Wanna make a hypothetical kid with me?

"We've already hypothetically made at least three before accepting that we're more likely to spawn entire litters and that taking in an orphan, likely not Cybertronian, would be better. Could never really decide on names apart from Percival, Reign, and Regime - the first one we ended up scrapping entirely. We did come up with pseudonyms for ourselves in the process, so not a futile exercise."

"And - better than Jonathan, at least. I had to reason with Deszaras for her name to be Megazaras before he and I both forgot she hypothetically existed and he decided to call every last one of his creations by that accursed human name."

Just to show you I don't hate you that much, happy birthday faker I don't know how Mom Daddy nooooo.