confession: i never read tomorrow when the war began as a youth because i thought ‘tomorrow when the war began’ was such a grammatically stupid sentence.

tagged by @casbabes (I still can’t believe you recognize me)

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 10 people

— what was your last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: a friend

3. text message: “not really 😅” to a friend asking if I want to call s/o for her

4. song you listened to: Feel Invincible by Skillet

5. time you cried: this night (not bad though, just watched a Love, Simon trailer)

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: no

7. kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. been cheated on: no

9. lost someone special: only if pets count

10. been depressed: I don’t think so

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

— fave colours

12. Green

13. Black

14. Rainbow

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes

16. fallen out of love: no

17. laughed until you cried: oh hell yes

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes

19. met someone who changed you: spontaneously I’d say no

20. found out who your friends are: not sure, it’s always changing I guess

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: no

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all of them except for the skam fam

23. do you have any pets: a cat (Bellamy)

24. do you want to change your name: no

25. what did you do for your last birthday: just went swimming at the same place as always, with the same people as always, then went home and cooked potatoes with them

26. what time did you wake up today: 10:20am (yey easter break)

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: I was either on ao3 or watching love simon trailers

28. what is something you can’t wait for: become good at Russian (and Norwegian and Rumanian and Spanish and ...), meet queer real life friends/people, see love simon, lose some weight

30. what are you listening to right now: nothing but it’s lightly raining outside and there’s some birds

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: if thomas counts

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: my German professor, forced cheerfulness during holidays

33. most visited website: tumblr

34. hair colour: blonde

35. long or short hair: long, I should probably cut a few centimeters again

36. do you have a crush on someone: I’m not sure? (help)

37. what do you like about yourself: my cat, my eyes and that I stopped caring about what strangers and friends might think about me so much

38. want any piercings: nah

39. blood type: A pos.

40. Nicknames: jess, jessi, pommes, regenwurm

41. relationship status: single af

42. sign: leo

43. pronouns: she

44. fave tv show: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

45. tattoos: none, not sure if I want one or some

46. right or left handed: right

47: ever had surgery: no, just a small removal once

48. piercings: my ears are pierced but I never wear earrings anymore

49. sport: swimming, and zumba when I’m at uni

50. vacation: there’s so many places I want to see someday

51. trainers: ???

— more general

52. eating: trying to eat healthy

53. Drinking: water, usually

54. i’m about to watch: Love, Simon (at the end of fucking june because austria)

55. waiting for: more good queer representation, my brain to stop fucking around, a book I ordered, trump to get impeached, fpö/övp to resign/forced to resign

56. want: real life queer friends, more time to read, to be fluent in multiple languages, my cat to live forever, my friends to be happy

57. get married: I’m not sure but also that’s a billion years away so no worries

58. career: I hope I’ll be able to make a living by translating

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: who? what? context?

62. older or younger:  who? what? context?

63. nice arms or stomach: arms all the way (have you seen gal gadot’s arms?)

64. hookup or relationships: relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: if you mean me, hesitant but I’d like to be a troublemaker sometimes

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no

67. drank hard liquor: yes

68. turned someone down: only if third grade counts

69. sex on first date: no

70: broken someone’s heart: not that I know of

71. had your heart broken: luckily no

72. been arrested: no

73. cried when someone died: you should have seen me when my dog had to be put down

74. fallen for a friend: in love? no. a crush? definitely.

— do you believe in

75. yourself: more than I used to, I’ll get there.

76. miracles: not really but similarly I also don’t believe in god but love stories about Greek and Norse gods so

77. love at first sight: no, how can you be in love with someone you don’t know

78. santa claus: no

79. angels: no

— misc

80. eye colour: ?? blue-gray-ish with brown spots

81. best friend’s name: cyllum, misl

82. favourite movie: Wonder Woman, Schuh des Manitu, Love Simon will probably join

83. favourite actor: do you want a list or? (the main cast of B99 and Black Panther, ADC, TBS, DoB, extra credit for Stephanie Beatriz, ...)

84. favourite cartoon: I don’t think I watch cartoons

85. favourite teacher’s name: ms stocker, ms kortenkamp-auer

tagging: @psychicbouquetblaze-stuff @feministperalta @never-forget-viva-la-pluto @memyselfandmystupidity @six-drink-peraltiago @simon-and-bram-and-oreos @austrianshitposting @stereks @skyprincess-and-heda @of-danvid-and-stars (I know nothing about you or your blog except that you’re willing to punch homophobic assholes so here you go)

