#meanwhile the master is daydreaming about eating rose and leaving one of her shirts on the doctor’s doorstep like a terrible cat | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

quietwingsinthesky · 5 months

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rose and the master CANNOT get along because if they put their powers together for more than five minutes, they would actually be able to force an “I love you” out of the doctor for both of them, and if that happens, the universe will explode.

#if they did it would work though. it would.#the thing is that i think rose ‘i took pity on a dalek’ tyler would be up for helping with a master redemption arc.#if not for one problem: he is so annoying.#you put the master the doctor and rose inside the tardis together and what you get is the doctor going :) good. all in one place. now we #just never get separated ever again and everything will be fine.#meanwhile the master is daydreaming about eating rose and leaving one of her shirts on the doctor’s doorstep like a terrible cat #while rose is daydreaming about opening the tardis up again so that she can rearrange the master’s atoms. maybe into a potted plant.#that way the doctor gets to keep him around but he can’t do anything and he’s quiet.#time and space’s most dysfunctional polycule

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