#me: dude you can't test positive for what they do from fucking a crackhead
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Guy wanted to waste a half hour in court trying to explain his positive cocaine test was only because he had been fucking a crackhead all weekend, and certainly not because he had been smoking crack with her. Oh no. No sir, not him.
#in the next meeting I am like yo what the fuck was that man wasting our time#me: dude you can't test positive for what they do from fucking a crackhead#yanno if you're fucking her and ahe wants smoke you're right there to have some with her#I don't need fo explain this in words because I already know his story#the 30 beer a day beer habit#I've seen those symptoms#fuck that's gross#hi how are you hello back#hi how are you doing...are you still dancing (echo echo Enoch)#me just....just let me gaze upon your beauty for a second#I put a pentagram on her chest#it seemed appropriate#look with me it doesn't matter#I project everything anyway....uh...more or less#it's like making a sim in a way and then jumping in and being like ok this is good they are not#although obtuse it is an us versus them mentality but they never had a chance against us...ever#you can never speak of course but if you eve..r#leave the sims in a house with nothing but drugs and each other#make them poop in the corner fucking animals#feline#it is such a word#female of course#but it is all confusing on that spectrum to me but it doesn't matter#you're making memes about hostess with mostess trading for cream pies#twinkies....they would survive all radiation#in some world the characters are dancing like hot diggity dog or something(local reference)
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