Texas confession???? What does that mean??? 😭

ITS A REFERENCE TO AN OLD TUMBLR POST I SAY IT ALL THE TIME

A follow-up to my question: What would be the three brothers's reactions to John Dory Joining Rock and witnessing Barb turning Branch into an Rock Zombie? And What are John Dory's feelings through the whole world tour?

i did a little sketch comic of the bros finally meeting face to face with glamrock john dory cos of this ask :] it's a very awkward reunion

i think john dory would have a lot of pretty interesting feelings through the whole world tour, in trolls 3 he's under a lot of pressure to provide from his fans and be perfect and i feel like he actually does miss his brothers but he's just a little caught up on being able to be perfect with them again instead of just letting them be themselves, and when barb says the ultimate power chord can bring them back together he thinks that can reunite brozone for good- so what if it's not pop music? it could still be perfect!

i also imagine him and barb get close during the story because barb feels a lot of pressure being queen, and shes an only child whos around branch and poppy's age, so john dory's big bro instincts just kick into OVERDRIVE and he really wants to help her succeed

the bros would probably be HEARTBROKEN seeing rock zombie branch, thats their little brother! hes not allowed to get tattoos!! </3 but john dory would probably say not to worry because they'll be joining him soon enough ;]

lemme kiss him. superna-troll. jd ynow. ynow the vibes.

i think everyone should kiss him

I just remembered a trope about The Hot One in boybands, but I can only remember James from Big Time Rush(ugh) that they took their hair care really serious, to the point of refusing letting anything touch it. And I got thinking about BroZone Bounty Hunters AU and how Bruce would be like this, but with Brandi in context like

Bruce: Don't touch the hair

Brandi: 'Disregard Bruce's warning and start scratching his scalp through his hair just to mess with him'

And then Bruce just absolutely melts

he likes it :]

I’m the supernatural-troll au does branches brothers know that he got turned into a rock zombie or do the just know about the rock apocalypse?

he tried to explain but they got the wrong idea

Where can I watch trolls 3?? Preferably legally since the people who made it (presumably) haven't done anything wrong and deserve the revenue, but I can't find it anywhere that I have? It's supposedly on peacock but I can't find it on there

i actually don’t know, it was only just released on dvd/blu ray literally Today so like. streaming distribution rights are probably a while away? Poses.

also you don’t need to care about the revenue all the artists who worked on the movie got paid already and they’ve already grossed 206 million dollars at the box office. if you have to pirate you have to pirate. it’s fine

creek is going to do a double take after he realizes he’s falling for floyd in brozone bounty

they dont realize yet.

Here's a superna-troll ask. Can JD carry/hold all 4 brothers?

easily!

Superna-Troll Floyd has two hands. For that reason I think he should be able to flirt with Hickory too.

here's how fleekory can still win.

Okay so since Creek is a monster Hunter and is trying to win Branch’s favor back because his brothers are monsters right?

Just a funny little scenario; Creek trying to be friend Floyd and gain his trust, and Floyd keeps teasing and flirting with him. Making Creek blush and try to change the subject.

Creek goes back home having a mental crisis because what the fuck was that. And now he can’t stop thinking of Floyd.

Just a funny scenario :P

the brothers aren’t a fan of his little crush

My prediction for the shimmerdory reunion. Poppy and viva convinced shimmer to talk to JD alone since she the most familiar with group due to their history.

Shimmer goes to Rhonda or the pod the bros are temporarily living in. Knocks on the door, JD answers it. In less than 300 seconds a series of events happens: JD Sees a hot woman, realizes it’s shimmer, gently closes the door, kicks the other bros out if they’re there, sets up the room with spruces candles, romantic lighting/ music, table set up for 2 with champagne glasses, opens the door in full himbo mode with a rose in his mouth, a bottle a sparkling cider in one hand and leaning on side in a seductive manner. Googles may or may not be off.

Shimmer like 🙄

LMAO I LOVE THAT. he is so ridiculous i want to throttle him

You know, what if zombie Bruce was seen by his wife and kids? What if he came up for a hug or a hello and all his kids hid behind Brandy without recognizing their father? How would Brandy react to all that???

It would hurt so bad if Barb and John Dory won, then their loving daddy and husband would never be the same.

Oh I'm going to cry, the new chapter broke me into a million little pieces. T-T

i cant actually answer if that what-if will happen in the fic yet but i did do a little doodle based off the idea :) brandy doesnt want her kids to see their daddy all mixed up

im trynna fool myself into believing hlvrai2 is actually happening and its just gordon freemans in universe streaming career on camera

ok i prolly wont be Blogging about this specific subject anymore just bc i dont feel like it but also. hear me out.

its obviously just a breaking bad gmod stream but wouldnt it be really funny if this was a dream fantasy sequence gordon was having while he was in stasis. the science team wakes him up for the hl2 arc we're never going to see and gordon is like in a cold sweat 'WHERE ARE MY WIFE AND KIDS. WHERES JESSE. WHY DO I HAVE HAIR'

I just wanted to say that I really appreciated that in your Brozone Bounty AU that Bruce still gets to be fat as an adult. He's still in the band and he's still the heartthrob and he's fat!

yeah!! him being fat was so important to me. esp since he’s always been the hottest member of brozone to me 😊

Creek, pointing at JD: Him seriously?

Shimmer: You’re not much better yourself.

Creek, holding Floyd’s hand: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

BAHAHAHHAAA both think the other has terrible taste i love that

I’m so glad someone else agrees with me about cartoon character Benrey. In a world where there has been increased interest in drawing the characters with a billion line textures like their models, I am of the opinion that a good Benrey design is one that uses as few shapes as possible. The platonic ideal of a Benrey design is an Among Us imposter

mon dieu !