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crunkumbee · 4 years

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What’s Been Missing

Darkiplier x Reader

Request: HI DO YOU STILL WANT A DARK REQUEST BECAUSE I HAVE ONE! Imagine Dark trying to intimidate the Reader but they just keep saying how cute he is/calling him a baby boi. He gets really mad and gets in their face to yell at them just for the Reader to kiss him. Bit of angst, mostly fluff. Please and thank you.

Word Count: 400ish

A/N: I have so many lovely requests from yall keep sending them!! Enjoy!!

Tag List: @janiceapex @ughsomething @go-just-me-fan @i-am-a-weeb @les-amis-de-l-ab-yeet @animals4ever527 @th3-n3xt-phas3 @pleasedontfollowmeimtrash @writer-of-camelot @brokequeenofcardonia @bxbamilktae @gay-matty-boi

It happens every now and then. You will simply be going to the kitchen to make a sandwich and the room fades away. It’s just Dark trying to intimidate and scare you but nothing about that gorgeous man could ever scare you. Intimidation and fear were his specialties but it never seemed to work on you.

Today was just another one of those days where he tried again. The room around you went black and you heard his voice in the distance. As you walked over you noticed you were walking in a small puddle of water. He suddenly appeared in front of you.

“Did you miss me?”

“Of course I missed that handsome face of yours where have you been?”

This is usually how it all started before he eventually got frustrated or flustered and just left to leave you alone.

“How can you just sit around and say these things when your life it so precious. One should focus on themselves rather than the wellbeing of another.”

“I focus on you because I care about you!”

“I DON’T WANT YOU PATRONIZING ME! I AM THE SUPERIOR ENTITY HERE AND YOU CAN’T TREAT ME LIKE THIS!”

Sure the words stung a little bit but it also told you that if you were going to do it you should do it now. You ran the short distance and crashed your lips into his. It surprised him for only a moment before he returned the favor, one hand on your lower back and the other on your upper to bring you closer to him. When you pulled away you realized that you were no longer in darkness but back in your apartment.

“I never meant to make you feel lesser, I wanted you to have more than what you have now.” He nodded and didn’t ever look away when you spoke like every other man you had ever tried to talk to did. “How about you stay for awhile. I want to show you what it means for somebody to love and care for you.”

He looked like he was going to protest but you sat him down on the couch before he had the chance. Eventually he started to become more comfortable and by the time the sun went down that night you rested your head on his chest with your arms wrapped around his torso and he realized that maybe this really was what he had been missing for so long,

#my writing #markiplier #markiplier x reader #darkiplier #darkiplier x reader

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fantroll-purgatory · 4 years

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Xanatl Cambre, or whatever!

I read homestuck the first time when I was 13 and now that I’m rereading it I realized I processed almost 0 things in it the first time. So this is BASICALLY my first homestuck oc as someone who understands what the hell is happening in homestuck. I’m only about 3000 pages in, so I might have some misunderstandings still, sorry! Please go crazy telling me what I could fix or change, and I also have 0 clue for his appearance soooo.

Okay! I’ll do my best to tighten this character up a bit!

Name: Xanatl Cambre

Pronounced “Shan-uh-teal Cam-bray” (for the Aztec god Xolotl, and the coloration of darker axolotl’s- axanthic + the Spanish words for walk and fire/light)

Camnar is a seven-sweep-old violet-blooded troll who failed to fully complete his metamorphosis, for some reason or another- it happens! He possesses an extra set of fully functioning arms, a small flippy-flappy finny-tail-nub, and big bright purple shiny eyes. Everything else seems like it’s grown in okay, probably. Though he was fully capable of surviving his grub trials, his defects are admittedly uncomfortable enough to maybe have earned culling when he was only a few sweeps old, if not for [name here], a jade-blood with a penchant for healthy freaks and everything there is to learn about them (ESPECIALLY messed-up metamorphisizers) assisting in chopping off the extra bits every once in a while when drones come around. And definitely NOT keeping them in a walk in freezer to study. He’s not crippled or weakened by any of them, anyways, they’re just weird to look at- his eyesight might not be great, but he wouldn’t admit it.

