How do you tell a friend that's def gonna be offended that they should stop being so classist

Remember when I wanted to live my life like an ashy Tumblr blog and do extraordinary things and seep on juice that was faulty and be "hardcore" mmm yeah no flash photography pls but now I'm not anywhere near that anymore I'm still recovering from when I liked your nerdy words and acting special because look at me now hoe bag I don't do any of those things anymore I don't have the brain capacity to use extraordinary words anymore and you can tell I have given in to being extraordinary like stretchy plack denim that fades in certain parts and ploomps out yeah that's right I'm too tired to think of your extraordinary vocabulary because as you can see can you see there is nothing extraordinary here it's just simp on simp and I don't want to be simply extraordinary either because I don't really like that fare anymore it's kinda more fun to be like this this this can't you tell no more of the extraordinary me or whatever you want to call it Broadway shit because I don't really like cheesy stuff like that I like sad simp not happy simp or glamorous or whatever you want to call it that's not the point is that if you don't want a meowmie then don't bother with me because I want a seat at the table and sometimes the glamorous and the extraordinary is really gay shit and no one really cares for them because they are not nice and they dont look purdy and also if you have anything to say about all this no one wants to hear you because you sound like you want to be glamourous and extraordinary like you want to be famous too or something oh please youre a sad puppy if the only thing you want to be is fat gay and colored like no one really cares at this point were talking about cereal and if you cant even gwt that right then go back to when i wamted to live like a tumblr blog post about beer and big sausages because now we just eat almond yogurt so stfu and then i also want to say something is that im tired of camping all the time and i want everything to be perfect well well thats probably because im gross okay bye no one likes meowmie so sad boo hoo cry baby yeah well no meowmie foe you byeeeeeeee