Anytime I do something Miles Edgeworth-y, I just reimagine the entire situation but if it were actually Miles Edgeworth, and with a few things changed around.

Anyway: Miles Edgeworth, 32 year old man (or something), holding a Steel Samurai bubble maker sword in airport security, talking very loudly to Phoenix Wright telling him, "I am so glad we got this gift to our 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, who couldn't come because she is scared of airplanes. We're so lucky her aunt managed to take care of her, but I think she'll be so glad that we still got A GIFT FOR HER. AS THE STEEL SAMURAI IS HER FAVORITE SHOW." Phoenix just laughs and plays along like, "mm I'm sure our 4 year old daughter will love it very much. It'd be so strange if, say, this was for a grown man." And Edgeworth nods and adds "absurd. Which is why this is clearly for our 4 year old daughter... Elisabeth, who couldn't come because she's afraid of flying, and I simply felt so bad--with how much she must've missed us--I decided to gift her this item from *her* favorite show."

Ananza is the wind deity, though she's not the first with that honor. Originally the elder gods selected a man as their wind deity but after he witnessed Oh and Fulj being punished he requested to relinquish his role. Basically asking them for a mortal death rather than immortality. They obliged since the deities exist to help humans and a miserable deity won't do the job properly so no need to keep a deity bound to a task they don't want to do.

So Ananza was selected as a replacement. Fulj has no recollection of the first wind deity and Ananza has already been told by the fire deities that it wasn't Fulj's fault but she was the final straw for the former wind deity. So, Ananza doesn't hold any dislike towards Fulj and actually really likes listening to her talk. Ananza loves to dance and wander around her city so when Fulj stops by to visit, she listens to Fulj's adventures while they roam the city.

Because there are two fire deities and one can stay in their city while the other wanders and because Fulj no longer has a city to be focused on, the three like to visit the other cities to check in. Ohime and Ohiwe really like to visit Ananza while Fulj prefers to visit Ymber. While Ananza likes Ohiwe, Ohime, and Fulj, she really isn't fond of the ice deity or Ymber. She doesn't like to scramble for topics and ice/Ymber don't start conversations enough so it's a bother to Ananza to try forcing friendliness. She loves light hearted stories though and Fulj and the fire deities excel at that type of story.

(Ohime and Ohiwe sometimes call her Nana and on that note it's lore in the tags time)

actually crying i swear this frame was an accident

DUDE MY YEARS LONG CAMPAIGN TO RECRUIT SEAWEED BRAIN PODCAST FANS THAT I CAN NERD OUT WITH IS STARTING TO WORK WHATS GOING ON AHHHHHHH EVERYONE CALM DOWN STAY CALM STAY CALM RED ALERT RED ALERT

so frustrated bc I need to break up w my personal trainer fr But he's experienced w helping people recover from injury and I want him to coach me through getting back into lifting after top surgery

so you're not actually telling me that bertie proposed to leave together to the country and jeeves said i'll resign if you do that. like all the other gays. LIKE ALL THE OTHER GAYS

absolutely wild that I have had my entire brain re-wired and been made to cry like a hysterical bitch over a hand brush first by Pride & Prejudice (2005) and now by Shogun (2024)

i went for a walk with my mom this morning. she told me stories about the tornado that tore up dunwoody twenty five years ago and how every guy in a twenty mile radius with a chainsaw drove over there and went ham on fallen trees for a week like it was some kind of theme park for frustrated suburban lumberjacks

waiting patiently for the day i can get hd caps of fool's paradise bc i have shit i need to say abt the last scene

YOOOOOOO WE FUCKIN DID IT!!!! YEAHHH!! We slayed SOOO well!! EVERYONE DID!! The other sections were SO FUCKING GOOD i LOVED it!!! And like, we won first place or whatever i didnt care about that really BUT WE ALL DID GREAT!

Anyways, just got home from my pal's birthday party (more like Hang Out at the mall, we ate out) it was AWESOME! First time inside a Starbucks, and first order ALL ON MY OWN! (HELL YEAH RELIGIOUS REBELLION!!)

Pelipper mail!

A 12-inch crocheted doll, made in your likeness. It's clearly been made with great care.

There is a small piece of paper included, but all it has on it is ":)" with a doodle of a beaming Gardevoir.

[@gardevoirtist]

Oh! Wowzers, this is really well made! You did a really great job with this.

Again, thank you so much for this..! This is amazing!

like whats actually edating

9 seconds into the new D20 trailer, I started squeeing, but I'm also eating salad, so it just came out "MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM!" in this high pitched squeal!

Guy honking at me TWICE and throwing up his hands when i am being just the slightest bit lenient to other drivers. my GOD i cannot emphasize how fucking unserious this all is. Ur awful and mean

ooc, don't reblog.  Where does the time go?

man knowing that there are parents out there controlling what their kids watch and read is. wild to me. like as soon as i was able to read subtitles i was sitting in the living room with my family watching whatever the fuck my parents wanted to watch. the first tv series i watched was sopranos i think, to the point its been long enough that i dont remember a lot of it. like. i feel im at the opposite side of the spectrum there