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#like. whether the guy youre eating is a ceo who allowed a bunch of deaths or some shifty motherfucker at a bar
albatris · 2 years
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ok so I did say at one point that quinn's terrifying murderer voice is the same as their customer service voice but consider. consider
I think it's actually ten times funnier if it's yvonne whose murder voice is her customer service voice
#like w quinn u get a very kind of..... sickly sweet cheery but ultimately Deeply Terrifying effect but for yvonne its just#i dont think she Planned to do her first murder she just snapped n it was a long time coming#n its her shitty fucking boss she murders#like! man yvonne puts a lot of effort into trying 2 be good and cheery and customer servicey at her job so i imagine like...#one she realises what shes doin she just kind of panics n defaults to it#murders r awkward idk!! customer service script? its just what she does under pressure lmao#like nat sometimes gets really intense social anxiety with some of his uhhhhhhh victims#when they attempt to talk to him. like hes just not a confrontational person tbh#so if theyre suddenly talking at him hes like ohhhh yeah this is Weird i hate this#like. whether the guy youre eating is a ceo who allowed a bunch of deaths or some shifty motherfucker at a bar#eating someone is fucking Awkward if they notice youre about to do it#so yeah nat and yvonne r both kinda stressed abt it all so i think customer service murder yvonne is valid#this sweet woman in a flowery turtleneck just very apologetically setting you on fire in a flustered customer service voice#oh has she lost a valued customer. are you going to take your business elsewhere. awwww. she's so sorry youve not enjoyed#your experience Being Set On Fucking Fire By Yvonne Tozier. can she offer you a 20% off coupon to make up for it#quinn leans into the dead inside aspect of sickly sweet customer service voice for murders#yvonne is just panicked and its usually what she has to default to when people are freaking out at her at work so!!!!#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears
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