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#might not be good for alastor tho like he seemed kinda fucked up after the fight
oh-allie · 3 months
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(HH phase post 3) I WAS TOO FUNNY TO BE MAKING JOKES ABOUT HAZBIN HOTEL...
guys are we thinking that, cause its been confirmed that demons CAN be redeemed (with sir penis) are we thinking that adam is in hell now ?? I ACTUALLY REALLY HOPE SO 💔 he was too cunty to die <\3 he is THE dickmaster, THE misogynist, THE man, and his nuts DID create all of humanity 🙁
well he mightve been the first dickmaster but lucifer was obviously the best because jeez dude your chick got stolen twice by the same guy 💔
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(understandable i am in the process of selling my soul to him he is my wife)
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memospacexx · 3 months
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Part 2!!part 1 is one my page :p
After that (stupid) song with St.Peter, Charlie and Vaggie were exploring heaven before they had to go to their meeting, however their minds were still stuck on one particular thing
Vaggie squeezed the doll in her hand and it gave out a little squeek, a weak one however, it seemed to be worn down by time
“Why would he out of everyone have business with an angel?” She scoffed at her girlfriend who was still thinking “maybe its someone he once knew? But i never thought alastor would be that type…” charlie hummed
Vaggie was about to speak when an angel, who suspiciously looked like a deer tapped her shoulder
“Excuse me miss i think you guys dropped this” the deer like angel said and held out a drawing , one of the many charlie brought with her
Before this, Charlie wanted to ask St. Peter about this [Y/N] but they were swept away with the song
As if on instinct ,Vaggie reached out her hand, the one that was holding the toy “I think this is yours” she mumbled in confusion, she herself didnt know why she said that or why shes handing out the toy.. but it felt. Right.
The angels eyes widened and they accidentally dropped the paper before snatching the toy
“How did you find this?” They asked in amazement “this was my toy when i was alive! My father got me this” they smiled, looking at the toy with tears welling up in their eyes
Father? No..no way! But they suspiciously looked alot like him…even with the red. “Father?” vaggie asked “Uhm..- whats your fathers name?” charlie tries
“Oh his name? His name was Alastor! He was one of the.. no he was THE best Radio host ever” they say, excited to speak about their father
“Alastor _____, im [Y/N_____, im his kid, I always wanted to be a radio host too but i kinda died before i could do so… Well i am here tho! I like to think he would be proud” they rambled, not noticing the two demons looked dazed
“And-“ but before they could finish , another angel who looked the same age as them grabbed their shoulder “ [Y/N, come onnn lets go! That cafe might be packed “ he whined, leaning on the other angels shoulder playfully
This seemed to of snapped them out their ramble and quickly nodded
“Of course- lets go” they turned to the two demons before leaving
“I…i know hes down there. I know hes not a good person but he was a good father,he was good to me. please, pleass give him this” the angel took off one of their 3 necklaces, it looked rusted and worn down
It had a radio as its design
“Send him my greetings?” They smiled before flying away with the boy
“What the fuck just happened.” Charlie says
She turned to vaggie with furrowed brows “did that just happen?”
“Yes…?” Vaggie responded, unsure , before picking up the drawing the angel accidentally dropped
Well
That was quite the turn of events
“Guess thats what he meant by ‘you’ll know when you find them’” vaggie mumbled, but smiled, even for alastor, this was really sweet. Shockingly
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anatomical-puppet · 3 years
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Mmkay so time to combine Childhood Hyperfixation with Now Hyperfixation, Heartless characters as Greek gods >:]
(These aren’t based on any particular interpretations of the gods and don’t necessarily adhere to the gods’ roles in the myths btw. Just going off aesthetics here)
Heartless: Thanatos because Haha Get It He’s Dead
Alchemy: Aphrodite!! They are all about love, babey, whether it be for other people or yourself! Also they’re hot as fuck and I don’t think I need to explain myself on this one
Flint: Apollo. Only because of the sun thing. That Is The Only Reason sjdbdj
Eira: Athena. Takes battle very seriously and is generally more logic-oriented than his companions. Closed-off at first but warms up once you get to know him better
Doppel/Glass: Hermes! Primarily because he’s the god of thievery, but also because I just think Hermes has Fun Twink Energy and that fits Doppel and Glass quite well in my opinion
River: Persephone! She Love Plants!!! That’s like. My only reasoning lmao. She Just Likes Plants A Whole Lot
Alastor: I’m tempted to just go Hades on this one because it seems like the obvious answer, but I don’t actually know if it fits him? He’s kinda tricky compared to the rest, I’ll get back to you on this one
Dock: Phobos, god of fear. He’s just scary. That’s all I’ve got
Lorelei: Demeter. Temperamental and way more powerful than people might assume at first glance. Very scary. Likes flowers, tho
Bandy: Dolos, minor god of deception and trickery. He do a little prank, bastard man, what crimes will he commit next?
Diana: Artemis. I mean, c’mon. You knew this was coming. She’s literally named after her (kinda). She Shoot Real Good, Love The Moon
Lance: Ares. He’s Gonna Fight You So Fucking Hard, You Don’t Even Understand How Hard He’s Gonna Fight You Right Now
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