#like im pretty sure with toddler logic he's certain IM the reason mom keeps having to go to school
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My baby nephew, upon me and not his mama picking him up from school, AGAIN: you need to stop being here :/
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#moonspeaks#i was like dkfkhk aww bud are you tired of seeing me? and his ass just goes 'yeah :/' djdkgkh#like im pretty sure with toddler logic he's certain IM the reason mom keeps having to go to school#and unfortunately hes like 4 so i have no way to explain that correlation ≠ causation#like im sorry lil dude but ur mama has to leave whether im here or not#if its any consolation i dont wanna be here and awake at 5am for y'all either 😔✌🏽✌🏽#i love them but he was such a butthead that weekend lol and surprisingly his lil bro was SUPER chill#i can't wait for when he's older and i can tell him he told me to get out of his house like 3 times that weekend dkxkfkhmj#thankfully he only supremely disliked me RIGHT when his mom left in the morning and was mostly okay the rest of the day#one morning he threw SUCH a fit and the mere sight of me was making it worse & he insisted on being in the garage in the dark alone#i was like 'alright then batman but the door stays open so i can hear if youve died'#eventually i was able to make peace by loudly 'hrmmm im just gonna leave this bowl of blueberries here.... yknow...'#'just in case aaaanyone wants some for breakfast'. didnt get a vocal response but i heard his lil feet patter across the floor XD#5 mins later he asked for more blueberries lmao i made him a lil fort in the garage cuz he wanted to be alone that morning#honestly my peacemaking skills are phenomenal idk why I'm not president or something#tag story
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