#me now: [rattling the bars of my cage] THE EILANDER FAMILY!!!!!! PLEASE TALK TO ME ABT THE EILANDER FAMILY
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there is absolutely zero (read: like, idk, 30 posts?) fan content for margaret eilander, which is a crime,
#libra.txt#is it really? no#but she's still an interesting character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#me before october: ugh rusty lake paradise was so weird and gross and i don't like anybody there#me now: [rattling the bars of my cage] THE EILANDER FAMILY!!!!!! PLEASE TALK TO ME ABT THE EILANDER FAMILY#like okay yeah sure there really isn't much of anything to go off of abt most of them#sure we know they become the hotel guests. whatever#(except: mrs pigeon leads into some of my thoughts abt margaret so!)#BUT HHHHHHNGH THE EILANDERS..........#awful people all of them <3#like. idk. margaret is just kinda fun to think abt sometimes#woman who's chill with her (eldest?) son plotting to kill his family#chill abt her youngest son dying. chill abt feeding him diseased meat.#[paused to look up when burgers were invented]#she gets carried away by a giant locust and doesn't particularly care#woman was so chill abt everything#but uhhhh personal headcanon that she had other children but killed them <3#i think she (and perhaps her unnamed husband) also had a deep interest in the lake#and due to not fully understanding it + the day of the lake she sacrificed her eldest child(ren)#which is part of why nicholas is so messed up (trauma!)#but they still believe that a sacrifice could bring them enlightenment#(and it's kinda open-ended on what happened to them after jakob became mr owl)#(sure we see them as guests in hotel but. those /can't/ be the exact same people. mrs pigeon is confirmed 39 years old#and margaret HAS to be older than that for jakob (21) to be her eldest grandson)#and with mrs pigeon electrocuting the young bird in hotel (and the rest of the mistreatment and malpractise in her research)#i feel pretty comfortable saying she'd be chill with killing her children too#anyway. more evil old WOMEN. come on. hashtag evil feminism
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