This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name: Jess 2: Age: 17 3: 3 Fears: Wasps, Small spaces and idk 4: 3 things I love: My dogs, My cats and movies 5: 4 turns on: Hair pulling, Dry humping, Kissed against a wall, Moaning lol 6: 4 turns off: Dirty Talk (not a big fan), Feet, Cockiness, Guys who STOP TALKING TO YOU STRAIGHT AFTER YOU GOT OFF WITH THEM  7: My best friend: Meg and Emily  8: Sexual orientation: Um probs like Bi or something but 90% attracted to boys 9: My best first date: Aint had one tbh 10: How tall am I: 5′5 11: What do I miss: Not having responsibilities  12: What time were I born:  3pm 13: Favorite color: Yellow 14: Do I have a crush: Nah 15: Favorite quote:  A lot of movie quotes 16: Favorite place: Home 17: Favorite food: Italian food 18: Do I use sarcasm: No(!) 19: What am I listening to right now: Hold on- SE22 Mix 20: First thing I notice in new person: Usually mouth or eyes 21: Shoe size: 7 22: Eye color: Hazel 23: Hair color: Naturally Blonde/Brown but Grey atm 24: Favorite style of clothing: Oversized jackets are my shit 25: Ever done a prank call?: Yeah when I was like 12 27: Meaning behind my URL: Just liked the sound of it 28: Favorite movie:  Die Hard 29: Favorite song:  Changes all the time 30: Favorite band: ^ 31: How I feel right now:  Eh 32: Someone I love: My Momther 33: My current relationship status:  Singleeee (and have been for abt 4 yrs??) 34: My relationship with my parents:  Ok I guess 35: Favorite holiday:  Either Halloween or Christmas 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Arrow of my hip, Something to do with my zodiac of my ankle, Ears pierced 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: A drawing my mum did when she was my age (The dragon on a The Clash CD cover) 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Don’t remember 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?:  Barely remember him tbh 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Nope 41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Nah 42: When did I last hold hands?  Agesss ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?  Depends if im late or not 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?  No but I need to goddamn 45: Where am I right now? My bedroom (as always) 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Myself I’m pretty responsible when drunk imo 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Fuckin loud hell yeah 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yep 49: Am I excited for anything? V festival and a J Cole concert I’m going to :DD 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? FUCK no 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not so much nowadays 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Last weekend 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Wouldn’t care lmao 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yup 55: What is something I disliked about today? Nothing yet but it’s still early 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ri Ri or Chance the Rapper I lov them 57: What do I think about most?: Probs my future 58: What’s my strangest talent?:  Can crack almost every joint in my body 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Nah I think they’re all valid 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind 61: What was the last lie I told?: That I didn’t have weed on me lol 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Who even talks on the phone anymore 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Yes to ghosts, idk to aliens 64: Do I believe in magic?: Nah 65: Do I believe in luck?: Not really 66: What’s the weather like right now?: Sunny but windy 67: What was the last book I’ve read?: 1984 (and still haven’t finished it) 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Only when I have a full tank in my car  69: Do I have any nicknames?:  Used to be called Jep 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?:  Ripped my toenail half off once (: 71: Do I spend money or save it?: Try to save it 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Yeah 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: Yeah my candle jar 74: Favorite animal?: Hmm dogs and cats are cool but I love leopards 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Playing Sims 4 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?:  Probably Trump or something 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Freedom By George Michael 78: How can you win my heart?: Be attentive to me and don’t be fake  79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: Baddest bitch there ever was 80: What is my favorite word?: Goiym 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr:  Don’t really have a top 5 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Waddup wanna hang? 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?:  Apparently I do I found out recently 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Either invisibility bc I’m a nosy bitch or levitation 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: How are you feeling? 86: What is my current desktop picture? Deadpool 87: Had sex?: Nah 88: Bought condoms?: Nope 89: Gotten pregnant?: No 90: Failed a class?: not yet luckily 91: Kissed a boy?: Yah 92: Kissed a girl?: Yah 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: Nope 94: Had job?: Yep 95: Left the house without my wallet?: I do it all the time 96: Bullied someone on the internet?: No way 97: Had sex in public?: Nope 98: Played on a sports team?: Does a school team count 99: Smoked weed?: Hell yeah 100: Did drugs?: Only weed 101: Smoked cigarettes?: Yeah 102: Drank alcohol?: Ofc 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No way couldn’t like without bacon 104: Been overweight?: Nope 105: Been underweight?: Yeah but that’s just my body type 106: Been to a wedding?: Yep 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Literally everyday :/ 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Probs when I was younger 109: Been outside my home country?: Yah 110: Gotten my heart broken?: No 111: Been to a professional sports game? Don’t think so 112: Broken a bone?: Luckily no 113: Cut myself?: Yup 114: Been to prom?: Yeah 115: Been in airplane?: Yeah 116: Fly by helicopter?: No I wish 117: What concerts have I been to?: Olly Murs and JLS concert (I’m cool), and V festival 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Nope not yet 119: Learned another language?:  I’m ok at German I guess 120: Wore make up?: Yep 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Not yet but I’m working on it lmao 122: Had oral sex?: Nah 123: Dyed my hair?:  Multiple times 124: Voted in a presidential election?: No 125: Rode in an ambulance?: No 126: Had a surgery?: Yep 127: Met someone famous?: Nah 128: Stalked someone on a social network?:  Who hasn’t 129: Peed outside?: Yah :/ 130: Been fishing?: Yeah 131: Helped with charity?: Yes 132: Been rejected by a crush?: Not directly 133: Broken a mirror?: Nope 134: What do I want for birthday?: Erm probably like money or a sick 18th party when I can then drink (legally)