Fire, salamanders in general, the Aztec god Xolotl, and all around childish imbecility are all pretty big parts of and inspiration for his character.

Hmmm. I feel like this passage comes off as fairly ableist, so watch your language here (i.e. “freaks,” “crippled,” “childish imbecility,” etc.). There is nothing wrong with a jadeblood being interested in mutants who remain healthy or in Xanatl not being weakened by losing body parts or even in him being childishly careless but language matters and I don’t feel comfortable letting it slide.

Interests: Penchant for outdoor land activities, especially camping. Loves using the time on those camp-outs to start fires, make star-maps, and attempt to commune with the dead through rituals found on old forums (with little success).

I like this bit as an emphasis on the fire theme, and I actually really like that you made a seadweller with that fire theme!

A very keen interest in the occult and black magyks generally, but too lazy to go all the way with it, and too scared to perform it in his underwater home. A notable interest in weather-tracking, especially large storms and how they grow, change, and die. Mild inclinations to cannibalize other trolls- luckily, most don’t fit in his mouth.

WGAT

Finds great joy in training his lusus to do tricks and assist in hunting for dinner. A great cook! Especially loves spicy food (mustard flowers grow around his hive, and he uses their seeds/”eye of newt” for a kick a lot of the time). General propensity to put whatever he can fit into his mouth in his mouth that caused a lot of sickness as a young troll. One of his favorite non-food things to eat that isn’t necessarily dangerous are agave americana plants, which he grows and keeps all over the top floor of hive (he probably could not keep any other plants alive). Spends a lot of time with [insert jadeblood’s name], but mostly out of the obligation of their friendship, because he’s kind of tired of her cutting his fingers off to study their regrowth. He’s also mildly obsessed with siren stories and myths, but he doesn’t really know why.

He lives in a two-story hive. The lower story sits below the water in a somewhat shallow muddy canal, and the top half hugs the shoreline. He spends most of his time in the bottom half, though.

Ooooh I really like that setup!

Personality: He’s kind of a coward. Very averse to change, but not fully content in his quiet life. He doesn’t particularly like company and when other trolls are around he feels urges to hurt them until they go away/are digested. Those urges don’t make him uncomfortable or guilty. It’s natural! Despite enjoying his outside time, most things he indulges in are sedentary- he’s very lazy and drowsy most hours of the night. He’s very defensive of his interests and his home, a little insecure in general. His high caste boosts his self esteem and his mutations knock it down- though he’s very removed from his society as a whole, self isolating with abandon, he dreams of mingling with the upper class in the deep ocean. Every troll and lusus around would probably kill him if he tried though, haha! He doesn’t like to talk about his emotions, or his future.

Wow unfortunate mood.

Special Abilities: None! Not notably strong, compared to any of his peers. A pretty normal kid/fish. Well, his extra arms and tail have some regenerative properties- he’s not sure if this extends to the rest of his body, and he refuses to test it.

Strife Specibus: Mandible-kind. Xanatl’s teeth are fairly small and underdeveloped, sharp but tiny. He has a set of big dentures he fits over his own teeth, fixed from a few native canal beasts lost teef.

Ooooh I really like that! You could also maybe have him fashion Greek-fire like molotov cocktails that he is verrrry reticent to use since it would burn his house down possibly.

Fetch Modus: Not sure! Maybe something to do with those lame circular life-cycle charts. Or a call to lotl’s regenerative abilities, like it breaks a piece off the item and it has to regrow so he can use it.

Hmmmm. What about a MITOSIS MODUS, which accepts an item and begins the process of cell division. For the next 24 hours, the item is inaccessible, but after those 24 hours he has two of the item!

Symbol and Meaning: Oh, no idea.

I’ll explain a little more down under title assignation, but I think Aquamini, Sign of the Idiosyncratic works exceptionally well.

Handle: neotenticSalamancer OR neotenicNecramander ? I wasn’t sure if it HAD to follow the GCAT thing, and if it did, what to use.

