeable personality to her. She also likes people thay she feels ‘have pure & kind souls’. With attraction, it also helps if they’re hot in her eyes.
41.
Ralph just starts swinging and yelling, I doubt he’d hit the person half the time though.
Pam will steady herself, and then attempt to bite the person (80% of the time it works every time).
45.
Ralph is a Libra
Pam is a Pisces
47.
Ralph is overjoyed, he didn’t really get that in life, so it makes him extremely excited and you’re guaranteed to have him like you a lot and probably do something for you in return.
Pam is surprised, normally people haven’t been nice to her (she’s lived as basically an endangered animal, it’s been rough), but she’d accept it graciously and probably also give you something in return.
49.
Ralph’s biggest fear is just genuinely the zombie apocalypse, this counts as both rational (to him at least), and irrational (to everybody else). This fear drives a lot of his motivations and what he does.
Pam’s biggest (rational) fear is that everybody hates her, and large boats- those motors fuck you up. Her biggest (irrational) fear are worms, less of a fear and more of a grossness thing, she really hates how they feel and taste.
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