I don't really ship them, but the way you write about wrh caring for meng yao makes me think of who one would care about a cute little pet

Asdfghjkg OMG anon!!

Now you have me thinking of WRH going full "don't talk to me or my son ever again" and picking up MY under his arm like the boy is his prized Pomerania 😂

But I mean, is it too outrageous to think of WRH sitting on his throne with MY on his lap like he's a James Bond villain petting his fluffy cat?? Bc I can totally see MY being appointed for that job when he's not torturing ppl, like he is the sect leader's personal stimming toy :')

Honestly I think drunken shenanigans with WRH would be funny as hell

MY embarassed because WRH keeps praising in front of everyone! Shamelessly! WRH super hyper doing cultivation tricks

Bonus if WRH straight up doesn't drink but he drinks once and everyone around is like "Who tf is this and what happened to sect leader Wen"

I just think it would be funny for the ruoyaos to be silly together.

It would also be funny and sexy if drunken WRH just goes and blows MY in front of everyone.

Oh, this guy would be hilarious drunk! He already has the impulse control of cat and barely knows the meaning of inhibition :'). I think we can all agree that his pride is the one thing stopping him from going too unhinged in public, if that was also out of the window, just imagine the shenanigans!

If MY is there too, then sucks to be him. All those calculated gestures to elevate him while letting MY show why he deserves his high position are gone, WRH is just gonna sing his praises for all the stupidest reasons simply bc he likes this boy so much! Look at how he stand so straight and respectfully! Isn't he adorable considering he's barely the height of an adolescent... and the last prisoner he killed! He did such a good job skinning him, Yao'er go fetch him --or what's left of him, what's a week or two of decomposition...

Speaking of inhibitions and lack thereof!! Yeah, this man would totally go full TMI right then and there bc you cannot tell me that he hasn't had at least a passing fantasy of publicly banging just to deliver a message or just to scandalize bc he thrives in chaos, going all "he's so composed, but you should hear all the cute noises he makes when he's about to climax --actually, lemme just show you..."

And next thing MY knows he's pushed to a chair and the entire sect leader is kneeling between his legs :'D.