You don’t have to follow GCAT! Those trolltags were specific to Hussie’s narrative and you don’t have to adopt that convention. I actually really like neotenicNecromander it’s cute.

Quirk: So I have two ideas for this:

replaces “sh” sounds with “x”, misspells often, not one to xout or use capital letters in general, and ends sentences with his tail =>

u232 3 to r3plac3 “e” and 2 to r3plac3 “s”, 32 billion b3ing th3 numb3r of ba23 pair2 in th3 axolotl2 g3nom3… 2till u232 th3 cut3 tail too tho =>

Ooooh I like the first one for readability! Like yes leetspeak is a valid quirk but also I like when people break from that.

Lusus: Giant salamander-sized two-faced Xoloitzcuintli-type amphibious woofbeast. Not sure what to call this guy! Maybe “Mudpapi”, like mudpuppy.

I love that nickname :D

Land: Land of Tilapia and Lightning, LOTaL (haha). Big beasts and big storms both threatening to swallow him.

I super appreciate the acronym so I wanna keep that, but the first word of the Land usually related to its feel and the second to its quest. I can kiiiinda see how you could build a quest around lightning but the Vibe being tilapia doesn’t quite track for me. What about Land of Torches and Lightning, so it’s a bright planet but with two light sources trying to extinguish one another?

Title: I’m not sure I want him to ever god-tier because of his crippling fear of death and change. Like he would probably just blatantly refuse to, and stay content with being at the top of the echeladder pre-god tiers. I don’t know what his title would be, it’s a tough one! It’d be funny to make him a seer (for axolotl’s terrible eyesight, and the myth of xolotl crying his literal eyes out), but he’s probably a page. Of what? I’unno.

:) I think he is for SURE a Page of Doom then. He has so much to do with death and rot and a lack of embracing that, and I can see potential for the character to really grow into that.

Lunar Sway: Derse? I’m inclined to want to give him both, because of the minor twin theming, but not sure what the rules are there.

Ehhhh his personality is a lot more Derse with the desire for control over his circumstances. There are certainly cases where characters can have two moons but I don’t think this is it.

Thank you!!

No problem! I hope this helped!

-TR

#violetblood #seadweller #submission #review #tr review #xanatl #cambre #xanatl cambre #anonymous

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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 4 years

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Norcan is in stock in my prisons for a bakers dozen of every single day once per day use.

Its proven in laboratory mice there's no ill effects for daily use of 3+ years.

In humans 9 months, including pregnant women.

Its also proven in a 3 month trial to reverse brain impairment due to long term (10 years or more) drug us with daily use.

So if you have been on drugs ans have problems with cognitive thinking, memory recall, emotional balance (keeping yourself together including random thoughts or just having complete intellectual breakdown) request norcan and the guards will supply you enough for one week at a time

Please only take one dose per day.

Some days are more emotional hazardous and if you're truly suffering it's applicable to take another dose.

The first week supply Is a trial to see how often you need it.

If at any time you need more just request.

Say your typical supply is 9 doses per week but you have an exceptionally difficult week due to PTSD or reading the news and you have new emotional feelings of sadness or stress, and you run out on day 5, for example, just simply request to the guard when they deliver the food you need more.

You can simply place your empty nor can bottles shallower basket on the bottom slot for trash and they will keep track on the white board next to your door and replenish when you're out, automatically into the top basket.

Or if you have a personal trash can, you may leave a note or leave one single empty norcan container in the upper basket.

The norcan may be under the label norcan for the first six months depending upon the number of users, we have stock for about 20 to have daily name brand then it will switch to a vary of generic suppliers that seemed to have tested well in tests.

Some prisoners will receive saline solution as opposed to norcan as we think you'll never gain brain function. If you throw a fit or threaten the guards they will take an empty norcan bottle and fill it with saline. You'll know it's saline because they will request your "sample" back.

Otherwise you may write an intelligent as possible essay as to why you believe you need norcan as opposed to saline solution.

