#mortal enemy and murdered everyone i once held dear only to be captured by the raid by my pissed-off sister and have my eyes gouged out by
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Mark, after Jean-Luc offers to defect to him:
Tagging @hey-its-zezzy because no one else is going to understand this
#i can just imagine how fuckface mcbastard and douchebag mcshitlord met#mark: ah it sure is nice to be able to enjoy my coffee in peace with the knowledge that the gawain alliance hasn't existed for 400 years#jean-luc materialising out of a bush in all his rat-like glory: are you sure about that#true friendship is plotting to murder 1000 people with your mortal enemy#everyone lowkey hates jean-luc because he's from the gawain alliance originally but hey the bossman gave him money so it's chill#and then he just gets locked away in a prison for 16 years after his daughter gouges his eyes out#where did it all go so wrong?#(it was the murder)#this must seem really weird to everyone who has never had the misfortune of hearing me blabber on about my ocs but i cant help it i love thm#mark and jean-luc had such a good villain bros(tm) dynamic tho#like for some inexplicable reason mark actually likes this sorry sack of human flesh? maybe because he's vile#but yea everyone hating jean-luc and being freakishly loyal to mark is so funny#random gac member: why must jean-luc be in all these meetings can we not get rid of this human incarnation of a rubbish bin pls#mark: no. the rubbish bin is right. he is now rubbish BOSS#jean-luc: ah yes. this decision was in no way shape or form a bad one#jean-luc has such a weird backstory tho#'my wife's sister started going out with the leader of my clan's son and every time i saw him i was so overcome with rage at my own lack of#personal power that i betrayed our whole alliance to the inescapable mega-alliance obsessed with killing people they don't like andconspired#to destroy the one remaining rebel alliance and so i poison the leader whose son i was friends with and became better friends with our#mortal enemy and murdered everyone i once held dear only to be captured by the raid by my pissed-off sister and have my eyes gouged out by#my daughter so i wouldn't be able to see anything i could betray to the GA anymore. so anyways i'm betraying them to the GA again after 16#years of imprisonment how was your day'#it sounds really weird when you say it out loud but fuck it#hey wait isn't jean-luc just a really edgy tory
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