genshin impact has done irreparable harm to the men’s boobs loving community. none of those men have boobs. their boobs are not big. if they got a letter grade in breast size they’d all be the fucking valedictorian

STORYTIMEEEE😼

So basically remember that time I was talking about how I kicked the shit out of this one 13 yr old kid (I literally did he sh!t himself because I kicked him in the gut so hard) okay so the whole story is that I was minding my business going for a walk around my area so I was walking on one of the high ways with a sidewalk with a gate on it to cars can’t hit pedestrians right in the middle off me walking a see people selling honey down below so I stop to look and turn my body to face away from the road.

Then some fucking kid comes running past me they were like 6-7 and they stop next to me and say “oooo honey! See see I can read!” So I ofc trying to be nice say “oh good job!😻” like I was a kindergarten teacher and then the problem starts when the kids older brother comes up he takes one up down look at me and sorta does a wolf whistle?

( fun fact: I was dressed fem that day so I was rocking a mini skirt ’it was a normal skirt it just looked mini on me’ and a sweater crop top with some fishnets and a fuzzy Bratz hat. AND I WASN’T WEARING A BINDER OR BRA Because it was super hot out and I didn’t want my chest to be accentuated ) anyways bro was looking at me like a damn r@pist

then he whispers something to the little kid (I didn’t hear any of it but I have a good idea of what it was about 😒) then the kid just goes “okay!” Then walks over to the other side of me so now the older one is on my right while the younger one was on my left then OB (older brother) taps my shoulder to get my attention since I’m a skyscraper or whatever I had to turn my entire body to face him properly, so when I turn to look at him he’s kinda teary eyed so I immediately mentally panic because I was the oldest of 11 kids growing up meaning I have a big ahh soft spot for children. So I’m like oh what’s wrong and this kid talks about some sob story about how I look like his aunt who passed away and if he could give me a hug to feel a bit better, me not trusting the kid that much thinks about for a moment and I was like the worst thing he could do is grab my ass (I was wrong so so wrong) and ofc I said sure and gave the kid a big ole bear/milf hug

(I call it the milf hug is because the only way I can hug someone without them having the crane their neck uncomfortably is by cradling their head into my chest while bending over a bit so I don’t suffocate them)

And when I pull away the OB yells “GO!” At the younger one and almost in sync the YB pulls my skirt down and the OB fucking ripped my top apart in the front so now my full chest is out I mean like boobies came out like an anime character every exposed and now my panties and ass is showing too 🥰😍 remember this is all happening in front of a bunch of passing cars so like atleast 9 people saw my chest before I covered up and I mollywhooped the shit out of OB and ended it with a round house kick to the guts then I hear a piercing screech of “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING TO MY PRECIOUS LITTLE PRINCE!?”

So I turn to look at the reason my ears are now bleeding and turns out the 2 kids mother had been there for most of the time (all of this happened in 8 minutes) so ofc I yelled back “THESE LITTLE SHITS JUST RIPPED MY CLOTHES AND SHOWED MY PRIVATE AREAS ON PURPOSE” and do you know what this bitch had the audacity to say “ THEY’RE JUST KIDS AND YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE OUTSIDE DRESSED LIKE THAT THEN YOU SLUT IT’S YOUR FUALT FOR SEDUCING MY KIDS! JUST LET THEM BE, BOYS WILL BE BOYS.”

During her little rant I had already fixed my clothes (pulled up my skirt and tied the shirt together so I was at-least somewhat covered) and I swung on that bitch too. She pressed charges and so did I because her rant included a lot of racial slurs and she tased me 8 times this resulted in a good bit of court and me ending up in the mental hospital for a couple days I won obviously but this bitch saw me again after the last court meet she left first and she saw me in the parking lot when I came out so she hit me with her Prius and I went into a 1 day coma.😮‍💨 my lawyer gonna come visit in the morning plus ya’ll I might gets shorter because now I have hella leg damage

TL;DR: kids ripped my clothes exposing my nudeness in broad daylight next to a highway on purpose I beat up one kid then the mother went to court a mental hospital, then got hit by the moms cars and taken to the hospital was in a coma for like a day and now I’m sueing her

so I just woke up a couple hours ago and my drawing hand is fucked so imma have to give up on the drawing for you, sorry but don’t worry I will draw something for you eventually when my hand hopefully heals properly. Sorry about the inconvenience ganji.

M8 DW I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE FACT YOU GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT HOPE YOUR OK NOW