#me (already rewriting the bayverse timeline in my brain to reverse this horseshit): NO. CUT THE CAMERAS. DEADASS | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tachyon-omlette · 2 years

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okay. I've been rewatching the Bay movies with my mom. because they are what introduced me and my mom to transformers, and we still have something of a soft spot for them.

we had not seen the fifth movie before.

the first four were alright. the first one felt like an action movie in a good way, though we watched it on a corrupted disc from the library. the second one could've been better. the third one was impressive in its enormity. the fourth was alright, if a bit dystopic

but the fifth one. oh, the fifth one.

we had to stop watching halfway through because, despite my excitement for Unicron, the mythos was butchered so badly and the editing and storyline were such utter shit we couldn't get through twenty minutes at a time without one or both of us needing a break, whether to process (my mom) or to scream (me)

#ohh my god. i am so fucking angry and exhausted #anthony hopkins: one day... unicron’s horns will rise.. to fight the mad goddess quintessa #me (already rewriting the bayverse timeline in my brain to reverse this horseshit): NO. CUT THE CAMERAS. DEADASS #wig. wig if you're reading this. you were right. you were right and i should have listened #hell may hath no fury like a woman scorned but a woman scorned hath no fury like a slighted transformers fan #i am not an aspiring robot mythos buff for no reason. i can fix this. i can. i will rewrite bayverse if it fucking kills me

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