i thought i'd be slick and make the dream guardian in my astarion playthrough my tav who romanced him, and accidentally hurt my own feelings...

bonus:

tried to make a cunty non-binary beefcake, made tiefling pearl harbour era josh hartnett instead, fuck it we ball

oh fucking hell, if i knew we were going to accidentally visit her dead parents i would have changed us out of our circus hooker outfits. sorry karlach i can't hear your emotional distress over the sound of astarion's infernal succubus gimp harness jingling in the background. i'm sure they would have loved your metal battle bikini though, the way your entire left arsecheek is swangin in the breeze would make any parents proud. jesus fucking wept.

you just know i was sucking those things down like an octopus mukbang

i love it when they pan to a crowd shot and it's so "spot the anime protag and his friends"

i ended up picking astarion over him but there's not a day that goes by where i don't think about this size difference

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Fluff, Gore, Graphic Self-Mutilation, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Game Summary:

“That was wicked,” Astarion said, brimming with satisfaction. His cheeks had a suggestion of a blush about them; his eyes were hazy, happy, locked on to Marionyx. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you enjoy playing with your food almost as much as I do.”

“Perhaps,” Marionyx said coyly, “Or perhaps I just enjoy the way you look at me when I indulge your little games.”

- They say vampires can't feel love, only obsession - but it doesn't matter. Neither of them had ever been able to tell the difference anyway.

romancing astarion as a morally questionable bard is just morticia and gomez for theatre fags with cptsd

honestly making my oc playlists and i think marionyx's could just be the entire wild beast's limbo panto album. unfortunately even one (1) of these song would make the average person explode instantly upon being exposed to it without adequate warning on a random playlist. and i dont even mean that in a "it's too Cool for you" way, the bloke sounds like an otamatone that was haunted by the ghost of the worlds gayest most english most gin-soaked pirate-themed victorian vaudeville act being chased by bees while wearing a remote controlled vibrator directly against his prostate. and that's a bit full on for some folk, occasionally including myself.

they're literally so so pretty...non-binary tavs using the biggest body type lemme hear you make some noise...

(he/they)

oughhhhhh i wanna replay as marionyx so bad but 1) i want to mod him and i'm not allowed to bc i have to play on someone else's pc and they said no, 2) i STILL haven't finished my durge (anthrael) pt or my astarion pt, and 3) i kinda want to wait to see if there will be any sort of "definitive" edition or whatever and play that with marionyx instead

I'm visiting family and I'm bored cuz I'm the last one awake, send asks/NSFW/thoughts/headcanons/char questions/etc pls?