For example: if you were a super bad criminal and you want to use your skills for good and you want to help reverse crime and/or tell all you know about how to commit crime which would be submitted to a certain team where you will be given your due credit so choose your alias/true name wisely, because it Will be used for studies/research/etc unless it is a "blind" program. Eventually your name will be phased out to the public for most information. But we will "Bible" you so you really should list all your names and aliases for historical purposes to be accurate. Otherwise state you'd like Tree to list your names for you after your death and choose a new alias.

So if you have a solid reason where you're interacting with future non peasants such as yourself, you'll need norcan.

I have severe brain damage and i do not use norcan. So its not for every common criminal.

But those that were recently on drugs within the past year to heavy use five years ago, i highly recommend using norcan, at least on a trial for a week to see how it effects you

And if it is positive results, then continue it as you need to. And it's a free no cost to you program we have fully prepared for as it does help as research has proven.

Unfortunately we have these crappy bodies that suck and I'm on strike except to prevent death or reverse death on original soul inhabiting bodies whom will remain on earth after the apocalypse only.

Cause Jesus said fuck 'em!

So also a non norcan bottle having norcan will have a permanent marker sharpie X on it. In purple. And will not be sealed when given. Unlike true norcan.

And the bottle will be cleansed to remove residue of norcan.

But some people do respond well to placebo and some people simply need saline solution for their sinuses.

And if you need that we obviously have that as well and it can be requested simply as saline solution for sinuses. We also have flonase.

Non violent offenders can be using flonase only.

*Sophia is in prison. And she has given her phone up to a guard. And she may be given the ability to use it at random times. As she is my daughter. But they have been bugging me to tell you. And so. She is. She had her phone but it was taken by a guard today. But she will have it returned at a later date. She was given a book today.

So all prisoners can request books. You have already made a list of previously read and liked. And we purchased those for you to keep. Then we also have a library to check out new books electronically. But you must request a real paper made book first before gaining access to the unlimited electronic library.

To request your book you previously requested. I requested "Heidi" a book about a young orphan girl whom was raised on the mountain with her grandpa and her aunt took her down to civilized and proper her and she hated it and wanted to run away back to the mountain with her grandpa and did. I don't remember exactly but it's Sweden, Norway or Scotland or some area like that.

Place 1 single square of toilet tissue on your mid level shelf or in the mid level basket.

Every one gets a copy of Heidi as well. While it may make you yearn for your own freedom, you can really live life along side Heidi and begin a love and friendship for freedom for others and understand what true freedom is.

I bought the book myself one day at the mall in Newark, NJ. I was allowed to buy one thing in the entire mall and that was what i had picked. My entire family had went and it was the first time we had gone. We had came out of the Path Train into a total downpour. The book i bought was a thinner picture book and i finished reading it before we got home.

I had to stand on the subway as it was too full so I wrapped my arm around a pole and read about her climbing up the mountain and about goats and all sorts of wild nature things. While underground in a subway train car, too full of people my myself to sit

I only acknowledged where I was due to the swaying of the subway car and the rattle of the tracks would take me back to reality, so I could keep upright and not sway or slam into other people.

Because as I was reading about her in the brown cabin with an oil lamp with her grandpa at th3 kitchen table, I was so in another world, another place, the severe turn of the Path Train, knocked me from my standing position and slammed me clear into the door. Then into the seats next to the door.

So that is why I wrapped my arm around the pole as I read. It kept me upright and in a less dangerous position

For those that don't know, in New Jersey the subway is called the Path Train. In New York, I simply called it the subway but it's called the Metro Train but as are the buses are called the Metro Bus. So I called the buses the Metro. Or the bus in the city. But always the NJ subway I called The Path.

And if you don't know, the Statue of Liberty in NYC is between Brooklyn, Manhattan and New Jersey.

Manhattan and New Jersey are to the sides and behind her, Brooklyn to the front.

Statan Island is also in front to the right but it's quite further than Brooklyn which she can see clearly. 4.2 miles vs 1.7 miles.

So a little geography for you.

If you look at her then Manhattan is to the right. If you're looking the same direction as she is then Manhattan is to the left.

The opposite for New Jersey.

She didn't do any of this shit. She was a gift.

I hope she remains respected

I have seen some disrespect for her

To disrespect her is to disrespect life itself.

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