#listen i dont even know 100% for sure that the knight captain is gonna kill his prince but i sure fuckin HOPE so | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

orcelito · 2 years

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ok anyways yea fang went chasing after his crush’s dad, who he found stabbed through with his own sword, STABBED BY HIS OWN PRINCE, & now we r wandering down to the basement where the prince is with a vaguely menacing “whatever happens down there, dont tell my daughter” & an otherwise refusal to talk about his plans

im at 15 hp, level 5 sorcerer, if you SNEEZED on me i’d probably die. i got 5 health potions (which is one less than i had before for Dad Saving Purposes), & i am one HUNDRED percent backing this man up on whatever he’s about to do. he’s gonna kill the prince of his own country?? (keeping in mind this is the fucking Knight Captain???) then uhh fuck yea im in. im just gonna stand like 50 feet back, dont mind me,

#speculation nation #i may throw up my darkness spell bc lol #if im far enough away from ppl it wont obstruct them. & then Like An Octopus i have my lil inky shroud to protect me from harm #that i can see through. that's the important part. shadow sorcerer ftw #but yea i am very nervous lol. the paladin (the daughter in question) is currently upstairs helping people escape #which is a very her thing to do #we got some good things like dadman giving fang a lil pouch like 'give that to my daughter'#and fang trying to stop him like 'give it to her yourself!'#but this is a fucking Wall of a man and im playing a 5'5'' twunk of a sorcerer #he's stronger than you would expect from him. but that's still only a 12 in comparison to a Uhhh like 18 lol #god i am so nervous. we r walking into the fucking lion's den #the prince has a necromancy necklace. i dont know what it does. but i was a nosy bitch during dinner and had detect magic going #(i have limitless detect magic and it is SO good)#if i get close enough maybe i could nab it off lol. it could be trouble in a fight.#listen i dont even know 100% for sure that the knight captain is gonna kill his prince but i sure fuckin HOPE so #the dude is so fucking awful. holy shit.#& we have the perfect scapegoat if this happens...#sure we may or may not spark a war with the other country for the prince dying on our soil. who cares! he was a piece of shit anyways #and shit's already so bad. if the prince survived he CERTAINLY would be doing everything in his power to start a war. so lol.#this was the dude who was DISAPPOINTED when we brought back his little sister #bc he was sooooooo ready for the excuse of her being abducted to start a war with us lmao. god i hate him so much.#get a load of THIS *fireball to the face*#maybe i shouldnt add more fire. we r literally in a burning ship. but it's my strongest attack spell sooooooooooooo #maybe if i do it over There it wont b too bad.. hmmmmm #how much hp can he even have lol. surely 25 ish damage would be Significant.#i suppose we will have to see.

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