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ninjakitty6252 · 1 month

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Headcannon: Zane and Pixal like children (Although they view the MiniPix Seven as a daughter, Zane has no working sperm and Pixal doesn’t have ovaries so they are infertile but plan to eventually build children by hand one day) and most children are ether Fascinated with them or a little scared of them. But children will be like: what are you made out of? What’s your life like? How did you get so big? (Zane and Pix respond with eating their vegetables and drinking their milk) How can a robot have powers? How can you have feelings? Can I touch your hair? (Kids like to run their fingers through Pixal’s surprisingly soft hair) They will also sometimes climb on them so Zane and Pix will get on their knees so if the kids fall it’s not too bad. Once they were on a mission to another village with the rest of the team and the villagers warned Zane and Pix that the children might be afraid of them as they have little to no technology. So Zane and Pix use their human cloaks (I imagine Zane is blond with blue eyes and pale skin while Pix is a lighter coffee shade of black skin with vitiligo matching her purple details, black hair, and green eyes) and Zane’s cloak malfunctions so Pixal takes Zane to the side to fix it and the kids see these two robots and are FASCINATED by them! They ask them questions, try on Pixal’s helmet, tackle them (they let the kids win on purpose saying things like: Oh no! The Titanium Ninja/Samurai X has been defeated by your superior might!) and the children end up making them flower crowns, braiding Pixal’s hair, getting their hands on their weapons (Zane was like: Be careful little ones! Those Shuriken’s are quite sharp!) The rest of the team find the two nindriods giggling alongside the children. Zane and Pix hand their weapons to their teammates so the children don’t hurt themselves. After the mission both the kids and the nindriods are sad to leave but Zane and Pixal occasionally stop by for a quick visit. As for the children who are afraid, When children are afraid of them, Zane and Pix will slowly remove their mask/helmet, put their weapons on the ground (trying to seem less threatening) give them a warm smile and get on their knees. Then they’ll let the children approach them at their own pace. (They are giant metal people, they understand how a child might find them frightening!)

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ninjamelissajulien · 3 months

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Rewatching Crystalized after a long time- here are my thoughts.

The first third isn’t bad (season 1), honestly it’s still funny

Fugidove you weirdo (affectionate)

I still hate the mayor/the new ninja/ronin

Pythor you bitch (derogatory)

Nya my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Skylor my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Pixal my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Mechanic you motherfucker

HARUMI MY BELOVED CHILD YOUVE RETURNED TO ME

I hate how they changed the overlords voice, rebooted was the best version

I think the overlord intercepted harumi’s soul while it was on its way to the departed realm. Overlord can never truly die, so he’s stuck in an ethereal void. That’s why no one else was around

Harumi, my beloved scrimbly, your body was literally crushed and probably impaled by rebar and concrete

Oni temple still ugly as shit

“Fall of the monastery” is homophobic because my favorite girls got the shit kicked out of them and I’m gay so it’s homophobic

Also Pythor is misogynistic like bro Nya saved your ass from wohira

Also mechanic is misogynistic

Fantastic fights tho

MINI PIXES

I love the minipix 7 saved her mama first 🥹

We did not need the fakeout death for Nya

I love the samurai x mech and Nya’s Sam x outfit

I think they took off the overeffect on pixals voice in Darkness within - that just gave Crystalized extra bonus points in my book

Lloyd dangling sideways is so stupid but funny

Ok but like that wasn’t the last time you fought, technically that was the SECOND to last time shitlord, Zane killed you last time lmao

The coming 👀 of the king

But they didn’t lose??? They killed you???

Golden master was better tbh

Ah, the ugliest fortress in the entire series

Uglyass motherfucker

Harumi my scrimbly

Harumi really be like I hate you but maybe we could be friends but also no I despise you but maybe???

ACAB

Harumis such a brat- I love her so much

GARMADON RETURNS

Garmadon is the funniest motherfucker

The fact that they didn’t get to fully acknowledge Harumi and Garmadon is a missed opportunity

Christofern is an innocent victim

Mechanic motherfucker I want you to die

I forgot about Zane’s head trauma reverting him to the ice emperor. Such a missed opportunity

MISAKO MY BELOVED!!!!!

T*mmy fuck off

Pixal being a badass like usual. Queen!!!!

They put her effect back over her voice

JESUS CHRIST ZANE

ronin redeeming himself 🫡

Pythor you annoying bitch

SKYLOR YOU ARE A QUEEN I’d let you punch me any day

When skylor put her hand on Cole’s head, his scar was glowing

Skylor god I love you

Kai you got trauma we need to discuss

RACER 7 aka BLAZY H. SPEED!!!!!

I would burn everything for Pixal

Jennifer you say the word and I would kill for you

THE PIXANE SPIN

“You brought me back.”

Pixal has the coolest mechs because she deserves it

Garmadon sprint past, screeching, with a barrel is my favorite

“Uh oh? What does uh oh mean?” A callback to season 13 💙

“Pet plant” Lloyd that’s your brother have some respect

I’m gonna be honest- I forgot the overlord was the literal threat this season 😭😭😭

Why do the dragonites have tits????

I literally still can’t believe they have to “jump up kick back whip around and spin”

And the reveal was when the paper was “fold” ed you motherfuckers

Why did the coolest form of the overlord come TWO EPISODES AT THE END

Coles crew showed up

VANIA MY BELOVED SCRIMBLY

MINIPIX

MAYA EDNA BENTHO LOU (💔)

SALLY YOU QUEER QUEEN

Dragon form is literally so dope tho

I’m still not a fan of the “plot twist” with the overlord x devourer

Anyways KICK HIS ASS HARUMI GO BABY GIRL GO

Mechanic shut the fuck up honestly

OKINO

Cole mocking Vangelis is so fucking funny

It hurts to see Lou honesty knowing he’ll never speak again

ADAM

VANIA MY BELOVED

Is it me or is Kai really handsome in his dragon form

Cole and Vania’s hug 🥹

PIXANE SPIN 2.0

Oni Lloyd my beloved

ROTSM 2: Electric Boogaloo

I like to think that it is the ninjas spirits that protected Lloyd and defeated the overlord, not a golden power

Inner Steel is a good song shut up

Overall honestly not a bad season, has some hiccups and missed opportunities but not as bad as I think it’s judged

#ninjago

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