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biillys · 2 years

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future modern au after they've moved back to california etc etc where max is a fucking incredible tattoo artist and billys that 'tattooing myself everyday for a year' guy from tiktok and the shittier the tattoo the more max loses her absolute shit at him

#billy starting that account cos he asked max for a free tattoo and max told him to get fucked #so billy was like. ill do it myself then fuck you #and max was like you cant draw for shit???? good luck lmao #anyway they came to a deal of if billy tattoos himself every single day for a year then max will do the damn sleeve he wants.#max genuinely hoping he wasn't dumb enough to give himself three hundred and sixty five pure shit tattoos in exchange for one decent one #and then the tattoo gun comes in the mail and billys like oh Fuck yeah! day one babey!#max; watching billy spill the ink fucking everywhere then give himself literally the WORST tattoo of the mcdonalds sign:#jesus christ what the Fuck is wrong with you #billy; genuinely pretty fucking pleased with how it turned out considering hes working upsidedown and he didnt bother with a trace:#check it the fuck out shitbird. fuckin rad #max; squinting at the tattoo after having to look away becos she physically Could Not watch:#u realise not even i could fix this right? like its Bad billy #anyway by day 20 max is out of fucks to give and by day 110 shes more stressed about the ink wastage and not billys Fucked Up legs #and by day 160 shes like. actively encouraging him.#and then at the end of the year when she does tattoo his arm like requested shes like #this is fucking shit billy. youre gonna have an entire professionally done sleeve and then the rest of ur body looks. like That.#anyway! would especially love billy to do the 'permannant' tattoo from that guys tiktok cos it made me lol #m #text

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