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notcaycepollard · 2 years

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I posted 694 times in 2021

99 posts created (14%)

595 posts reblogged (86%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 6.0 posts.

I added 163 tags in 2021

#sambucky - 39 posts

#tfatws - 35 posts

#tfaws - 22 posts

#fic - 19 posts

#stackie - 11 posts

#bucky barnes - 8 posts

#mcu - 8 posts

#joaquin torres - 7 posts

#fic rec - 7 posts

#morning reblog - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 119 characters

#you are wise enigmatic beyond this nonsense completely uninterested in societal norms. a goth icon a beloved harbinger.

My Top Posts in 2021

When Bucky's libido shows back up, it's basically proof that his life is cursed.

Like, obviously, hooray that his dick works again, it's been a long fuckin’ road (and a long road of no fucking, his brain helpfully adds) but—Jesus, fuck, Hydra really are just dedicated to making his life a misery in every possible way, even years down the track, because it turns out there's some operant conditioning Bucky did not know about until now.

Specifically: he can't fuckin’ come unless someone's giving him the order.

hello darlings here is some sambucky for you, please enjoy knowing that this very nearly got titled ‘it’s a love story baby just say (yes)’

176 notes • Posted 2021-05-05 08:06:37 GMT

I would def argue that two of the top five flirtiest things said in tfatws are said by Torres to Sam

1. And he speaks Arabic! Can you say that again?

2. I’m a bizarrely wise man, Sam

Just saying

Bucky, flipping a knife with casual intent: you think you've got what it takes to be Captain America's cute twink sidekick? I made that role, you little shit

Sam: Buck you're not a twink anymore, you've got facial hair and muscles and shit

Bucky: twink is a state of mind

Bucky, holding eye contact with Torres: and if this cute little baby wants to duke it out with me about who gets to date you, he'd better be ready for some pain

Sam, sighing: Bucky, we've been married for over a year

243 notes • Posted 2021-04-28 01:31:44 GMT

i wish you would write a fic where where bucky loves pop girlies (taylor, dua, demi, halsey, doja cat, etc.) bc the drama of their songs resonates with him sm. he hasn't felt anything in like a 100 years so everything feels like So Much

Sam was just looking for the fanvids, that's all.

The kids want to show him something on Tiktok—it's a trend, apparently, Sam is a trend, and also how did the world kind of end for five years and Tiktok still exists, he kind of figured it'd be one of those flash in the pan social media apps but here it is, still going strong—and they're scrolling through Sam's For You page, impatient.

"You can just use the tag," Cass says, "AJ, come on, lemme do it."

"No, I swear, I can find it—yeah, see?"

"Wait," Sam says. "Go back one? Was that—"

"Oh, yeah," AJ says, clearly bored. "Uncle Bucky is real popular, he does all the old dance memes. Look, look, see? This one is the best Cap account. They even have their own shield and wings."

Uncle Bucky does all the old dance memes, Sam thinks to himself, and unfortunately knows deep in his heart he'll be looking that up again later.

It—Christ. Lord Almighty. It's even worse than Sam thought, he's—he wears his fucking combat leathers, he grins at the camera and says okay so the choreo on this one, fuck me, it's harder than catching a knife and flipping it, but I'll give it a go.

The next video is a response to a comment: OMG PLEASE SHOW US HOW YOU CAN FLIP KNIVES, and Bucky is grinning even more broadly, one of his wickedly sharp blades balanced between two fingers.

Don't say I never give you anything, he says, and flicks his fingers, sends the knife spinning up into the air.

He's—he's dancing to Say So, and it should be stupid but it's just stupid-hot. Stupid-hot, fuck, and he—he did the WAP choreography, Sam is going to jerk off until he dies and it's going to be the fault of James Barnes grinding his hips and humping the floor to this stupid Cardi B shit.

He scrolls back up to the top, notices the most recent video: looks like a screenshot of Sam, what the fuck? Clicks into it.

You want me, his phone plays, tinny, as on screen the grainy video version of Sam winks at the camera—fuck, he remembers doing that, it wasn't a wink at the camera but at Bucky saying hey, smile for the kids—and then the video cuts to Bucky's face. Lying in bed, looks like; his hair is soft and tousled and Sam can see the chain of his dog tags in the hollow of his throat. I want you, baby, he mouths, and Sam is going to fucking murder Bucky, murder him, because there are three hundred thousand comments and all of them are OH MY GOD ARE CAP AND BUCKY DATING 🥺🥺🥺

346 notes • Posted 2021-04-26 22:14:35 GMT

it's Friday and I don't wanna do work so tell me in the tags:

your coffee at home

your coffee at a cafe

your regular starbucks order

your indulgent starbucks order

788 notes • Posted 2021-05-06 21:19:43 GMT

can u believe that we saw the promo clips of sam and bucky in that therapy session and we were all like "haha like couples therapy" and then the show was like: yes, just like that, in fact

942 notes • Posted 2021-03-28 09:31:56 GMT

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