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#like for some inexplicable reason mark actually likes this sorry sack of human flesh? maybe because he's vile
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Mark, after Jean-Luc offers to defect to him:
Tagging @hey-its-zezzy because no one else is going to understand this
#i can just imagine how fuckface mcbastard and douchebag mcshitlord met
#mark: ah it sure is nice to be able to enjoy my coffee in peace with the knowledge that the gawain alliance hasn't existed for 400 years
#jean-luc materialising out of a bush in all his rat-like glory: are you sure about that
#true friendship is plotting to murder 1000 people with your mortal enemy
#everyone lowkey hates jean-luc because he's from the gawain alliance originally but hey the bossman gave him money so it's chill
#and then he just gets locked away in a prison for 16 years after his daughter gouges his eyes out
#where did it all go so wrong?
#(it was the murder)
#this must seem really weird to everyone who has never had the misfortune of hearing me blabber on about my ocs but i cant help it i love thm
#mark and jean-luc had such a good villain bros(tm) dynamic tho
#like for some inexplicable reason mark actually likes this sorry sack of human flesh? maybe because he's vile
#but yea everyone hating jean-luc and being freakishly loyal to mark is so funny
#random gac member: why must jean-luc be in all these meetings can we not get rid of this human incarnation of a rubbish bin pls
#mark: no. the rubbish bin is right. he is now rubbish BOSS
#jean-luc: ah yes. this decision was in no way shape or form a bad one
#jean-luc has such a weird backstory tho
#'my wife's sister started going out with the leader of my clan's son and every time i saw him i was so overcome with rage at my own lack of
#personal power that i betrayed our whole alliance to the inescapable mega-alliance obsessed with killing people they don't like andconspired
#to destroy the one remaining rebel alliance and so i poison the leader whose son i was friends with and became better friends with our
#mortal enemy and murdered everyone i once held dear only to be captured by the raid by my pissed-off sister and have my eyes gouged out by
#my daughter so i wouldn't be able to see anything i could betray to the GA anymore. so anyways i'm betraying them to the GA again after 16
#years of imprisonment how was your day'
#it sounds really weird when you say it out loud but fuck it
#hey wait isn't jean-luc just a really edgy tory
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