#most normal behavior: saying fernando is napoleon coded
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The true old man fucker behavior is simping over historical figures
#fernando alonso this mark webber that 🥱🙄#arthur wellesley 1st duke of wellington 😍😍😍#im so sorry#i just have these weird moments when im in a museum or when im looking at Wikipedia#and im looking at some historical figure like 'why he kinda 😳'#you guys know my weird obsession with napoleon i digress#i wanted to see who was on the other side for Waterloo bcs au ideas and all that#and why he kinda 🫣🫣🫣#also Napoleon II was kinda a twink hehehe#and pls tell me why i was reading Napoleon's wikipedia and kinda being 🤭 over him#ngl in the personality/image section of his wikipedia theres a lot of nando coded stuff#such as:#surrounding himself with taller men that called him affectionate nicknames abt his height. okay. whore.#AND ALSO#'he had to win at everything he attempted' that is literally almost verbatim what nando said abt himself in his documentary#please someone stop me from making a quote comparison post about that#most normal behavior: saying fernando is napoleon coded#but seriously i think their personalities are not that different#in the au i think nando would be napoleon actually bcs of renault and bcs of the thematic similarities#would being in McHonda and then his retirement be being sent to Saint Helena?#....is Aston Martin the Waterloo before Elba.......#the parallels are paralleling!#just wanted to joke about my weirdness abt historical figures and then gave my thesis abt Napoleon = Fernando#i apologize(thats a lie)#catie.rambling.txt
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