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wienners · 2 months

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"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is Gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like Bill Ciphers first year on HRT. For some fucking reason i associate the song Cake By The Ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

#slenderverse #everymanhybrid #emh #speakeasies #emh habit #habit everymanhybrid #habit emh #and the problem is that every new fan of the series is like #teenagers who like columbine #so i cant even make friends in those circles #because im fucking 24 #like im almost ten years older than some of u omfg???#so #he IS that embarassing and thank GOD emh is niche #okay so #he is embarassing but emh is not embarassing it is not cringe its oomf #emh is genuinley one of the coolest found footage diy low budget horrors ive ever seen #genuinely would love to make found footage bc of the impact it had on me #anyway i really did imprint on him like a babyduck #i was a baby trans guy that didnt know it yet rewatching the :D video with absolutely nobody to talk about it with #like huh hope that doesn't affect me in the future :)#it did #spoiler 17 yo me thats why you watched :D three times in secret #it's not because you're trans. It's because you're a sicko

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alienslovetea · 7 years

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ALL OF THE LETTERS! ALL OF THEM! For the letters that need stuff: B: childhood. I: science. O: what's an unpopular opinion you have. For x, I don't really have anything XD

woah that’s a lot of letters lmao enjoy.

A. Age

fifteen :)

B. fave childhood memory?

probably the time i almost burned my grandmas house down with my cousins. it was hilarious

C. confess something personal

umm i have ADD

D. Direct confrontation or passive hinting

honestly it depends on the person ya know

E. ever done something illegal?

maybe ;) (i accidentally stole an eraser when i was nine lmao)

F. favourite blog i follow

theres so many but i really like taylortut

G. Goodnight text or good morning call

neither? like id prefer a goodmorning text if anything those are usually cute

H. horror movie preference?

I. Interested in science?

yessss i love science so much omfg

i love those good old cheesy black and white ones

J. jeans or sweats

JEANS ALL THE WAY MAN

K. know another language

yupp i speak sign language and im learning spanish and french

L. looks or personality?

personality, looks are temporary :)

M. most important thing/person to you right now

umm?? my baby brother i guess??

N. name something you need to try

i need to try being healthier lmao

O. whats an unpopular opinion you have?

ummm im prochoice which is reallyyyyy unpopular where i live :((

P. Parties?theyre pretty fun

Q. quiet or loud?

depends, though i usually work best with sound so loud?

R. Rank your top five favourite accents. One being the most and five being the least

umm australian, spanish, british, italian, russian

S. Something you need to have every day

hmm my dog and my laptop ( i need it for most of the stuff i do )

T. thoughts on love

ughh i can never get my words right when talking about this. i’d have to answer this in a separate ask if you really want to know

U. underaged?

like drinking? ive tried some stuff i guess

W. Worst experience in your life so far

:// tough probably when my parents split and things were roughhhh

X. lmao i like tea

Y. younger or older relationship partner?

i mean?? idk??? like i dont think i could date someone more than five years younger than me or five years older than me

Z. Zero to ten, how easily jealous do you get?

a solid five

i think that’s the longest ask game ive answered lmao.

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