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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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Zuko was wrong, actually. (I think.maybe.) Because juice, like, comes from the moisture in thing thing and then you remove the non-liquid bits, whereas in (most?) tea, you infuse the leaves with water instead of relying on the inherent water. True hot leaf juice would be if you extracted liquid from a couple leaves and heated it up, which would be expensive and probably bitter but a fun way to do it
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I think abt this tiktok all the time
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Dance! Doodle 🪩
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NEW LVL UP PRINT IS EVERYTHING
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me omw to make the sappiest most tooth-rotting fluff for the most toxic villain ship on earth (for staticmoth week day 4 - stargazing)
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hecate who i am unhealthily obsessed with
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It's so funny to me that it's possible to have verbal misunderstandings with animals.
This morning I made Ripley (a parrot) a foraging toy, as I often do before I leave for work, by putting a bunch of paper shreds in an old tea box with some peanuts and dried cherries. He hadn't touched it by the time I came home so when he was wandering around the living room restlessly looking for something to do I picked up the box and told him "hey, there's a peanut in here. You can get it out" and then I went back to my office.
After a couple minutes, he walked through the kitchen to where I was sitting at my desk and looked up at me and whispered "I get peanut?"
I said, "Buddy. I think you misunderstood me. The peanut is still in the box."
He tapped his beak on the floor, said "oh" in a really disappointed tone, and then helpfully suggested, "I step up get a peanut?"
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Passive aggressive sun real
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