Dear Tumblr,

How do I tell my family they're all most definitely and noticeably neurodivergent without causing a huge steaming mess?

Regards,

A guy surrounded by people who say things like “It's literally out of sight out of mind” and “I get distracted while writing a sentence and eventually I just put a full stop” and “I cannot sleep with a hot water bottle that has a bumpy cover,” and who struggle or have struggled significantly socially and with executive function and who often seem oblivious to the big neon signs for ADHD, autism and dyslexia