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blookmallow · 4 years

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so it turns out dangan ronpa’s School Mode is Not At ALL what i was expecting lmao

togami didnt wanna do karaoke with me :(

i thought it was just the free time events but there’s actually this whole convoluted AU backstory where monokuma gathers everyone to make The Announcement but then suddenly realizes he doesn’t have any backups and can’t possibly start the “real school life” without them, so everyone’s gotta help make more monokuma bots instead

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

all the free time events are still the same as they would be in the regular game though so they kind of. fluctuate between knowing about the killing game and not knowing lmao

SO THEN THERES THIS WHOLE ABSOLUTE CHAOTIC MESS OF A CRAFTING MINIGAME :’) i legitimately thought this was a joke at first and im still not sure they didn’t make these menus look as absolutely confusing as possible on purpose

its not actually terribly difficult to figure out once you mess with it a while, essentially characters can either be assigned to cleaning or searching for supplies, the different areas are marked with what supplies you can get in them, if you dont let people rest when their energy gets low they collapse and cant work for a few days

like in theory i think i understand it but after the first couple tasks i just could NOT get enough materials no matter what i did so i have no IDEA how you’re supposed to go about this. i got it down to only two characters cleaning per day and still couldn’t get enough things. i do Not understand

im losing it at the little working sprites though look at them.... look at ishimaru with his little broom

everyone gets a pick axe when they’re gathering supplies for some reason (gotta... mine those textbooks out of the library. i guess) except asahina has like. a little shovel or something and i do not know why

sometimes characters get Super Energized for the day look at chihiro

out of CONTROL

VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT CLEANING

i fuckign killed yamada on accident like 3 times :’ )

you dont really have a hp bar or anything you just have like. “red” (high energy) / “yellow” (low energy) and blue/exhausted and most characters were fine working on days they were at yellow (they’d just have to rest the next day) but....yamada,

(i also killed hagakure on accident dont worry about it) the sleeping sprites are also rly cute but they felt the need to accentuate pixel asahina’s breasts for no reason. let her live

look at sakura’s level up sprite tho shes so happy......

yea

i m fuckign losing it this looks like something id write to mock him but this is a real thing byakuya togami actually said to me

i got all the pieces for this one and it ended up being whatever the fuck that is lmao i dont know if thats my fault somehow or if it just turns out like that nm what

then every day after the working minigame you get a free time session, where you can do the usual free time events BUT IT ALSO HAS

THIS THING?? WHERE YOU CAN GO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE AROUND THE SCHOOL WHICH IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING THAN THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT??

ive actually seen some of the dialogue from these before but didnt know where it was/etc... every location has three dialogue options for naegi to suggest and every character responds differently i could potentially spend like, the rest of my life doing this,

i brought leon everywhere and then just started picking people at random after that (and i still havent done Every dialogue option with leon, just. one at each location)

leon... really likes naegi and it is very, very cute

i asked him about piercings and he got really fired up about giving naegi a makeover

he also gets very excited about capsule toy machines

monokuma is also just like, hanging out in the main hall with everyone else,

you can’t go on events with him but you can talk to him :’) he gives you a rating score thing for how much everyone likes you so far

can you TELL who was my first priority :’ )

i think this is based on the “trip tickets” scenes and not the free time event scenes bc i checked it again a little later

ishimaru SHOT up just from like, cleaning the library with me, and im upset,

meanwhile i did a bunch of asahina events and hers didnt go up at all

im dying though look at togami

i dont know how i even managed that one heart maybe its just a pity heart bc im trying so hard lmao i took him on several trip dates trying to figure out ANYTHING he responds positively to but i cant remember any other than the karaoke thing. i remember i took him to the dining hall and he was like “why would i care about cooking. chefs prepare food. thats how it works. im byakuya togami” and i remember taking him to the library but i forget what happened there. i think i suggested checking the back room and hes like “no, Commoners Like You aren’t prepared for that kind of thing” so mayb he gave me a heart for letting him show off how better than me he is or something

i m sorry does celeste have a fucking coffin in her room

goals

naegi likes video games, ishimaru does not understand the concept of things existing for purposes other than studying

#lucy plays dr

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