oh no ohhhh noooo what do you MEAN we have to play against the undefeated-all-season bayer leverkusen ?????

the reason the saïd deal fell through is bc carson held onto his legs and i threatened to egg moyes’s house inside and out. hope this helps ✨

wdym jaz can’t play on thursday 😀

pablito it’s been real 😭💖🫡

michael bournemouth jordan

best westies i am not going anywhere we have a final in ten days 🤣🤣🤣

all right @darlaxfurrr you better be right about the carrot kit bc rumor has it that’s what we’re wearing in the final

HI IM UP AND HAVE SEEN WE WON AND ALSO DEC GOAL DEC GOAL DEC GOAL DEC GOAL

west ham won yannited lost graham potter sacked personally i’m having a Great day

I WAS KIDDING BUT GO ON ADS !!! BEN MEE 2.0 !!!

also erm due to that video of dec and that kid post-match i will be 🫠🚀☀️

so jaz is sick the week we have to play liverpool 😀

f1 bffs my dad just put on the race i’m so confused what is going on i know nothing except hate m*x and root for charles and lewis

watching a match on your phone is like i could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world

you’re telling me they sacked patrick vieira on st. patrick’s day