Oh get fucked you dipshit. No one bothered with you or cared about your ship until you started attacking people for the "crime" of liking a different ship than you. I'd forgotten you existed and was all the better for it. Sure, fine. Vernilla forever, it's vanilla and boring and stupid, just like you. I shall stop enjoying the fandom I'm in, that has nothign to do with you, and come back just to write you some stupid blonde bimbo who lays back to get fucked in boring, uninteresting, and unpleasant ways by some smelly fucking war criminal who barely gets it up because he's too goddamn old and tired. He's just huffing and puffing away on top of her like some pathetic lump. How's that for pillow princess, you dumb fuck? At least check if 1) people are even still in your fandom, or 2) taking prompts, you utter fucking shit stain. You are the worst part of fandom. I wish your computer would melt. You do not deserve the internet. I hope your phone battery never holds a charge, every plug in your home fries the motherboard of every computer you have forever, and every ship you ever love is never, ever more than a rarepair that only you and the nice people you trick with prompts bother to write for. You lost any chance at kindness and/or respect from me when you attacked people who had nothing to do with you, when you sent inappropriate gifs to minors and you harassed people WHO HAD NEVER EVEN WRITTEN ROCHE BEFORE. Now go away, @whereisvernilla . Go the fuck away and don't ever come back. Because all you're doing is making me hate Ciri as a character since you can't fucking comprehend that people not writing your ship doesn't mean they dislike it, or dislike the characters. IT JUST MEANS THEY LIKE OTHER THINGS. Fucking moron. I swear to god if you had two braincells it'd be because one was solely dedicated to keeping you breathing, you goddamn idiot. I swear to every god you don't understand the concept of fantasy, of preferences, or consent. You keep telling us to go to hell. WELL BITCH ILL MEET YOU THERE. this is the fucking stupidest motherfucker I have ever met both in person and online and i've met some really, really fucking stupid people.

And for everyone who has no fucking idea what's going on, sorry. This dipshit has evaded blocks, sent emails, dms, asks, both anon and not, full of bigoted slurs, she's stolen fics and art that she's edited and reposted, she's sent sexual things to minors, she's sent sexual things unasked for to people, she has been asked, told, demanded, and reported. She comes around every now and then and Drums up drama crying about how no one likes her ship when all we were doing was cheerfully enjoying doing our own things and ignoring her. Note: Been dealing with her bullshit for years now. Yelling at her makes her leave me alone for a few months.

No one is harassing this idiot, they're only responding to the messages SHE sends. Notice that ALL the "harassment" happens on OTHER people's blogs?

If she doesn't want anyone to be angry at her all she has to do is leave them alone. That's it. That's all. Stop sending anonymous messages, stop evading blocks.

Nearly everyone has blocked and ignores her. She's just mad that going up and screaming at people to like HER ship instead doesn't make people stop what they're doing and immediately creating for VernonCiri.

Or screaming why do people hate her ship (when they've never said anything negative about it) make them cry and apologize and immediately start creating for VernonCiri.

People are allowed to enjoy different things, and this dumb bitch does not understand that she's ruined her chances to make any of these people interested in her ship because her behaviour. Even though I think the ship could be fun to write, I will never, because it would reward her shitty behavior.

@antivernonciri @lovelycasualdetective

new marina accounts spotted.

stay safe friends!

Aww, how cute. Marina must have really loved the last iorveth/Roche fic I wrote. Well I said every time she evades a block or bothers me (two tags AND a DM???) That means another fic. She made a new account JUST to request I write more iorveth x Roche!

Guess I better get writing!

Should I stick to iorveth/Roche? That risks getting boring, tbh. Maybe Roche should tour the continent, getting fucked. Does Ciri need a different beau? I do have two prompts already. @on-a-lucky-tide, I see she's been annoying you too. What do you think? Maybe you have a request for a fic? Maybe I need to make myself a tracking post oh dear.

Tracking Post!

HERE YOU GO I WROTE VERNON ROCHE/CIRI JUST FOR YOU MARINA I HOPE YOU LIKE IT

mind the tags :)

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DUMB BLONDE BIMBO. SHE WAS A PRINCESS BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE WAS. HER NAME WAS CIRILLA FIONA ELEN LIGHT BLONDE PURE GOOD ANGEL BABY RHIANNON AND SHE WAS THE PROPHECY BABY OF SOME DUMB BITCH WHO FUCKED A HEDGEHOG. CIRI WAS A PILLOW PRINCESS MEANING SHE LIKED TO PLAY DEAD WHILE MEN FUCKED HER. SHE JUST LAID THERE LIKE SNOW WHITE AND WAITED FOR THEM TO HUMP HER BACK TO LIFE. NO ONE EVER COULD UNTIL VERNON ROCHE BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD AND GOT SO EXCITED BY IT BUT THEN SHE WAS STILL BREATHING AND HE WAS SAD AND HIS DICK GOT LIMP AGAIN. BUT TOO BAD BECAUSE CIRILLAS DAD DECIDED THAT VERNON WAS IT FOR HER, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF VERNON LIKE A SON ALREADY AND HAVING HIS SON AND DAUGHTER FUCK WAS SUPER SEXY SO HE MADE VERNON FUCK A STILL ALIVE CIRILLA BECAUSE HE NEEDED ANOTHER PROPHECY BABY. VERNON WAS REAL BAD AT SEX SO CIRI NEVER GOT PREGNANT BECAUSE VERNON CRIED TOO MUCH AS HE FUCKED HER LEGS, HER EAR, HER BELLYBUTTON. ONE DAY, VERNON HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED WHILE HE WAS HUMPING HER AND CIRI DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A FULL TEN MINUTES BECAUSE SHE WAS SO BORED SHE DECIDED TO JUST TAKE A NAP. ONCE SHE REALIZED HER HUSBAND WAS DEAD SHE ROLLED HIM OFF AND PULLED AN AVATAR KORRA AND JUST TOOK HER GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKED OFF TO A WHOLE OTHER DIMENSION.

Hey Marina: Protip? I hadn't posted anything about the witcher until you came back harassing me and my friends. We told you to leave us alone, we blocked you. YOU keep coming back. You don't want me to post dumb shit? THEN LEAVE ME ALONE. I'm not even IN this fandom anymore, moron.